- 8.3/103 votes
#1 - Movie Tonight
Season 5 Episode 21 - Aired 2/22/1977
Colonel Potter hopes a Western will be the cure for the 4077th's morale problem. But during the show, the staff of the camp is forced to make its own entertainment during the frequent film breakages.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Don Reo
- 8.3/103 votes
#2 - A War for All Seasons
Season 9 Episode 6 - Aired 12/29/1980
On New Year's Eve, the staff looks back on the highlights of 1951: The doctors invent an artificial kidney machine; Mulcahy plants a garden; Margaret takes up knitting; and Klinger and Winchester bet on which baseball team will win the pennant.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: N/A
- 8.2/104 votes
#3 - 'Twas the Day after Christmas
Season 10 Episode 9 - Aired 12/28/1981
To boost post-yuletide morale on Dec 26, Potter has the officers and enlisted men change places for the day.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Elias Davis
- 8.0/102 votes
#4 - Dear Peggy
Season 4 Episode 10 - Aired 11/11/1975
B.J. writes home to his wife, Peg, reporting Klinger's escape attempts, the visit of a formidable chaplain, and one of Frank's goof-ups.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Everett Greenbaum
- 8.0/102 votes
#5 - Images
Season 6 Episode 9 - Aired 11/15/1977
Radar notices a number of tattoos on one of the wounded, and convinces himself that with a tattoo he will be irresistible to women. Everyone tries to discourage him, and he admits to having received a tattoo that will wash off. Meanwhile, Margaret is frustrated with a new nurse who keeps getting upset at the sight of combat injuries.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Burt Prelutsky
- 8.0/102 votes
#6 - Commander Pierce
Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 9/18/1978
Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th, and learns about the tedious bureaucracy and accompanying headaches that Colonel Potter deals with daily.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Ronny Graham
- 8.0/102 votes
#7 - Our Finest Hour
Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 10/9/1978
Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Ronny Graham
- 8.0/102 votes
#8 - A Night at Rosie's
Season 7 Episode 23 - Aired 2/26/1979
A typical day in the life of Rosie's bar, complete with AWOL problem drinkers, a bound and gagged Winchester, and a gambling scheme.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: David Isaacs
- 8.0/102 votes
#9 - Captains Outrageous
Season 8 Episode 13 - Aired 12/10/1979
A brawl at Rosie's Bar puts Rosie in the hospital, and the 4077th doctors are pressed into service as temporary saloon-keepers. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is apprehensive that his long-pending promotion to captain will again be denied. Potter: "The Pentagon. Weird looking building. Four walls and a spare. Monument to Murphy's Law."
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Thad Mumford
- 8.0/102 votes
#10 - No Sweat
Season 9 Episode 11 - Aired 2/2/1981
Margaret develops a case of prickly heat, Charles does his tax returns, and Klinger takes the P.A. apart - just some of the events, which occur during another unendurably, hot night at the 4077th.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: John Rappaport
- 8.0/102 votes
#11 - No Laughing Matter
Season 9 Episode 13 - Aired 2/16/1981
Hawkeye wagers that he can go a full day without a wisecrack, and Winchester finally confronts the major who exiled him to the 4077th. Charles: "I will not, even for a return to that pearl of the Orient, Tokyo, lie to protect you while destroying a friend's career."
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: N/A
- 8.0/102 votes
#12 - Oh, How We Danced
Season 9 Episode 14 - Aired 2/23/1981
Winchester is sent to inspect sanitary conditions on the frontlines, while the rest of the camp plans a surprise anniversary party for B.J.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: John Rappaport
- 7.8/104 votes
#13 - The Most Unforgettable Characters
Season 5 Episode 14 - Aired 1/4/1977
Radar becomes an aspiring writer after ordering a flier from a comic book, and Hawkeye and B.J. give Frank a surprise birthday present that only he will appreciate.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: David Isaacs
- 7.8/104 votes
#14 - 38 Across
Season 5 Episode 15 - Aired 1/11/1977
A fouled radio call for help on a crossword puzzle leads to a senior officer coming to the 4077th to help with a supposed serious medical problem.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Everett Greenbaum
- 7.7/106 votes
#15 - The Colonel's Horse
Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 12/7/1976
Everybody pitches in to save Colonel Potter's horse, who becomes sick while Potter is away in Tokyo. And Margaret asks Hawkeye, not Frank, to operate on her appendix.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Everett Greenbaum
- 7.7/103 votes
#16 - Comrades in Arms: Part 1
Season 6 Episode 12 - Aired 12/6/1977
Lost behind enemy lines, Hawkeye and Margaret form a personal truce and seek shelter in a roadside hut.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Alan Alda
- 7.7/103 votes
#17 - Mr. and Mrs. Who?
Season 8 Episode 9 - Aired 11/12/1979
Charles returns to the 4077th after a trip to Tokyo with an uncharacteristic hangover and the uneasy feeling of a romantic entanglement. Meanwhile, the hospital struggles to find a cure for an outbreak of deadly hemorrhagic fever.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Ronny Graham
- 7.5/102 votes
#18 - The Winchester Tapes
Season 6 Episode 5 - Aired 10/18/1977
Hawkeye tries unsuccessfully to get to Seoul, to see Nurse Gilmore for the weekend. Meanwhile, Winchester has taped a letter home, asking for his influential parents to help get him back to the States. To get even, Hawkeye and B.J. switch Winchester's clothes, causing Winchester to alter his eating patterns.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: James Fritzell
- 7.5/102 votes
#19 - The Party
Season 7 Episode 25 - Aired 3/12/1979
Talk of a post-war reunion gives BJ an idea- planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinger fears that the party will blow his cover, as his mother doesn't know he's stationed in Korea.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Burt Metcalfe
- 7.5/102 votes
#20 - Bottle Fatigue
Season 8 Episode 16 - Aired 1/7/1980
Horrified by the gigantic size of his monthly bar tab at the officer's club, Hawkeye vows to give up booze for a week. Meanwhile, Winchester desperately tries to halt his sister's impending marriage to a man he considers unworthy of the Winchester heritage.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Thad Mumford
- 7.5/102 votes
#21 - Back Pay
Season 8 Episode 24 - Aired 3/10/1980
Angered by the way civilian doctors in the States are profiting from the war, Hawkeye presents the Army with a bill for his medical services. Meanwhile, Charles reluctantly demonstrates American medical practices to three Korean medics, and is on the receiving end of their medical expertise.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Thad Mumford
- 7.5/102 votes
#22 - Picture This
Season 10 Episode 20 - Aired 4/5/1982
Potter's attempts to assemble the crew for a family portrait are thwarted by a feud between bunkmates Pierce, Hunnicutt, and Winchester. Things are not helped by the efforts of Margaret, Klinger and Mulcahy to bring the Swampmen back together.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Karen Hall
- 7.5/102 votes
#23 - The Joker is Wild
Season 11 Episode 4 - Aired 11/15/1982
Tired of reminders about Trapper John's skill as a practical joker, B.J. bets Hawkeye he can prank everyone present.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: John Rappaport
- 7.3/103 votes
#24 - As Time Goes By
Season 11 Episode 15 - Aired 2/21/1983
Margaret and Hawkeye work on a time capsule to commemorate their time in Korea; Rizzo and BJ goof around with a fake hand grenade; Klinger becomes smitten with a young, pretty Korean war criminal.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Dan Wilcox
- 7.2/104 votes
#25 - Hawk's Nightmare
Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 12/21/1976
Hawkeye starts sleepwalking and having horrific nightmares. He begins to think that he may be starting to lose his "war against the war."
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Burt Prelutsky