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Kitten schedules a day for the whole family to check out the local country club in the hopes they can gain membership to the prestigious facility. As the family prepares for their visit and ultimately invades the luxurious grounds, we get a chance to learn about each character and how they are each coping with their newfound wealth.

We Put the Country in Country Club

Gerald Sr. is hit up for investment money by son Thomas and Chantel's boyfriend Albert. Thomas wants to open his own Tae Kwon Do school and receives investment money from his deep-pocketed papa, only to find that starting a new business can be more of a headache than splitting a two-by-four with his forehead. Gerald Sr. is not nearly as sold on Albert's scheme of starting a small fishing company, but agrees to front him enough money to buy an industrial net to prove that he's got what it takes to be a professional fisherman.

Mind Your Own Business

Kitten is determined to find a one-of-a-kind pet for Valerie’s daughter Nikki after the tragic death of her cat "Booey," so she tries to purchase a tiger at the local exotic cat sanctuary.

Animal Magnetism

Valerie’s daughters seem determined to run their mother into the ground! Jessica tricks her grandfather into paying for a tattoo, and when Valerie and Gerald Sr. find out, they make sure the punishment fits the crime.

Sitting on Pins and Tattoo Needles

Kitten has commissioned a family portrait and everyone cashes in to look picture perfect. Albert gets some fancy new teeth with a few blingy surprises. Valerie takes a pair of breast implants for a test drive.

The Big Picture

The Dowden men step up their game with the ladies! Gerald Sr. must come up with the perfect way to celebrate the anniversary of his first date with Kitten.

Love Is in the Muggy Air

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During a routine physical exam, Gerald Senior's doctor informs him that he desperately needs to lose 20 pounds. Kitten is distressed at her husband's diagnosis and hires a big time New York City personal trainer, Tony, to whip Gerald into shape. Tony, also a romance model, inspires Grandpa to pose and produce a pin up calendar for all of his girlfriends.

Southern Fried Fitness

The Dowdens invest in some new art and inspire Albert to begin making some art of his own. Gerald is immediately taken by Albert’s "work" and wants to become his first patron.

Gerald Has an Art Attack

Albert and the Aliens

Gerald Sr. won’t let the Dowden ladies take part in the family camping trip! An angry Kitten strikes back and treats the females of the family to a weekend in Beverly Hills.

The Getaways

It's "Holiday in Dixie" time in Shreveport and Gerald Sr.'s got a big idea to surprise Kitten, so he recruits the Dowden men to build a spectacular float for the annual holiday parade.

Dowden Day Parade

The Dowden family is prepping for storm season, and Gerald Sr. is going to use their "mailbox money" to make sure he's ready for anything.

Doomsday Dowden

Chantel and Albert's trip to beauty school leads to a new career in "Extreme Dog Grooming.

Bayou Beauty

Nikki and Valerie have entered the Dowdens into the "Bayou Boogie Battle," a local family dance competition—but the Dowdens don't dance! Kitten comes to the rescue and hires the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders as the family's new dance coaches.

Bayou Boogie

Gerald brings home a donkey named Jack to mate with Kitten's prized horses, so he can breed his very own spotted mule.

Dude! Where's My Donkey?

Kitten has to beg, borrow, and bribe in order to recreate the Softball Championship Gerald Sr. lost 23 years ago.

Gerald at Bat

The Dowden Family begins production on SHREVEPORT SAMARAI—a Kung Fu Zombie epic screen written by Thomas. But production goes awry when Gerald names himself director and takes control.

Lights! Camera! Dowden!

Jessica is ready to move off the Dowden Compound and live on her own but Val and Kitten aren't quite sure she's ready. So, Momma and Grandma test Jessica with household chores to see if she's ready to take care of herself.

Shreveport Smackdown

In this 1 hour season finale, Gerald Sr. and Kitten bring the whole family down to Hawaii for their honeymoon but everyone has a different interpretation of rest and relaxation.

The Best Seasons of Bayou Billionaires

The Best Seasons of Bayou Billionaires

Season 1

Season 2