- 9.0/102 votes
#1 - Magic Moment
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 5/4/2023
Pete moves back in with his mom on Staten Island but is sent spiraling when he learns that the family has been dealing with tragic news without him. Pete uses his friends, connections and creativity to make the best of a sad situation.
Director: Jason Orley
Writer: Judah Miller
- 9.0/102 votes
#2 - Do as I Say, Not as I Do
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 5/4/2023
Seven-year-old Pete, his mom and his sister attend his aunt’s wedding just weeks after the death of his father. His uncle Tommy steps in to be there for Pete when he needs him most. In present day, Pete makes sure to be there for Uncle Tommy.
Director: Jason Orley
Writer: Judah Miller
- 8.5/102 votes
#3 - In Country... Club
Season 6 Episode 1 - Aired 9/27/2009
When Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans' Day celebration, he gets some heat from Stan who doesn't think he's ready for such an undertaking. Unimpressed with Steve's vocal talents, Stan decides Steve needs to experience real war in order to sing about our country's military prowess. But things quickly go south when Roger gets involved and Steve goes bananas.
Director: Josue Cervantes
Writer: Judah Miller
- 8.5/102 votes
#4 - Crispytown
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 5/4/2023
Pete introduces his crew as they drive to Florida to hopefully perform a gig without any mishaps. The sudden appearance of an eccentric jeweler named “Crispy” kicks off a surreal and possibly hallucinated series of events.
Director: Jason Orley
Writer: Judah Miller
- 7.8/104 votes
#5 - Less Money, Mo' Problems
Season 8 Episode 15 - Aired 3/25/2012
After losing patience with Hayley and Jeff for their freeloading ways, Stan bets the young couple that he and Francine can live on minimum wage for a month. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger embark on a mission to test drive the car of their dreams.
Director: Chris Bennett
Writer: Judah Miller
- 7.7/103 votes
#6 - Can I Be Frank with You?
Season 9 Episode 3 - Aired 11/4/2012
Francine thinks Stan spends too much time with his friends; a boy band recruits Steve and his friends for a music video.
Director: Valerie Fletcher
Writer: Judah Miller
- 7.5/102 votes
#7 - May the Best Stan Win
Season 6 Episode 12 - Aired 2/14/2010
Stan gives Francine "love coupons" for Valentine's Day, but refuses to honor them once he becomes preoccupied with his very own CIA cyborg. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve and his friends remake a classic '80s movie.
Director: Pam Cooke
Writer: Judah Miller
- 7.5/102 votes
#8 - Borgnine
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 5/4/2023
The Canadian drugs take their toll on Pete, who manages to offend his entire family on a solemn occasion. His only choice is to go to rehab, but first he must meet with several people in his life to tell them that he’s going away.
Director: Jason Orley
Writer: Judah Miller
- 7.3/103 votes
#9 - There Will Be Bad Blood
Season 7 Episode 6 - Aired 11/28/2010
It’s Thanksgiving in Langley Falls, and as usual, Stan invites his half-brother, Rusty, over to show off his cornucopia of wealth and good fortune. But when Stan finds out that Rusty is far wealthier than he led on, Stan tries to take from Rusty what he feels is rightfully his. Things don’t go well, and the Smith family nearly loses it all.
Director: Joe Daniello
Writer: Judah Miller
- 7.3/103 votes
#10 - Hot Water
Season 8 Episode 1 - Aired 9/25/2011
Stressed out by his family and his obligations, Stan decides to buy a hot tub to relieve his stress, but gets into hot water when he finds out the hot tub is evil.
Director: Chris Bennett
Writer: Judah Miller
- 7.0/102 votes
#11 - For Your Amusement
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 5/4/2023
Pete wants to be a father, but only his mother supports the idea. Pete spends the day with a child at an amusement park to see what being a dad is like, while Amy pursues multiple angles to help make Pete a dad as soon as possible.
Director: Oz Rodriguez
Writer: Judah Miller
- 7.0/102 votes
#12 - ISO
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 5/4/2023
Pete is miserable after getting stuck in Canada on Christmas to film a war movie. He wanders the strange, small town searching for a way to improve his mood until receiving a bizarre and probably hallucinated visit from a beloved celebrity.
Director: Jason Orley
Writer: Judah Miller
- 7.0/102 votes
#13 - Show Me the Way
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 5/4/2023
Pete goes to rehab and finds himself unable to avoid misadventures as his old friend Machine Gun Kelly shows up intent on getting him high. Meanwhile, Pete’s sister Casey is set to graduate without him there.
Director: Jason Orley
Writer: Judah Miller
- 7.0/101 votes
#14 - The Crown: Joancoming: It's a Cleo Cleo Cleo Cleo World
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 6/1/2023
When a rumor derails Cleo’s bid for homecoming queen, Joan is forced to reconsider their lifelong rivalry for the sake of the school…and the world.
Director: Kristen Morrison
Writer: Judah Miller
- 7.0/101 votes
#15 - Clone Alone
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 6/22/2023
As Operation Spread Eagle ends, the clones face a deadly college entrance exam. Estranged from JFK, Abe, and the rest of her friends, Joan decides to fend for herself while Scudworth and Mr. B crash The Board of Shadowy Figures’ Death Maze watch party.
Director: Mark Ackland
Writer: Judah Miller
- 7.0/101 votes
#16 - Blinded with Pseudoscience: Magnetic Distractions
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 2/1/2024
After returning from summer break, the students of Clone High become acquainted with their new science teacher, Professor Hirsute. Meanwhile, a newly friendless Joan receives an invite from the only club that will take her as a member.
Director: Jack Shih
Writer: Judah Miller
- 7.0/101 votes
#17 - The Cloniest Place on Earth: Missile While You Work
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 2/1/2024
Joan, Abe, and the rest of the gang find themselves saddled with summer jobs at the theme park of Scudworth’s childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Candide’s plan to wipe Cloney Island off the map threatens the future of Clone High.
Director: Mark Ackland
Writer: Judah Miller
- 6.9/107 votes
#18 - Independent Movie
Season 10 Episode 6 - Aired 12/1/2013
Determined to get Snot to confront his emotions after his father passes away, Steve and friends embark on an epic cross-country road trip to the funeral. But Steve's commitment to his friend wavers when he falls for a Pixie Dream Girl along the way. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger invent an automatic cake-cutter for the Home Shopping Network, but their partnership is tested when they only make a "verbal agreement" to split the profits.
Director: Shawn Murray
Writer: Judah Miller
- 6.6/108 votes
#19 - Minstrel Krampus
Season 10 Episode 8 - Aired 12/15/2013
When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat during the holidays, Stan takes him to see his incarcerated Grandpa Jack, who tells him the story of how he caught Minstrel Krampus, a legendary demon who punishes naughty children on Christmas. Stan decides that releasing Krampus is the only way to straighten out Steve's attitude. But when Krampus kidnaps Steve, it's up to Stan and Roger to get him back. Meanwhile, Hayley gets a job at the airport, but quickly realizes that she might not be cut out for customer service.
Director: Josue Cervantes
Writer: Judah Miller
- 6.2/109 votes
#20 - Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses
Season 10 Episode 12 - Aired 3/16/2014
Roger forges a radical plan to help Steve date the hot girl at school. Roger will switch faces with Steve "Face/Off"-style, seduce her, then tag Steve back in after she's fallen for him. But, Roger soon decides he may actually want to keep her for himself. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine become "Charlie's Angels"-type airline stewardesses to thwart an evil plan by Mark Cuban who wants to blow up the sun.
Director: Josue Cervantes
Writer: Judah Miller