- 10.0/101 votes
#1 - Fallen Nation
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 10/6/1997
Jenny tests her loyalty to a former Marine commander embroiled in an anti-Government plot.
Director: N/A
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 10.0/101 votes
#2 - The A List
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/23/1997
Trek and Erica impersonate a whiz-kid millionaire and his girlfriend to investigate the deaths of two technology tycoons.
Director: N/A
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 10.0/101 votes
#3 - Sky One
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/27/1997
Sky One prepares to go into ""Stand By"" status, manned with only a skeleton crew, when it is taken over by terrorists.
Director: N/A
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 9.0/102 votes
#4 - The Impotence of Being Ernest
Season 4 Episode 13 - Aired 2/4/1989
Rose is crazy about her latest boyfriend, Ernie, but can't understand why he doesn't approach the subject of sex, so when she forces the subject she learns the truth - he's impotent.
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 8.4/1043 votes
#5 - Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 2/25/1998
Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom had "relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance", he finds that there's more to his mother than he thought.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 8.3/1041 votes
#6 - Spontaneous Combustion
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 4/14/1999
Kenny spontaneously combusts. The mayor asks Randy Marsh to find a solution. The boys try to help Kyle's dad to get an erection. One way they think they can help is by performing the Stations of the Cross at church crucifying Cartman and waiting three days for his res-erection. Randy Marsh figures out the reason everyone is combusting is because they are withholding their farts.
Director: Matt Stone
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 8.0/1045 votes
#7 - Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 4/22/1998
Dr. Mephisto is about to reveal who Eric Cartman's father really is! Glass shatters and gunshots ring out. A mysterious assailant apparently shot Mephisto while the lights were off. Much to Eric's chagrin, they rush Mephisto off to the hospital. Chef rushes out the door with Mephisto in hand. They must fight against time to learn Eric's background, who is his father? Where does he come from?
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 7.9/1036 votes
#8 - Hooked on Monkey Fonics
Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 11/10/1999
Mrs. Cartman is about to give Eric a present. Of course Eric is hoping it will be some kind of toy, but it ends up being Hooked On Monkey Phonics to help him win the big South Park Annual Spelling Bee. Kyle finds Rebecca Cutswald to be quite intriguing and tries to woo her with his charm and teach her how to love and learn in public school.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 7.8/1041 votes
#9 - Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 7/21/1999
Stan's parents bring him to Mr. Mackey's party, but he gets sent down to the basement to be with the lame kids. Kyle and Stan's fathers experiment with their homosexual tendencies. The ATF is convinced that the meteor shower party is actually a gathering of a religious cult that is going to commit suicide when the meteor shower arrives. Stan tries to save himself and the party from the ATF.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 7.7/1042 votes
#10 - Cow Days
Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 9/30/1998
South Park's annual "Cow Days" party is happening! The cows become transfixed on a cow statue. In order to get the money they need to win Terrance and Phillip dolls, the boys sign Cartman up for a bull riding contest. A freak accident has Cartman believing he is a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li. The boys learn about money and cow insanity.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 7.7/1020 votes
#11 - The Forgotten
Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 4/28/2004
Two high-ranking Xindi offer to stop the launch of their superweapon if Archer can prove they've been manipulated. Meanwhile, the crew mourns their lost mates.
Director: LeVar Burton
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 7.7/103 votes
#12 - It's a Trap!
Season 9 Episode 18 - Aired 5/22/2011
Peter retells the story of Return of the Jedi.
Director: Peter Shin
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 7.6/1045 votes
#13 - Chickenlover
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 5/27/1998
The Booktastic bus is in town and soon everyone finds out that Officer Barbrady can't read. He is whisked off to school with the boys so he can save his job. While he's there someone in South Park is having sex with the town's chickens and only Officer Barbrady with his new deputies Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Cartman can stop them!
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 7.6/1044 votes
#14 - Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 9/2/1998
The kids go on a field trip to the planetarium. All of the children except Cartman are acting weird. As usual Stan and Kyle, with Kenny's sacrifice, try to get to bottom of the mystery. Meanwhile, Cartman wins an appearance on a snack commercial. The four boys get to the root of the strange planetarium.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 7.6/1037 votes
#15 - Where No Fan Has Gone Before
Season 4 Episode 12 - Aired 4/21/2002
Fry leads the crew on a quest across the galaxy to regain the forbidden 79 episodes of "Star Trek: The Original Series", where they encounter the original cast of the show - as well as their captor, an obsessive energy being named Melllvar.
Director: Pat Shinagawa
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 7.6/1027 votes
#16 - The Road Not Taken
Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 4/25/2019
The crew must contend with the disastrous fallout from Kelly's decision.
Director: Gary S. Rake
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 7.6/1043 votes
#17 - Conjoined Fetus Lady
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 6/3/1998
Kyle is injured and must go to see the school nurse and is terrified because of the stories he's heard. She looks fairly normal, except for the dead fetus sticking out of her head. Kyle's mother educates the boys on her "condition" and decides that everyone in South Park should be made aware. Meanwhile, the South Park Cows dodgeball team goes to the state, national and finally the international finals in China.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 7.5/1020 votes
#18 - Stewie Kills Lois (1)
Season 6 Episode 4 - Aired 11/4/2007
Lois and Peter sail off on a cruise. Jealous that he was left behind, Stewie's matricidal tendencies are rekindled. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie carries out his diabolical plan.
Director: John Holmquist
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 7.4/1012 votes
#19 - The Big Bang Theory
Season 9 Episode 16 - Aired 5/8/2011
Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci in order to erase Stewie from the universe.
Director: Dominic Polcino
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 7.4/1015 votes
#20 - Forget-Me-Not
Season 10 Episode 17 - Aired 3/18/2012
After a night out, Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire awake in a hospital and discover that they don't remember anything and that the town has been deserted.
Director: Brian Iles
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 7.4/1041 votes
#21 - Krill
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/12/2017
After the Orville crew defeats a Krill attack on a brand-new colony, the Union sends Ed and Gordon on a dangerous undercover mission to infiltrate a Krill ship and obtain a copy of the Krill bible, the "Anhkana," to better understand the enemy.
Director: Jon Cassar
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 7.4/1028 votes
#22 - Deflectors
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 2/14/2019
One of Bortus's old lovers is assigned to help upgrade the ships defences and makes a surprising admission to Talla.
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 7.3/1018 votes
#23 - Related to Items You've Viewed
Season 8 Episode 5 - Aired 8/21/2023
Bender uncovers the mysteries of the vast Momazon corporation.
Director: Andrew Han
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 7.3/1022 votes
#24 - Judgment
Season 2 Episode 19 - Aired 4/9/2003
In a Klingon tribunal, Archer stands accused of aiding fugitives of the Empire and faces death if found guilty.
Director: James L. Conway
Writer: David A. Goodman
- 7.1/1012 votes
#25 - V Is for Mystery
Season 16 Episode 13 - Aired 3/25/2018
Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.
Director: Joseph Lee
Writer: David A. Goodman