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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 1 Episode 9 - Chase Drops His First Album
    9.2/10(4 votes)

    S1:E9

    Chase throws an album release party on a plane, and a devastating family secret is accidentally exposed on the live stream.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  2. undefined Season 1 Episode 4 - Chase Gets the Gays
    8.8/10(4 votes)

    S1:E4

    Chase releases a beautiful, socially progressive music video that is very much about Cary; Brooke begins her new life as her little brother's personal assistant.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  3. undefined Season 2 Episode 4 - Pat Hosts Just Another Regular Show
    8.8/10(4 votes)

    S2:E4

    When Cary heads upstate for a romantic getaway with Jess, a chance encounter with an old friend gives him a taste of the future. Back in the city, a newly rich and successful Brooke kicks off her search for the missing link – a boyfriend – by booking four hotties on her mom's show.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  4. undefined Season 2 Episode 2 - Pat Connects with Her Fans
    8.8/10(5 votes)

    S2:E2

    While Brooke sets out to help her mother connect with her many Pat-hungry fans, enviable new couple Cary and Jess show a young gay man and his daddy around New York City. Later, Chase debuts a career-changing video destined to get the whole world talking.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  5. undefined Season 2 Episode 7 - Chase Becomes Co-Owner of the Nets
    8.8/10(4 votes)

    S2:E7

    Cary’s day spent researching for his first-ever movie role ends in melodrama, and a women’s panel finds Brooke in way over her head.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  6. undefined Season 2 Episode 10 - Brooke and Cary Go to a Fashion Show
    8.8/10(4 votes)

    S2:E10

    After a busy day, Pat walks in Chase's fashion show, which he doesn't even care about. When chaos unfolds, Brooke and Cary are forced to make a big decision.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  7. undefined Season 3 Episode 5 - Cary & Brooke Go to an AIDS Play
    8.8/10(5 votes)

    S3:E5

    A frustrated Cary tries to take control of his relationship by making inroads with Lucas’s representation at the opening of his Broadway show. Chase also uses the opening to debut his latest partner.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  8. undefined Season 2 Episode 9 - Pat and Chase Are Killing It
    8.5/10(4 votes)

    S2:E9

    LA-bound a day early for Chase's fashion show, Brooke and Cary are both on a mission: Brooke to carve out some me-time, Cary to up his body count.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  9. undefined Season 1 Episode 8 - Chase Turns Fourteen
    8.2/10(5 votes)

    S1:E8

    Streeter throws Chase a 14th birthday party at a wildly inappropriate club; Brooke and Cary each reconnect with a guy from their past; Pat takes molly with a girl named Mona.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  10. undefined Season 2 Episode 5 - Chase Gets Baptized
    8.2/10(4 votes)

    S2:E5

    Chase's baptism into a celebrity church – a beautiful rite of passage for any famous young boy – finds Brooke and Cary struggling to also reap the benefits of this blessed new world. Meanwhile, Streeter does whatever it takes to remind his "kids" that he's the only "Father" they should be concerned with.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  11. undefined Season 1 Episode 4 - Bahld Harmon birthplace (disputed)
    8.0/10(13 votes)

    S1:E4

    While developing a new hypothesis, Ron finds himself at the center of a series of confusing encounters.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  12. undefined Season 1 Episode 5 - Chase Goes to a High School Dance
    8.0/10(4 votes)

    S1:E5

    Chase goes to a school dance with a fan; Brooke and Cary accompany him and try to have the high school experiences they never had as teens.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  13. undefined Season 1 Episode 10 - Chase Performs at the VMAs
    8.0/10(4 votes)

    S1:E10

    Chase performs live for the first time ever, and Brooke and Cary get life-changing news.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  14. undefined Season 3 Episode 2 - Brooke Drives an Armpit Across America
    8.0/10(5 votes)

    S3:E2

    While Cary leverages his D-list celebrity status to help pay rent, Brooke scrambles to enjoy the perks of being a manager at a splashy Vogue party.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  15. undefined Season 3 Episode 1 - Cary Watches People Watch His Movie
    8.0/10(5 votes)

    S3:E1

    After three years of COVID delays, Cary’s movie Night Nurse finally premieres – but will he be able to watch his loved ones’ reactions in real time? Meanwhile, Brooke feels like the only person who hasn’t left the industry.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  16. undefined Season 2 Episode 1 - Chase Goes to College
    7.8/10(5 votes)

    S2:E1

    With their little brother, ChaseDreams, officially retired and in college, Cary and Brooke must contend with a new famous family member: their 53-year-old mother, Pat Dubek, who's now a wildly successful talk show host. While aspiring music manager Brooke desperately searches for the next pop sensation, Cary juggles a thousand random hosting gigs... and a new boyfriend.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  17. undefined Season 3 Episode 8 - Brooke Hosts a Night of Undeniable Good
    7.8/10(4 votes)

    S3:E8

    After making Chase a bad boy backfires spectacularly, Brooke’s course-correct reminds her that doing good is really hard. Meanwhile, Cary attempts to “win” his reunion, and Pat heads to Ohio to reconnect with her former self.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  18. undefined Season 2 Episode 4 - First Date
    7.7/10(29 votes)

    S2:E4

    Sucked into a popular dating app, Dev winds up on a string of awkward, fun and disorienting dates with very different women.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  19. undefined Season 36 Episode 1 - Amy Poehler/Katy Perry
    7.7/10(6 votes)

    S36:E1

    America's long-running sketch comedy show returns for Season 36 with "SNL" alum Amy Poehler helming the cast and fielding kisses from Justin Timberlake. Sketches include Bronx Beat, Hair Restoration, Maternity Matters, Wedding Venue, and more.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  20. undefined Season 37 Episode 6 - Emma Stone/Coldplay
    7.7/10(3 votes)

    S37:E6

    Coldplay perform "Paradise" and 'Every Teardrop Is a Waterfall" Sketches include "Rick Perry Fumbles," "Secret Word," "WXPD News," "Wish It Would Rain" (Digital Short), "Les Jeunes de Paris," "Bachlorette Party," "Someone Like You," and "Technology Hump" (film).

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  21. undefined Season 37 Episode 14 - Zooey Deschanel/Karmin
    7.7/10(3 votes)

    S37:E14

    Karmin performs “Brokenhearted” and “I Told You So” Skits include: Chrysler Ad II, Piers Morgan Tonight, Les Jeunes De Paris, Chrysler Ad III, Daily Post, 1941, Chrysler Ad IV, Bein’ Quirky with Zooey Deschanel, Verizon Commercial, Crab Blast 2012, We’re Gonna Make Technology Hump, Letters Between Sisters.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  22. undefined Season 37 Episode 18 - Sofia Vergara/One Direction
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    S37:E18

    One Direction perform "What Makes You Beautiful" and "One Thing" and appeared in "The Manuel Ortiz Show" sketch. Skits include:Just Friends Booty Shorts, Bein’ Quirky With Zooey Deschanel, Almost Pizza, Channel 5 Action News Team Promo, It's Gilly, The Manuel Ortiz Show, Lil’ Poundcake, Watch What Happens Live, Pantene Commercial, 74th Annual Hunger Games.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  23. undefined Season 1 Episode 2 - Chase Goes to a Premiere
    7.4/10(5 votes)

    S1:E2

    Chase, now a social media influencer, is invited to attend the movie premiere for "When in Gnome"; Brooke and Cary, who are not influencers of any kind, tag along.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  24. undefined Season 37 Episode 9 - Katy Perry/Robyn
    7.3/10(3 votes)

    S37:E9

    Robyn performs “Call Your Girlfriend” and “Dancing On My Own” Skits include: On The Record, J Pop America Fun Time Now, The Apocalypse, Kalle, Two Best Friends, Doggie Duty, Kate Middleton Pregnancy, Politics Nation, Lounge Act Soul Mate.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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  25. undefined Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot
    7.3/10(6 votes)

    S1:E1

    13-year-old Chase Dreams becomes a famous singer overnight; meanwhile, his two older siblings, Brooke and Cary, do not.

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    Writer:Sarah Schneider

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Sarah Schneider Ratings Summary

"Chase Drops His First Album" is the best rated episode written by Sarah Schneider. It scored 9.2/10 based on 4 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 3/21/2019 and is rated 0.4 points higher than their second-best episode, "Chase Gets the Gays".