- 8.0/104 votes
#1 - Old Stan in the Mountain
Season 8 Episode 11 - Aired 2/19/2012
When Stan is overly enthusiastic about his hatred for old people, a hex is placed on him that turns him into a frail, old man. Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine on a road trip to a dance competition, but she soon finds out it's not what she bargained for.
Director: Valerie Fletcher
Writer: Jonathan Fener
- 7.7/103 votes
#2 - The Kidney Stays In the Picture
Season 8 Episode 16 - Aired 4/1/2012
Stan fears he may not be Hayley's real father, so he goes back in time to find the truth. In doing so, he disrupts the past and must save the future.
Director: Valerie Fletcher
Writer: Rick Wiener
- 7.7/103 votes
#3 - Can I Be Frank with You?
Season 9 Episode 3 - Aired 11/4/2012
Francine thinks Stan spends too much time with his friends; a boy band recruits Steve and his friends for a music video.
Director: Valerie Fletcher
Writer: Judah Miller
- 7.5/104 votes
#4 - The Life and Times of Stan Smith
Season 14 Episode 15 - Aired 7/24/2017
Stan becomes addicted to dying after Roger tricks him into thinking he had a heart attack; Klaus takes Steve to the Arizona State University for a college visit, where a fraternity hazes him.
Director: Valerie Fletcher
Writer: Jordan Blum
- 7.3/103 votes
#5 - Next of Pin
Season 13 Episode 21 - Aired 6/20/2016
Stan and Steve start bowling for more quality time together; Klaus holds a contest to see whether Roger or Hayley has the worse attention span.
Director: Valerie Fletcher
Writer: Jeff Kauffmann
- 7.2/105 votes
#6 - The Shrink
Season 12 Episode 12 - Aired 3/30/2015
Stan is horrified when he sees a couple die in a car crash, and he goes to see a shrink. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus study for a wine tasting.
Director: Valerie Fletcher
Writer: Brett Cawley
- 7.0/109 votes
#7 - The Longest Distance Relationship
Season 10 Episode 20 - Aired 5/18/2014
Hayley, still heartbroken over Jeff’s abduction, meets millionaire Matt Davis, who begins to help her move forward, until Steve and Snot discover that Jeff’s alive and trying to make it back to her.
Director: Valerie Fletcher
Writer: Jordan Blum
- 6.8/105 votes
#8 - Big Stan on Campus
Season 12 Episode 4 - Aired 11/10/2014
When the CIA is forced to make cutbacks and go on furlough, Stan volunteers to take a position as a college campus security guard. Meanwhile, Roger opens a bed and breakfast to boost the family's income.
Director: Valerie Fletcher
Writer: Brian Boyle
- 6.8/104 votes
#9 - Widow's Pique
Season 13 Episode 13 - Aired 4/25/2016
When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she's a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.
Director: Valerie Fletcher
Writer: Sam Brenner
- 6.7/103 votes
#10 - The Missing Kink
Season 9 Episode 15 - Aired 4/14/2013
Francine tries to get Stan to spice up their sex life; Hayley tries to get back into dating and accepts a date with Snot.
Director: Valerie Fletcher
Writer: Jeff Chiang
- 6.7/1012 votes
#11 - Poltergasm
Season 10 Episode 2 - Aired 10/6/2013
Francine's "Poltergasm" starts to haunt the Smith household when she is unsatisfied by Stan in the sack, and Roger must conjure a medium named Zelda Rubinstein to help eliminate the ghost. Meanwhile, Hayley introduces her new boy-toy, Mauricio to the family.
Director: Valerie Fletcher
Writer: Matt McKenna
- 6.6/107 votes
#12 - Vision: Impossible
Season 10 Episode 9 - Aired 1/5/2014
Roger suffers a horrific car crash as he tries to take a picture of his crotch on a traffic speed cam. After waking up from a coma, he starts to have eerie visions of the future, and saves the Smiths from a terrible fire. But, Roger's abuse of his newfound powers soon draws the ire of his fellow family members and the Smiths must learn to cope with the uncertainty of the future.
Director: Valerie Fletcher
Writer: Ali Waller
- 6.5/104 votes
#13 - Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers
Season 13 Episode 5 - Aired 2/22/2016
Stan goes undercover as a surfer a la Point Break. Steve befriends a drifter, Hayley might be pregnant, and Roger wants the World Cup to be held in the backyard.
Director: Valerie Fletcher
Writer: Nic Wegener
- 6.5/102 votes
#14 - Roger Needs Dick
Season 17 Episode 17 - Aired 8/3/2020
When one of Roger's characters falls in love with Dick, it affects the whole family.
Director: Valerie Fletcher
Writer: Nic Wegener
- 6.3/103 votes
#15 - Ninety North, Zero West
Season 14 Episode 7 - Aired 12/19/2016
The Smith family must rescue Steve after he is kidnapped and taken to the North Pole. There, Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones that he needs to perform an ancient ritual.
Director: Valerie Fletcher
Writer: Brett Cawley
- 5.2/105 votes
#16 - The Never-Ending Stories
Season 15 Episode 9 - Aired 4/9/2018
Bullock asks Stan to fill in for him at his class at the CIA Academy and Stan finds that the cadets are the perfect captive audience for his boring stories; Klaus becomes the hype-man for a famous rapper
Director: Valerie Fletcher
Writer: Parker Deay
- 5.2/105 votes
#17 - An Irish Goodbye
Season 16 Episode 11 - Aired 6/24/2019
Francine helps Hayley take a break from their marriages. Stan and Jeff pretend to be frontiersmen.
Director: Valerie Fletcher
Writer: Laura Beason
- 5.1/107 votes
#18 - Paranoid_Frandroid
Season 15 Episode 2 - Aired 2/12/2018
Francine becomes a conspiracy theorist when she finds out Stan has been shielding her from unhappy news; Klaus and Steve help Snot pimp out his basement.
Director: Valerie Fletcher
Writer: Joel Hurwitz
- 4.8/105 votes
#19 - The Legend of Old Ulysses
Season 15 Episode 17 - Aired 3/4/2019
Steve gets competitive during the father-son events at Possum Lake. Roger learns how to ride a bike.
Director: Valerie Fletcher
Writer: Zachary Rosenblatt
- 4.7/107 votes
#20 - Stan & Francine & Connie & Ted
Season 16 Episode 3 - Aired 4/29/2019
Steve introduces Stan and Francine to Barry's parents and Steve regrets it. Roger goes blind.
Director: Valerie Fletcher
Writer: Jeff Kauffmann
- 4.2/104 votes
#21 - Eight Fires
Season 16 Episode 19 - Aired 8/19/2019
Roger helps Francine with her terrible cooking by bringing her to a remote Patagonian island. Stan gets a nail in his head and can’t speak.
Director: Valerie Fletcher
Writer: Brett Cawley