The Half Pint Brawlers, a team of hardcore little person wrestlers, kick off the season in Kansas City. Kato suffers a life-threatening head injury and is rushed to the hospital.

Turtle's commitment to the team is tested when the Brawlers want him to perform an erotic dance for a private party and a lube wrestling match with women.

Puppet brings back Teo, an estranged former Brawler, for big shows on Bourbon Street and a maximum security prison, but Kato refuses to put his differences aside and chaos ensues.

The Brawlers scramble to find family-friendly acts to perform at the Southern Pride Festival in Louisiana. Beautiful Bobby vows to jump his motorcycle over an alligator, despite Kato's objections.

The Brawlers travel to Mexico to wrestle with the legendary Luchadores, face down an angry bull and compete to see who can hook up first.

Puppet's reputation is on the line when he gets duped by wrestlers he hired for a Battle Royale that can't wrestle. After another week of hazing, Turtle becomes an official Half Pint Brawler.