Joe finds out the only thing harder than getting kicked out of the worst college in the country is trying to get back in.

When Todd loses his job as RA, who better to take over than Sanford?

When one of his classes is moved to a new time, Del starts hanging out with a different group and becomes a Big Man on Campus.

Sanford gets Del to stop being a mama's boy. And almost kills him.

How do you top an alumni prank? Kidnap a school mascot, that's how! Unfortunately, Del and Sanford steal their own school mascot!

Joe is desperate to transfer out of Barder while Del and Sanford are desperate for Coke (a-Cola that is).

Barder's annual Midnight Yell gets Sanford and Del to freak out.

Joe finds out he's in the wrong dorm room and has to moved to the single house he was originally supposed to have.

Sanford and Del discover that they've missed the first 3 weeks of classes, and will flunk out unless they pass an upcoming biology test.

Joe thinks that his new invention might save the Dean's job -- and allow Joe to transfer to a better school.