All Episodes of Bad Movie Beatdown

Season 1

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  6.4/1015 votes

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  Pluto Nash (AKA The Adventures of Pluto Nash) (2002)

  Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 4/6/2009

  The first season of Bad Movie Beatdown begins with the infamous Eddie Murphy flop "Pluto Nash". As he reviews the movie, Film Brain soon discovers that big names and special effects can't fix poor plotting and jokes, soon growing infuriated by the ludicrious plot twists.

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  5.6/1016 votes

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  The Fast and the Furious (2001)

  Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 4/14/2009

  Bad Movie Beatdown gets a turbo-charged upgrade, as Film Brain rams and shunts the surprisingly dull "The Fast and the Furious", in 'anticipation' of the fourth movie in the franchise.

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  6.2/1018 votes

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  Equilibrium (2002)

  Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 6/19/2009

  The long-awaited review of Equilibrium as Film Brain shows no mercy in this fully-loaded, guns-blazing and controversial assault on the action fest

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  7.4/1011 votes

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  Seraphim Falls (2007)

  Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 6/26/2009

  With a new intro, get ready to run with Film Brain as he takes on pretentious mumblefest western Seraphim Falls. The chase is on!

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  8.0/1011 votes

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  Darkness Falls (2003)

  Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 7/3/2009

  The PG-13 horror movie is targeted this time around as Film Brain pulls ITS teeth out!

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  7.0/1015 votes

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  Transmorphers (2007)

  Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 7/10/2009

  Terminator Meets Transformers. Film Brain transforms and rolls out to terminate this Asylum made ripoff.

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  7.1/1012 votes

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  Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)

  Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 7/31/2009

  Another bad Eddie Murphy movie gets what's coming to it!

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  6.6/109 votes

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  On Deadly Ground (1994)

  Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 8/7/2009

  Steven Seagal in a bad action movie with an environmental message!

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  NaN/100 votes

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  Hollywood Homicide (2003)

  Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 8/14/2009

  Harrison Ford in a movie where there's no homicide. Just him eating donuts during sex. Oh and real estate. Yeah...

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  7.3/1014 votes

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  AVP: Alien VS Predator (2004)

  Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 8/28/2009

  "Whoever wins, we lose!" An honest tagline for once!

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  6.3/1014 votes

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  Final Destination 3 (2006)

  Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 9/3/2009

  With the Final Destination on the horizon, Buck takes on the third in the series. Will he tempt fate?

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  7.1/1013 votes

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  Monkeybone (2001)

  Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 9/10/2009

  Brandon Fraser and Whoopi Goldberg can't save this opus about a man and his crazy cartoon character!

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  7.3/1010 votes

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  Meteor (1979)

  Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 9/17/2009

  Sean Connery in a bad disaster movie. At least it isn't Zardoz, right? RIGHT?!

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  7.2/1011 votes

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  The Time Machine (2002)

  Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 10/1/2009

  Film Brain takes a trip back to the dark days of 2002 to review the abysmal remake/adaptation of H.G. Wells' masterpiece!

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  6.2/1014 votes

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  Far Cry (2008)

  Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 10/8/2009

  Film Brain takes on an Uwe Boll movie. Will he ever be the same after it?

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  NaN/100 votes

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  The Jazz Singer (1980)

  Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 10/24/2009

  Film Brain Vs a remake of a 1920s movie with Neil Diamond and Laurence Olivier. Plus some cameos.

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  8.6/1012 votes

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  Special: Christmas With The Kranks (2004)

  Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 12/24/2009

  Film Brain returns for a holiday special, to battle Christmas With the Kranks, a strangely contradictory movie in which the spirit of Christmas is based entirely in crass commercialism.

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