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The Worst Episodes of Hjälp, vi har köpt en bondgård!

Every episode of Hjälp, vi har köpt en bondgård! ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Hjälp, vi har köpt en bondgård!!

Brita Zackari and Kalle Zackari Wahlström have long dreamt of a new life, to leave all anxiety and stress of citylife behind and move to...
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""What Have We Done?!"" is the worst rated episode of "Hjälp, vi har köpt en bondgård!". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 4/2/2020. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, ""I Have Bought a 1000 Meters of Beadboard!"".

  • "What Have We Done?!"
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    #1 - "What Have We Done?!"

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 4/2/2020

    The dream has come true, Kalle and Brita Zackari have bought a farm. Kalle starts up the sawmill and Brita is happy about the old floors in the house. They are thrown into real countryside living. Kalle learns how to use the sawmill, making planks from their own trees, and Brita starts the renovation of the main house. In the middle of all this it turns out Brita is pregnant.

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  • "I Have Bought a 1000 Meters of Beadboard!"
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    #2 - "I Have Bought a 1000 Meters of Beadboard!"

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 4/9/2020

    Brita finds mold in the guest house and she must try to find a new place for the family to sleep. She is also not completely happy with Kalle’s way of painting, but should she voice her opinion about it? Kalle makes sure that the first animals, little chickens, move into the farm.

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  • "The Sheep Have Run Away Ten Times Since Yesterday"
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    #3 - "The Sheep Have Run Away Ten Times Since Yesterday"

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 4/16/2020

    Brita draws up plans for the kitchen and Kalle gets two sheep for the farm. But will Brita ever be able to decide what colour the kitchen should have? And how is Kalle coping with the sheep as they keep running away over and over again?

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  • "He Is Not Our Friend"
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    #4 - "He Is Not Our Friend"

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 4/23/2020

    Kalle finally starts the cultivation beds on the farm Brita plants walnut trees. Drama ensues around the sheep shearing when one of the sheep hits pregnant Brita in the stomach. Have they bitten off more than they can chew?

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  • "I Felt a Tingle"
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    #5 - "I Felt a Tingle"

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 4/30/2020

    Brita gets help from the building heritage expert Erika Åberg with restoring an old double door for the house. Will Brita finally get that homelike atmosphere that she has been missing on the farm? Kalle expands the farm’s animal life with 17 000 bees.

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  • "He's Here Now and His Name Is..."
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    #6 - "He's Here Now and His Name Is..."

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 5/7/2020

    There is panic on the farm when Kalle and Brita discover that the roof in leaking in rain water. What will they do when the budget is so tight? The work on the farm stops when Brita has to go on sick leave and the cultivation beds have had a pest infestation. Pickle jars are filled, cordial is made and the baby is born.

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  • "This Is a Common Sight. A Forest Owner Taking a Break for Breastfeeding"
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    #7 - "This Is a Common Sight. A Forest Owner Taking a Break for Breastfeeding"

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 5/14/2020

    Nature takes over the farm. Kalle declares war on the hare that eats all the vegetables in the garden and Brita fights against the flies that have infested the house. And how will Kalle react when Brita decides to repaint the bedroom for the third time?

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  • "Can You Believe It, We Made all This Happen!"
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    #8 - "Can You Believe It, We Made all This Happen!"

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 5/21/2020

    Kalle and Brita have a big workday on the farm that concludes with a party. But what happens when a hawk has its eye on the hen house? On top of that the farm is invaded by mice and Brita wants to leave the farm and move away.

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  • "I MUST Build a Greenhouse"
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    #9 - "I MUST Build a Greenhouse"

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 3/23/2021

    Kalle and Brita are back! Summer is on its way to the farm and now is the time for all ideas to be realised. One big step towards the dream of becoming self sufficient is a greenhouse, something Kalle wants to build on his own. Brita starts a makeover on a guest house. Meanwhile it’s also time for lambing on the farm, and it turns out to be very dramatic.

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  • "The Relationship Is Saved!"
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    #10 - "The Relationship Is Saved!"

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 3/30/2021

    The farm has six new puppies so the farm now has 22 hens, 8 lambs, 6 puppies, 5 sheep, 3 dogs, 3 ducks, 2 cats, one 1-year-old, one 4-year-old and one 15-year-old. Phew. It’s also time the get the cultivation beds in the garden sorted.

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  • "You Don't Understand How Big the Window Is. What Was I Thinking?"
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    #11 - "You Don't Understand How Big the Window Is. What Was I Thinking?"

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 4/6/2021

    Kalle dreams of being self sufficient, and then you need an automated irrigation system. Exciting! Brita on the other hand dreams of the perfect guest cottage and Kalle’s son, Glenn, dreams of carving knives. It is high time to make dreams come true.

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  • "Me and Brita Never Sleep Togheter..."
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    #12 - "Me and Brita Never Sleep Togheter..."

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 4/13/2021

    Honey and clay walls, how do those two things go together? And where has the queen bee gone? Many questions get answered in this episode. Meanwhile Brita’s project to create the perfect guest cottage continues. A bit of slow-tv, if you ask Kalle.

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  • "I Accidentally Locked Essa In the Henhouse!"
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    #13 - "I Accidentally Locked Essa In the Henhouse!"

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 4/20/2021

    Will Brita’s guest cottage ever be finished, and why is Kalle digging a gigantic hole? Life of the farm continues, as usual, with many projects and dreams. It’s not always so easy, but fun!

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  • "It Didn't Turn Out Like I Thought. It Turned Out Much Better!"
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    #14 - "It Didn't Turn Out Like I Thought. It Turned Out Much Better!"

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 4/27/2021

    Duck ponds and green houses in all their glory, but now it’s time to do something for the children. The plan is for them to have their own magic garden and the adults will have a barbecue hangout, and maybe some of the sheep are up for an adventure...

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  • "You CAN NOT repaint again!"
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    #15 - "You CAN NOT repaint again!"

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 5/4/2021

    Now it’s time for Brita to do some interior decoration and detail carpentry while Kalle is going to plant his own forest, yeah something like a forest. But most of all Kalle and Essa need some alone time, father-daughter cosiness and fishing for crayfish.

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  • "Are You Going to Sit Behind Me Like Patrick Swayze?"
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    #16 - "Are You Going to Sit Behind Me Like Patrick Swayze?"

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 5/11/2021

    The second summer on the farm is coming to an end. What an amazing summer it has been, filled with cultivation, building, animals and family hangouts. But there are still a few projects left to work on before winter, keep watching to find out!

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  • ”Do I HAVE TO tell Kalle that the door is too tall?”
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    #17 - ”Do I HAVE TO tell Kalle that the door is too tall?”

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 1/6/2022

    The time has come for the third summer on Kalle and Brita's farm. This year they want to challenge themselves a little extra and they set out to build a sauna, but are their inadequate knowledge of building enough to manage such a big project? And as if that was not enough, in the middle of this chaos their dog gives birth to eight cute puppies.

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  • ”Finally I am a REAL cowboy!”
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    #18 - ”Finally I am a REAL cowboy!”

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 1/13/2022

    Brita and Kalle are finally becoming real cowboys (and girls). Said and done, Kalle acquires calves in Hälsingland, Brita is sowing flowers like there is no tomorrow and then they plant the largest pumpkin of 2021… maybe.

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  • ”Björn has pooped in Essa's room!”
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    #19 - ”Björn has pooped in Essa's room!”

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 1/20/2022

    Kalle and Brita continue to build their new sauna. But how will Kalle react when Brita keeps changing the plans and also measures everything wrong? And will Brita actually manage to finish the entrance door before it starts raining?

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  • ”You can stand here and play on the raspberry synths!”
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    #20 - ”You can stand here and play on the raspberry synths!”

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 1/27/2022

    In secret, Kalle plans to get more animals but Brita finds out about his plans. Her irritation does not go away when she is the one that has to go and get the animals in Småland. Also, Kalle grows raspberries, Brita learns to weld and then some cute lambs are born on the farm.

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  • ”It CANNOT be my fault! That's impossible!”
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    #21 - ”It CANNOT be my fault! That's impossible!”

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 2/3/2022

    The time has come for Kalle and Brita to finally finish the sauna they have struggled to build. But someone has measured the entrance door wrong and it does not fit. The question is who is to blame…? Also, Kalle builds the sauna seating and Brita paints 300 000 stencils on the walls of the sauna.

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  • ”Hot tip, don't involve your children!”
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    #22 - ”Hot tip, don't involve your children!”

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 2/10/2022

    The big episode for the children! Kalle and Brita builds a playscape for the children. An outdoor bed, an obstacle course and a hanging bridge between the tree hut and the climbing frame are built. And if that was not enough, the family goes to the big city to collect a cute puppy.

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  • ”I'm going to harvest the largest pumpkin of 2021 in Sweden!”
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    #23 - ”I'm going to harvest the largest pumpkin of 2021 in Sweden!”

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 2/17/2022

    Late summer has come to the farm and it’s time to harvest. Kalle has cross-fertilized the corn and harvests Sweden’s largest pumpkin of 2021(?). Brita is working on the entrance to the guest house, adding a checkered floor and testing the concept of splash painting.

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  • ”It started with a staircase to the water, then she went COMPLETELY mad!”
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    #24 - ”It started with a staircase to the water, then she went COMPLETELY mad!”

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 2/24/2022

    When the pond on Kalle and Brita’s farm needs fixing it turns into a long working day. It becomes a muddy mess when the pond needs to be sealed with some kind of powder… Also, Brita makes a staircase to the water using concrete.

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    #25 - Episode 1

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 7/17/2023

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