- 8.0/101 votes
#1 - It Ain't Over 'til the Fat Neighbor Sings
Season 9 Episode 15 - Aired 5/15/2005
Bill finds happiness in a men's chorus, where the required devotion jeopardizes his Army career.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Etan Cohen
- 7.5/104 votes
#2 - Lifeguard Meg
Season 22 Episode 13 - Aired 3/27/2024
Stewie and Brian become overwhelmed after winning a coffee shop. Peter and his friends annoy Meg at her new lifeguard job when they don't follow the pool rules.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Patrick Meighan
- 7.2/104 votes
#3 - Unzipped Code
Season 21 Episode 5 - Aired 10/23/2022
Cleveland is fired as a mailman after an ignominious mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Matt Pabian
- 7.2/104 votes
#4 - Adoptation
Season 21 Episode 15 - Aired 3/12/2023
To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Mark Hentemann
- 7.1/1019 votes
#5 - Secondhand Spoke
Season 12 Episode 15 - Aired 3/30/2014
Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter continues to smoke. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: David Ihlenfeld
- 6.9/1017 votes
#6 - 420
Season 7 Episode 12 - Aired 4/19/2009
Brian and Stewie attempt to rally Quahog to try and legalize marijuana.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Patrick Meighan
- 6.9/1016 votes
#7 - Stewie Goes for a Drive
Season 10 Episode 4 - Aired 11/6/2011
Stewie tries to be a big boy and steals Brian's car for a joy ride but lands in a bit of trouble. Meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds visits Quahog and becomes obsessed with Peter.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Gary Janetti
- 6.9/1017 votes
#8 - Be Careful What You Fish For
Season 10 Episode 14 - Aired 2/19/2012
After Peter half-heartedly makes a promise to a helpful dolphin, the dolphin moves to Quahog.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Steve Callaghan
- 6.8/1011 votes
- 6.8/1021 votes
#10 - The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 2/18/2007
When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Mark Hentemann
- 6.8/1016 votes
#11 - Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Season 11 Episode 8 - Aired 12/23/2012
As the Griffin family is preparing for Christmas, Peter tells his own version of the Nativity story.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Tom Devanney
- 6.8/1017 votes
#12 - Brokeback Swanson
Season 14 Episode 8 - Aired 12/6/2015
When Joe is trampled in a local running of the bulls and becomes a quadriplegic, the guys find it too difficult to hang around him. Meanwhile, Brian sleeps with a married woman, and when the husband returns home, he pretends to be the family’s new dog.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Ted Jessup
- 6.7/1027 votes
#13 - Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air
Season 6 Episode 3 - Aired 10/7/2007
When Joe feels that his disability is holding Bonnie back from living a full life, he decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe engages in extreme sports, and soon ditches his current friends, for more active ones. Peter and the guys are upset at how Joe is acting and decide to teach him a lesson.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Andrew Goldberg
- 6.7/1019 votes
#14 - Dog Gone
Season 8 Episode 8 - Aired 11/29/2009
When Brian accidentally kills another dog, he is surprised to see that no one cares, so he tries to convince everyone that the life of a dog should have the same value as a human one. Meanwhile, Lois hires a maid who doesn’t listen to Peter
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Steve Callaghan
- 6.7/1015 votes
#15 - #JOLO
Season 13 Episode 14 - Aired 4/12/2015
When Peter accidentally discovers a missing child, he is hailed as town hero. Meanwhile, Joe quits his job and heads to Niagara Falls to live life to the fullest.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Artie Johann
- 6.7/1013 votes
#16 - The D in Apartment 23
Season 16 Episode 6 - Aired 11/12/2017
When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Artie Johann
- 6.6/1016 votes
#17 - Run, Chris, Run
Season 14 Episode 19 - Aired 5/15/2016
To everyone’s surprise, Chris wins homecoming king. However, Meg finds out that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony, so they go to the school to investigate. Meanwhile, Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome, the bartender. So Peter and the guys try to replace him.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: N/A
- 6.6/1016 votes
#18 - Internal Affairs
Season 10 Episode 23 - Aired 5/20/2012
Peter talks Joe into having an affair and gets into another epic fight with the giant chicken.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Wellesley Wild
- 6.5/1015 votes
#19 - Baby, You Knock Me Out
Season 9 Episode 5 - Aired 11/14/2010
After Lois dominates her competition in the boxing ring, Peter decides to become her promoter.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Alex Carter
- 6.5/1018 votes
#20 - Turkey Guys
Season 13 Episode 5 - Aired 11/16/2014
On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a replacement. In Peter absence, Chris attempts to step up and become the man of the house.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Cherry Chevapravatdumrong
- 6.5/1014 votes
#21 - Peter's Lost Youth
Season 15 Episode 17 - Aired 3/26/2017
Peter gets jealous of Lois when she upstages him at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp. Meanwhile, Stewie runs away from home when Meg is left to babysit him
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Danny Smith
- 6.4/1018 votes
#22 - Baby Not On Board
Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 11/2/2008
Peter gets a lasting supply of gasoline for the year, so the family decides to use it to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. They pack up and hit the road, but it takes them a while to realize that they had forgotten to bring Stewie with them; when they do, they must make their way home posthaste.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Mark Hentemann
- 6.3/1013 votes
#23 - Brothers & Sisters
Season 9 Episode 15 - Aired 4/17/2011
When Mayor West marries Lois’ sister, Carol, they move into the Griffin’s house to be one big “happy” family. To make room for everyone, Stewie is bumped out of his room and takes over Chris’ room, but not everyone is annoyed by the change. Peter and Mayor West bond and become best friends.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Alex Carter
- 6.3/107 votes
#24 - Fertilized Megg
Season 22 Episode 1 - Aired 10/1/2023
Meg agrees to be Bruce and Jeffery's surrogate causing a pregnant Meg to annoy her family. But, when the couple fails to pick up the baby, the Griffins must take care of their new family.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Maggie Mull
- 6.2/105 votes
#25 - Pawtucket Pat
Season 19 Episode 8 - Aired 12/6/2020
Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans. The town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Alex Carter