The Best Episodes Written By Russell Marcus

As Joey starts getting ready for a comedy tour, the family starts acting like he's already gone.

Sophia readies herself for participating in a walkathon. Meanwhile, Dorothy, Blanche and Rose babysit for the walkathon participants children but when the event is over, a baby is left unclaimed.

Two police detectives stake out the girls' home to investigate the neighbors who are believed to be dealers in stolen gems.

Danny's all-male fishing trip turns into a loveboat cruise replete with a female captain and an all-girl band.

Everyone teams up to prepare the Thanksgiving feast--and the results aren't worth gobbling.

Danny and his family are chosen to make a promo to boost ratings at the TV station.

Jesse's guilt increases when he misinterprets a phone call from Stephanie to mean the baby's ill.

Jesse uses Michelle to get a date with one of Danny's co-workers.

Al buries the Dodge and leases a new sports car. Meanwhile, Peggy digs up the Dodge so she can sell the engine.

Al is excited when Bud decides to move out, but a bit disappointed when Bud moves back in to the basement, and even more horrified when Peg's mother comes to live with them after splitting up with Peg's father.

This half-hour special, hosted by Roy Firestone, features various Pulmuset (1987) sports-related highlights. It aired after the episode "Dud Bowl II" (1009) and included the following sports: Football (0910, 0615, 0613), Bowling (0420, 0209), Wrestling (0417), Basketball (0801), Baseball (0615, 0911), Boxing (0615) and Athletics (0719). Al also appears in a sports quiz (0823).

Danny, Jesse and Joey's moms all threaten to move in if the guys don't brush up on their housekeeping.

Al moves into a room in the airport. Meanwhile, Peggy finds a new boyfriend.

While Al and his friends tries to find out what a light switch in the Bundy house do, Bud experiences cyber sex... with Amber.

Al is sued by all of the overweight women he has insulted in the past, and they hold a trial in the shoe store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud tint the windows on Al's car for his birthday gift.

Kelly and Bud finds that Peggy's new boyfriend will force them to work if he marries Peggy.

Joey's comic debut is jinxed when a guest in the audience takes his spot.

With hours before Kelly's wedding, Al learns that Kelly's new beau is lusting for other women and since Kelly is his daughter, he takes offense to that.

Al decides to build a dog house for Lucky. But when he makes an absurd amount of noise in the back yard, Marcy bribes a building inspector to inspect Al's work just to harass him. When the inspector tells him that the house is not up to its "code," Al, with Kelly's wealthy boyfriend Carlos, tear it down and rebuild it again and again to get it right. Meanwhile, Kelly desperately tries to get Carlos's attention. She spends a lot of Al's money (which he swindles from Carlos) to go to the salon to achieve the natural look of the women of his village. Thus, she is spending a lot of money to look like she has spent no money on her looks. Bud says, "you are your mother's daughter." Kelly says, "Well, duh..." Carlos has spent a lot of money to come to America to get away from women of his village. Al ends up with a lot of Carlos's money.