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The Worst Episodes of Call of the Wildman

Every episode of Call of the Wildman ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Call of the Wildman!

Call of the Wildman is an American reality television following the exploits of Kentucky woodsman Ernie Brown, Jr., nicknamed "The Turtleman". Aided by his friend,...
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Worst Episodes Summary

"Dirty Jobs" is the worst rated episode of "Call of the Wildman". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 11/6/2011. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Groundhog Day".

  • Dirty Jobs
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    #1 - Dirty Jobs

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 11/6/2011

    In the series premiere, a farmers cows are getting attacked in a nearby cooling pond and emerge with missing udders; the culprits: snapping turtles. Ernie is happy to jump in but the pond is overflowing with manure.

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  • Groundhog Day
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    #2 - Groundhog Day

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 11/6/2011

    The turtle man meets his match against his bare hand tactics- a skunk. Hiding under layers upon layers of clothes is his only defense.

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  • Possum Poltergeist
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    #3 - Possum Poltergeist

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 11/13/2011

    When a local radio host challenges Turtleman to venture deep into the haunted woods of Kentucky and evict a school of venomous reptiles and rabid rodents, he is sent on a wild adventure to protect his Blue Grass name and legend.

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  • The Turtles of Alcatraz Pond
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    #4 - The Turtles of Alcatraz Pond

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 11/13/2011

    Turtleman receives news that one of his top rescue ponds is scheduled to be bulldozed in a matter of hours. But this isn't just any rescue pond. Nicknamed "Alcatraz," it's where he has released the 12 most ferocious snapping turtles he's ever encountered.

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  • Fort Rattlesnake
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    #5 - Fort Rattlesnake

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 11/20/2011

    Turtleman spots a vicious raccoon at an old trading post and must remove the creature without damaging the historic structure. It's man vs. beast and whoever makes the first mistake will decide the future of one of the last standing stores of its kind.

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  • Turtle Boot Camp
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    #6 - Turtle Boot Camp

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 11/20/2011

    A farmer's hens are mysteriously disappearing from his chicken coop, and Turtleman's called in to catch the mysterious predator.

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    #7 - Trapped Underground

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 11/27/2011

    Turtleman races against the clock to save a calf that's fallen down a deep sinkhole and is in distress. Something is lurking in the Wilkins family pond — an animal so big, it broke the line Mrs. Wilkins set to trap it.

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  • The Snake Pit
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    #8 - The Snake Pit

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 12/4/2011

    Turtleman hears of a job in North Carolina — a man's duck pond is being terrorized by turtles. Just a routine job until he finds out this call has come from David Ragan, one of the biggest stars of Turtleman's favorite sport: NASCAR.

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  • Nightmare at Poachers Pond
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    #9 - Nightmare at Poachers Pond

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 12/11/2011

    Turtleman and his crew stage a daring night rescue to save turtles threatened by a band of poachers. Things don't get much brighter when a nuisance call requires Turtleman to descend 30 feet into an underground spring to remove a mysterious animal.

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  • The Bayou Beast
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    #10 - The Bayou Beast

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 12/18/2011

    Backwoods meets the bayou when Turtleman and Neal take a road trip down to Louisiana to investigate a mysterious predator locals call the "Beast of the Bayou." Armadillos burrows are destroying the foundation of a family's home.

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  • Danger in the Distillery
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    #11 - Danger in the Distillery

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 12/25/2011

    A family of possums invades a historic Kentucky bourbon distillery and Ernie might be in danger. Later, turkeys create chaos in a corn maze by attacking kids.

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  • Dilapidated Death Trap
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    #12 - Dilapidated Death Trap

    Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 12/25/2011

    Ernie and his team are asked to clear a wide variety of critters out of an abandon house; a families house is overrun with more rats then they thought.

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  • Miner Threat
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    #13 - Miner Threat

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 6/3/2012

    Turtleman's got a date with a country critter that's got a taste for chewing the wooden support beams of a rural coalmine. Then, Turtleman must save the day after a tornado tears through the countryside, releasing lethal chemicals into a turtle pond.

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  • Killer at Shaker Village
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    #14 - Killer at Shaker Village

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 6/3/2012

    Kentucky's Shaker Village is home to a bird sanctuary, but this church has got a new mystery member, and it's practicing blood sacrifice! Then, signs of a home invasion are becoming too much for one family to ignore, and Turtleman is their only hope.

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  • Santa Claws
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    #15 - Santa Claws

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 6/10/2012

    A hedgehog at a local petting zoo turns up dead, with only a pair of tooth marks left as evidence. Then, local realtors are planning an open house for a historic Kentucky mansion when a critter with a taste for pastries undermines their selling attempts.

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  • Beehive Massacre
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    #16 - Beehive Massacre

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 6/10/2012

    A bachelor auction has a treat for its bidders when Turtleman shows up as the prize of the party. Three ladies pool their money to win a date with the Turtleman, and he meets them for a date at one of his favorite haunts: a pond full of snapping turtles!

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  • Speedway Demons
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    #17 - Speedway Demons

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 6/17/2012

    Turtleman and his team go to Kentucky's Ponderosa Speedway, where they round up raccoons, groundhogs and an opossum. Later, an escaped boa constrictor requires Turtleman's immediate attention.

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    #18 - Hell Hog

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 6/24/2012

    Turtleman's back in New Orleans and teaming up with John "Hogman" Schmidt. Wild hogs are posing a direct threat to a real estate developer's property. Then, shrimper Big Sexy's livelihood is at stake when a pack of muskrats prevent him from setting sail.

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  • French Quarter Coyote
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    #19 - French Quarter Coyote

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 7/1/2012

    Turtleman heads south to New Orleans to help innocent civilians in danger where a coyote is on the loose. He's then out to stop an invasive species destroying the Louisiana swampland in Baton Rouge.

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  • Baby Mama Drama
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    #20 - Baby Mama Drama

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 7/8/2012

    Turtleman must capture a critter he's never seen before! At a community pool, unwanted swimmers are keeping kids from cooling off on a hot summer day, and it's up to Turtleman to snatch these slithering swimmers!

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  • Jaws of Hell
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    #21 - Jaws of Hell

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 7/15/2012

    The Turtle Team is going back to college to clean up a host of gnarly critters that have moved into a frat house. A snapping turtle attacks a local preacher's congregants during a baptism in a pond, and the ceremony can't resume without Turtleman's help.

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  • Trailer Park Stink Bomb
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    #22 - Trailer Park Stink Bomb

    Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 7/22/2012

    A beaver dam threatens erosion and flooding to a farm, while a pesky beaver drags the Turtle team through the mud. Local trailer park residents flee after a putrid odor persists for several days. The source is the vermin Turtleman hates most -- a skunk!

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  • Night of the Digging Dead
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    #23 - Night of the Digging Dead

    Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 7/29/2012

    A local cemetery is being disrespected by a canine whose cunning is matched only by its beauty. An emu farmer has lost one of his prized birds and despite no experience with these exotic animals, Turtleman agrees to find it.

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    #24 - Sawmill Slasher

    Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 8/5/2012

    Turtle Team Jake's wood-supplier is forced to shut down after a mysterious critter chews through the sawmill's wiring. Turtleman makes a last-ditch effort to clear the studio of snakes before a Kentucky bluegrass legend arrives for his instrument.

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  • Tee'd Off Turtles
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    #25 - Tee'd Off Turtles

    Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 8/19/2012

    A winery needs Turtleman's help with invasive pests before its business withers on the vine; menacing snapping turtles are keeping golfers from retrieving their balls from a pond.

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