Every season of Sammy J ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best seasons of Sammy J!

Sammy J serenades our leaders in the Parliamentary Lounge. Come for the song, stay for the jacket.

The Ballad Of Section 44

The Winter Olympics are here! Can Humpty Barnaby impress the judges?

Barnaby On Ice

Malcolm and Humpty Barnaby aren't getting along this week. Let's try some marriage counselling!

Bonk! Bonk! Bonk!

We're going to school in America today! Do you want to join us?

Now Is Not The Time

After a bruising start to the season, the Government Coach faces the media to talk whiteboards, Hitler Youth, and Big Mal's captaincy.

Government Coach - New Season

Holy bat smokes! Theres a by-election this weekend! Can Average Voter make it to the ballot box safely, or will he be defeated by the evil super-pollies?

The Battle For Batman

The Government Coach faces some tough questions about his team's performance in the women's competition.

Government Coach - Women's League

The Leadership Bunnies face a press conference to explain their role in the Easter scandal.

Egg Tampering Crisis

Live from the Parliamentary Lounge, Sammy J warbles his way through a brief history of political gaffes.

I Wish I Hadn't Said That

We're connecting to the NBN today! Do you want to join us?

The NBN Rollout

The Government Coach explains the strategy behind Big Mal's losing streak.

Government Coach - 30 Losses

Broadcasting live from the coaching box during Kelly O'Dwyer's Sunday morning match-up.

Government Coach - Insiders

We're having fun in the Demilitarised Zone today! Do you want to join us?

Shake, Shake, Shake Your Hands!

The Government Coach helps ScoMo kick some long-term financial goals.

Budget Match

An entitled Prince is getting married! Shall we help him woo his bride?

Royal Wedding

It's Day 29 on the party boat, and the Cruise Director has some stern words for the passengers.

Trip Of A Lifetime

History's against them, but the Coach is feeling optimistic about his team's chances this year.

Indigenous Round

The Government has finally bowed to pressure and announced a Royal Commission into Barnaby Joyce's exclusive Sunday Night interview.

Royal Commission Into Barnaby Joyce

To celebrate the historic Singapore summit, Sammy J enters the crowded K-pop market.

Fallin' 4 Kim

The ABC is up for sale and everything must go. Proudly brought to you by Sotherjay's Auction House.

Going Once, Going Twice

Roving reporter JP speaks to the Government Coach down in the cabinet rooms following a big win.

Talking Pollie

Sammy gets a visit from the Sugar Industry's loveable new mascot. Yee-haw!

The Sugar Cube Cowboy

By request of the Federal Government, Sammy J offers up an alternative national anthem.

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie (Oi, Oi, Oi)

In this exclusive Three Corners report, we meet the man charged with tracking down the mythical Latham King Rat.

Rats In The Ranks

Super Saturday is coming up, but the boys are more excited about the exhibition match.

African Gangs

Meet Larry. He's a journalist. And he's had a rough week.

On The Couch

It's the Greatest Magic Show on Earth! Do you want to join us?

Malcolm the Magnificent

Commissioner Jayne turns his judicial eye to the explosive events in the Senate.

Royal Commission into Fraser Anning's Maiden Speech

After a dog of a week, the Government Coach addresses his party room.

Losing It

As the siren sounds on Big Mal's captaincy, we follow the Government Coach on the most dramatic day of his career.

Blood on the Field

Sammy and the team are in the beautiful Southern Highlands this week. Amongst the objects of interest is a stunning example of late twentieth century craftmanship.

Antiques Showcase

We're meeting a new friend on Playground Politics this week! Let's make him feel welcome.

Little Piggy Scomo

Coach faces his first press conference since the change of captaincy.

Bouncing Back

We're designing a new flag today! Do you want to join us?

How To Make an Australian Flag

It's a new day; it's a new you. Let's send some love and peace out into the world with the latest yoga flow from Canberra.

Libspill Yoga

Following the lucrative Sydney Opera House advertising debut, a selection of fine Australian landmarks go under the hammer.

National Icon Sale

The Principal welcomes back three students after a brief absence from school.

No Hard Feelings

The Government Coach runs out of tactics in the final minutes of a bruising match.

Wentworth Wipeout

In 2068, the Prime Minister delivers the long-awaited apology to the Nauru Generation.

Apology

Feeling tension in your midterms? Let's unwind with some Trump Yoga.

Trump Yoga

Banking Yoga

Sammy needs to go to hospital - but there's too much red tape. Everyone's favourite sitcom returns for another gut-busting episode.

Ask The Minister

The Government Coach reiterates his club's policy on people trying to sneak into the stadium without a ticket.

Fence Jumpers

Following Julie Bishops resignation, country superstars Buster J & The Death Stares perform their latest hit single.

Nice Shoes

Ladies and gentlemen, bidding is now open for a selection of fine retiring ministers.

Ministerial Auction

Let's flex our foreign muscles with a brand new flow straight out of Europe.

Brexit Yoga

This week on Playground Politics, Sammy J answers a letter from a young viewer.

Monsters

Commissioner Jayne weighs up the arguments in favour of installing a Kiwi Prime Minister.

Royal Commission into Jacinda Ardern Becoming Australian PM

With a Grand Final just around the corner, the Government Coach gets a grilling from JP and the team.

The Pollie Show

Love a punt? We've got great odds for you this week courtesy of J-Bet.

J-Bet

Childcare stressing you out? Time to unwind with some School Holiday Yoga.

School Holiday Yoga

The Government Coach talks water, Barnaby and bubbles.

Bubbles

There's an archery competition in Shorten Forest! Can Robin Bill hit his targets without hurting anyone?

Robin Bill of Shorten Forest

Country music superstar Buster J returns with a song about a recent loss.

Goodbye, Queensland

A triumphant Coach faces his first press conference after the Grand Final win.

Je Suis Scomo

ALP Yoga

We're raiding journalists' homes today. Do you want to join us?

How to Make a Search Warrant

Sammy J and Randy struggle to enjoy a footy match.

The Spirit of The Game

Commissioner Jayne examines the chasm between Australian male and female athletes.

Royal Commission into Douchebags

This week we're reading a special story about a little boy who wanted to be a real Prime Minister...

The Tale of Scomocchio

Let's flex our interstate rivalry with some Capital City Yoga.

Capital City Yoga

Gus from Uluru Summit Walks has a quick word to his tour group.

Top of the Rock

Live from historic Atherton House, Sammy discovers a rare gem.

Antique Welfare

Buster J & the Crown Escorts are back with a song for all the high rollers.

Die of Not Surprise

It's been a busy week in the department of Thoughts and Prayers.

Thoughts and Prayers

Two countries, but only one rose. Who will Australia choose?

International Bachelor

Coach comes out swinging after a big win in the Pacific.

Pacific Round

Renowned bush poet S J Paterson presents his latest ballad.

The Girl from Ipswich Town

Commissioner Jayne turns his forensic gaze to the ALP's donations scandal.

Royal Commission into Rotting Husk of NSW Labor Party

Meet Craig Tinkler, the Parliamentary piss-taker.

Taking the Piss

A brand new Yoga flow that's sweeping through Asia.

Hong Kong Yoga

Commissioner Jayne vents his NBN frustrations.

Royal Commission into Australia's Slightly Crap Internet

Richard from Barely Liveable Real Estate introduces another hot property.

Barely Liveable Real Estate

How to Impeach an Orange

Coach announces his exciting new National Economy Ambassador.

Reality Ambassadors

In light of this week's racing controversy, Three Corners speaks exclusively to a horse.

Just Keep Winning

Buster J & The Murray Darlings send a message to Canberra.

Let it Rain

It's time to show some stealth for the Commonwealth.

Constitutional Cops

It's been a long hot Summer. Let's cool down with a song.

C'mon Pollies C'mon

Want to deny climate change, but don't know where to start? Scotty Tape's Top Tips will have you up and running in no time!

The Barefoot Denier

Who's eligible to come to our birthday party? This could get messy.

How to Make a Spreadsheet

A young Anthony Albanese seeks an extension on his homework.

Anthony's Homework

Josh the dog can't find his surplus! Can you help him?

Where's My Surplus?

Renowned bush poet S.J. Paterson empties the shelves in verse.

The Ballad of Dunny Roll

In the midst of a crisis, we bring you an important message from the Government Coach.

Government Coach Addresses the Nation

Government Coach clarifies some confusion around the Club's messaging.

Coach Makes Things Clear

It's a troubling time - let's catch the latest flow.

Corona Yoga

With supplies still running low, Commissioner Jayne offers some helpful tips for households.

Royal Commission into Alternatives to Toilet Paper

Corona, Actually

Government Coach Zoom

Buster J returns with a song about love in the age of corona.

I'll Always Keep My Bluetooth On For You

As remote learning continues all over the country, one dad tries to replicate the full school experience.

Home School With Mr Dad

Coach announces his three-step plan to get boots back on the field.

Three-Step Plan

In this week's Antiques Showcase, Melinda discovers something from a bygone era.

Antique Tickets

Sammy J bids farewell to peace, quiet, and sourdough bread.

Goodbye My Lockdown

Coach shows off some new tactics to give the fans what they want.

The Feel of the Game

It's a safe space for well-meaning white people.

Well-Meaning White People

Statues are toppling, but who's looking out for the pigeons?

Bird's Eye View

Coach sets his sights on the southern state.

Victoria, you're benched

We're social distancing today! Do you want to join us?

One Point Five

Biting, bite-sized comedy as Sammy J rips into the political machinations of Canberra and beyond. With an insatiable appetite for politics, Sammy blends comedy and song where he can harass and heckle the politics of the day.

The Best Seasons of Sammy J

The Best Seasons of Sammy J

Season 1

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Season 3

Season 4

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