Season 1

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  Christmas

  Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 5/5/2001

  JP believes it is Christmas in the middle of March, and so to humour him, the other Pets decide to hold the event. Unfortunately, disaster strikes when the house is invaded by burglars.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  Pregnant

  Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 5/12/2001

  After a wild party, a hungover Hamish is told by JP and Trevor that he had sex with Davina while he was drunk, and three months later it is revealed that she is pregnant.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  Pleasure

  Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 5/19/2001

  Trevor has an unreachable itch on his back, which the other Pets refuse to scratch. Frustrated, he decides to use an unconventional method to get rid of it that leaves one of the Pets suffering from a nervous breakdown.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  American Beauty

  Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 5/26/2001

  Hamish discovers that Trevor has placed a poor bet in his name with money borrowed from a violent, psychopathic criminal who expects to be payed back. Terrified, Hamish begins many failed attempts to commit suicide before the moneylender arrives.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  On Hold

  Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 6/2/2001

  Hamish finds himself being held in an excessively long queue on the phone in his attempt to make a call.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  Consider Yourself

  Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 6/9/2001

  In a parody of Sherlock Holmes, Trevor tells JP the story of his Victorian ancestor; a detective who discovered the identity of Jack The Ripper.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  The Miracle

  Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 6/16/2001

  When an archangel unblocks the downstairs toilet, Hamish insists the house become religious as an act of respect.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  Conspiracy Theory

  Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 6/23/2001

  While watching a television documentary about John F. Kennedy, the Pets' power supply is cut off. Cue a flashback to the 1960s, featuring relations of the Pets on holiday in a house identical to the modern day version in Dallas, who witness the president's assassination and attempt to discover the identity of the perpetrator.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  Constipation

  Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 6/30/2001

  After suffering from constipation for fourteen months, Hamish reluctantly tries Trevor's suggestion of eating a pair of tights in order to cure himself.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown