- 9.0/101 votes
- 8.5/102 votes
#4 - Happy Birthday, Kevin (or Happy Birthday, Douchebag)
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 8/4/2002
When Kevin is down in the dumps, Andy plans a big birthday party for him -- only Kevin isn't very grateful. Meanwhile, Carlos and Natalie get a new pet. A boa constrictor.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Rob Schwartz
- 8.0/102 votes
#5 - Andy and Kevin Make a Friend (or One Bang for Two Brothers)
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 6/25/2000
Andy and Kevin battle it out for the affection of George Bang's sister. Meanwhile, Gus and Wally have a falling out.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Michael Panes
- 8.0/101 votes
#6 - Who's Stupid Now?
Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 11/4/1995
When Ren and Stimpy find out they are about to be cancelled, Ren comments that they'll do anything to keep the show on going, so the producer makes "a twist in chemistry" by making Stimpy the skinny jerk and Ren as the fat idiot.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Mike Kim
- 7.4/105 votes
#7 - Faith No More
Season 22 Episode 15 - Aired 4/17/2024
Brian becomes romantically interested in someone and it inspires him to use Stewie's time machine. Strange consequences result from their journey.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Alex Carter
- 7.1/1017 votes
#8 - An App a Day
Season 14 Episode 13 - Aired 2/14/2016
Peter overloads his phone with apps. He buys a new phone with more memory, gives his old phone to Chris, and hilarity ensues. Stewie joins a tennis club and invites Brian to be his tennis partner.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Anthony Blasucci
- 7.0/104 votes
#9 - The Stewaway
Season 21 Episode 7 - Aired 11/13/2022
During a game of "hide and seek," Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram "like" record.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Travis Bowe
- 6.9/1026 votes
#10 - Stewie Loves Lois
Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 9/10/2006
Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn't take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he undergoes a prostate exam.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Mark Hentemann
- 6.9/1021 votes
#11 - Guy Robot
Season 14 Episode 3 - Aired 10/11/2015
Stewie doesn’t like Brian’s stand-up comedy jokes, so the two of them fight. To get back at Brian and make him jealous, Stewie builds a robot friend. But when the robot outsmarts Stewie and dumps him, Brian and Stewie reunite. Meanwhile, Lois forces Peter to get a new mattress.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Chris Regan
- 6.8/1013 votes
#12 - American Gigg-olo
Season 15 Episode 3 - Aired 10/16/2016
After the local airline pilots go on strike, Quagmire looks for new work and becomes a gigolo. When his clients begin to avoid paying for his services, he asks Peter for help getting his money. Meanwhile, Brian is kicked off Peter’s health insurance, so he gets a job at a hardware store, until Stewie gets him fired and things get medical.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Chris Sheridan
- 6.8/1020 votes
#13 - I Dream of Jesus
Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 10/5/2008
When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "Surfin' Bird," Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again! On the verge of tears, Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved jingle, and he runs into a familiar face and ends up hanging out with Jesus Christ.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Brian Scully
- 6.7/106 votes
#14 - Tearjerker
Season 4 Episode 10 - Aired 1/13/2008
A James Bond spoof casts Stan as a 007-type agent assigned by B (Bullock) to infiltrate the set of a movie producer named TchochkieSchmear (Klaus), who's in cahoots with the diabolical villain Tearjerker (Roger). Their plan? To kill everyone in the world by making movies so sad, people will cry themselves to death.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Mike Barker
- 6.7/1012 votes
#15 - Switch the Flip
Season 16 Episode 17 - Aired 4/29/2018
To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents, but chaos quickly ensues around Quahog when the machine goes haywire.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Kevin Biggins
- 6.6/1019 votes
#16 - Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee
Season 12 Episode 5 - Aired 11/17/2013
The Griffins go to Italy and are faced with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys their passports.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Wellesley Wild
- 6.6/1010 votes
#17 - All About Steve
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 9/25/2005
When the CIA organizes a father-son baseball game, Stan is determined to show his co-workers that his son is masculine and athletic. Unfortunately, Steve is a geek, so Stan decides to lie and ditches him. But after getting a taste of his own treatment at work, Stan turns to Steve and his sci-fi knowledge to help capture a cyber-terrorist. Meanwhile, Roger goes incognito in a desperate attempt to interact with humans.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Chris McKenna
- 6.6/109 votes
#18 - Star Trek
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 11/27/2005
Steve becomes a famous author, and the entire family gets caught up in his celebrity, including Stan, who becomes an unbearable "stage parent." After Steve hooks up with an agent, he abandons his family to lead a "Cribs" lifestyle.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Chris McKenna
- 6.6/1017 votes
#19 - Farmer Guy
Season 11 Episode 20 - Aired 5/12/2013
Peter buys a farm and becomes a meth dealer.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Patrick Meighan
- 6.5/1020 votes
#20 - The Book of Joe
Season 13 Episode 2 - Aired 10/5/2014
Peter helps Joe fulfill his dream of getting a book published, only to take over as the writer. In the meantime, Brian develops an extreme thirst for exercise.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Mike Desilets
- 6.4/1012 votes
#21 - Follow the Money
Season 16 Episode 4 - Aired 10/22/2017
Chris receives a special one-dollar bill as a birthday present, but he quickly loses it and the dollar passes into the possession of everybody in Quahog.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Kevin Biggins
- 6.4/108 votes
#22 - Family Guy Lite
Season 17 Episode 14 - Aired 3/3/2019
After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland. When Lois takes a stab at writing a romantic fantasy novel, a curious Brian and Stewie investigate to find out who she might have a crush.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Anthony Blasucci
- 6.4/105 votes
#23 - Boston Stewie
Season 22 Episode 6 - Aired 11/19/2023
Stewie tries to civilize his half-brother, Boston Stewie, so that he may be adopted. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris start a venture in which people online pay Chris to sit on and smash cupcakes.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Patrick Meighan
- 6.4/108 votes
#24 - The Magnificent Steven
Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 5/13/2007
After Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to a slaughterhouse, he says that it began as a quest to make a man out of Steve. Meanwhile, Roger sparks a cat fight between Francine and Hayley, for reasons of his own.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Steve Hely
- 6.3/103 votes
#25 - A Bottle Episode
Season 21 Episode 17 - Aired 4/16/2023
Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their hands at door-to-door sales in the community.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Artie Johann