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The Best Episodes Directed By Greg Colton

Every TV Episode Directed by Greg Colton Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

Greg Colton Ratings Summary

"Road to the Multiverse" is the best rated episode directed by Greg Colton. It scored 8.4/10 based on 22 votes. It was written by Wellesley Wild. It aired on 9/27/2009 and is rated 0.3 points higher than their second-best episode, "Supermarket Pete".

  • Road to the Multiverse
    8.4/1022 votes

    #1 - Road to the Multiverse

    Season 8 Episode 1 - Aired 9/27/2009

    With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes, including a post-apocalyptic world and a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Wellesley Wild

  • Supermarket Pete
    8.1/109 votes

    #2 - Supermarket Pete

    Season 22 Episode 2 - Aired 10/8/2023

    With the brewery under construction, Lois implores Peter to take a new job, but grows irate when he begins work at the grocery store. Meanwhile, armed with his police stories, Joe and Brian team up to write their own true crime novel.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Joanna Quraishi

  • Lois Kills Stewie (2)
    7.5/1020 votes

    #3 - Lois Kills Stewie (2)

    Season 6 Episode 5 - Aired 11/11/2007

    Presumed dead, Lois returns from the wilderness and names Stewie as her killer. On the look out for Stewie, Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog. Determined to take over the world again, Stewie auditions for the American Idol. Desperate to stop Stewie, Lois realizes what she must do.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Steve Callaghan

  • The Return of the King (of Queens)
    7.5/104 votes

    #4 - The Return of the King (of Queens)

    Season 22 Episode 9 - Aired 12/17/2023

    Lois decides to sell the family's television to help pay for Christmas presents, but when Kevin James gets upset over losing Peter as a viewer, he apparates into the Griffin house.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Alex Carter

  • Road to the North Pole
    7.3/1018 votes

    #5 - Road to the North Pole

    Season 9 Episode 7 - Aired 12/12/2010

    Stewie’s favorite thing after his teddy bear, Rupert, is Christmas. So when he hears that Santa is making an appearance at the mall, he begs Brian to take him so that he can tell Santa in person what he wants for Christmas. Brian begrudgingly takes Stewie to the mall, only to get the brush-off from Santa. As a result, Stewie and Brian travel to the North Pole to find Santa and teach him a lesson in holiday cheer.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Chris Sheridan

  • Peternormal Activity
    7.3/1022 votes

    #6 - Peternormal Activity

    Season 14 Episode 4 - Aired 10/25/2015

    The guys go to an abandoned asylum seeking inspiration for a new horror movie idea, but end up accidentally killing a man they think is keeping them hostage. Wracked with guilt, they each try to pin the murder on someone else. Meanwhile, Stewie is on a mission to destroy Brian's glasses because he's annoyed by how pretentious Brian's been acting when he wears them

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Chris Sheridan

  • Whistle While Your Wife Works
    7.2/1024 votes

    #7 - Whistle While Your Wife Works

    Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 11/12/2006

    When Peter gets hurt and can't work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that Brian is dating a very attractive but not very intelligent woman. He tries to get Brian to break up with her, but Brian can't do it.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Steve Callaghan

  • Road to Germany
    7.2/1017 votes

    #8 - Road to Germany

    Season 7 Episode 3 - Aired 10/19/2008

    Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie's time machine and goes back in time to 1939 Poland, and Brian and Stewie follow to retrieve him. When they find him, the Nazis invade and Mort is taken to Germany, where Stewie and Brian must go to save him, as well as find a way back to the present.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Patrick Meighan

  • Brian Goes Back to College
    7.0/1023 votes

    #9 - Brian Goes Back to College

    Season 4 Episode 15 - Aired 11/13/2005

    After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Matt Fleckenstein

  • Lottery Fever
    7.0/1020 votes

    #10 - Lottery Fever

    Season 10 Episode 1 - Aired 9/25/2011

    Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. In true Griffin fashion, they can’t handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Andrew Goldberg

  • Passenger Fatty-Seven
    7.0/1013 votes

    #11 - Passenger Fatty-Seven

    Season 15 Episode 10 - Aired 1/8/2017

    Quagmire lands free plane tickets for the guys' trip to San Francisco, but they begin to doubt his flying abilities after getting a look at the auto-pilot function. While in the air, sudden events give Quagmire's skills a run for the money.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Alex Carter

  • 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
    6.9/1024 votes

    #12 - 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

    Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 7/10/2005

    Peter runs up his tab at Mort’s Pharmacy. When he doesn’t have the money to pay, he decides to sell Meg to the Goldmans. Neil is dating another girl which makes Meg jealous, and Stewie falls in love with Liddane, his new babysitter.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Patrick Meighan

  • Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
    6.9/1019 votes

    #13 - Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

    Season 7 Episode 11 - Aired 3/29/2009

    Meg becomes extremely religious, and tries to convert Brian from Atheism. Meanwhile, after the family visits a Star Trek convention, Stewie kidnaps the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation and forces them to hang out with him.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Danny Smith

  • Road to India
    6.9/1015 votes

    #14 - Road to India

    Season 14 Episode 20 - Aired 5/22/2016

    Brian falls in love with a tech support worker in India, so he and Stewie travel there to find her. Meanwhile, Joe invites Peter to his bingo night, but when Peter becomes the new center of attention, Lois helps Joe reclaim the group.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Danny Smith

  • Viewer Mail #2
    6.8/1017 votes

    #15 - Viewer Mail #2

    Season 10 Episode 22 - Aired 5/20/2012

    One mini-episode introduces a British version of the Griffins. A comedian takes over Quahog in another. And a third views the world from Stewie's POV.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Alec Sulkin

  • The Peanut Butter Kid
    6.8/1019 votes

    #16 - The Peanut Butter Kid

    Season 14 Episode 11 - Aired 1/10/2016

    When their bank accounts begin to run dry, the Griffins look for ways to make money. Stewie gets cast in a peanut butter commercial and becomes the money maker for the family. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter become crazy show business parents and Brian helps Stewie realize that he does not want to be a child actor.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Artie Johann

  • Deep Throats
    6.7/1022 votes

    #17 - Deep Throats

    Season 4 Episode 23 - Aired 4/9/2006

    Meg becomes an intern for Mayor West. Brian, who is sure that the mayor is corrupt, tries to out him. Brian and Stewie, while undercover, discover that Meg is more than just an intern. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go back to their folk singing days at a local talent show. When they begin using drugs, Chris stages an intervention.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Alex Borstein

  • The Peter Principal
    6.7/1013 votes

    #18 - The Peter Principal

    Season 15 Episode 18 - Aired 4/30/2017

    Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, and Meg uses his new power to get even with her bullies. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie open a bed & breakfast that quickly turns into a brothel.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Steve Callaghan

  • Roads to Vegas
    6.6/1017 votes

    #19 - Roads to Vegas

    Season 11 Episode 21 - Aired 5/19/2013

    Duplicates of Brian and Stewie each see a road trip differently.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Steve Callaghan

  • HTTPete
    6.5/1015 votes

    #20 - HTTPete

    Season 16 Episode 18 - Aired 5/6/2018

    To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle, and his methods soon attract the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Damien Fahey

  • No Meals on Wheels
    6.4/1019 votes

    #21 - No Meals on Wheels

    Season 5 Episode 14 - Aired 3/25/2007

    The Griffin family decides to start their own restaurant, though have a hard time attracting customers. After Joe promises to help, Peter is excited at the fact of it becoming a local hangout for the police. However, things don't really turn out as hoped, and instead it begins to be popular with the handicapped. When Peter attempts to change the place, a sudden twist of irony quickly changes his mind.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Mike Henry

  • Old West
    6.4/105 votes

    #22 - Old West

    Season 21 Episode 12 - Aired 2/19/2023

    The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Artie Johann

  • Herpe, the Love Sore
    6.3/1018 votes

    #23 - Herpe, the Love Sore

    Season 12 Episode 16 - Aired 4/6/2014

    Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Andrew Goldberg

  • Quagmire's Mom
    6.3/1015 votes

    #24 - Quagmire's Mom

    Season 13 Episode 10 - Aired 2/8/2015

    After discovering his checks are actually a large size post-it pad, Peter demands he have access to the checking account. While at the bank, Peter & Lois discover that his first name is actually Justin, so Peter embraces his new partying “bro” lifestyle. Meanwhile, Joe arrests Glenn after he sleeps with an underage girl, which leads to an unexpected reunion.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Tom Devanney

  • Crimes and Meg's Demeanor
    6.3/1013 votes

    #25 - Crimes and Meg's Demeanor

    Season 16 Episode 8 - Aired 12/3/2017

    Peter encourages Meg to attend a high school party, where she takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father. Meanwhile, Brian begins spying on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Mike Desilets