- 6.9/1020 votes
#1 - Jaws Wired Shut
Season 13 Episode 9 - Aired 1/27/2002
A jaw injury from colliding with a new town statue turns Homer into a better listener while recuperating with his jaws wired shut, but once the wires come off, Homer does not go back to being loud and obnoxious and Marge becomes starved for thrills.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Matt Selman
- 6.7/1021 votes
#2 - Simpsons Bible Stories
Season 10 Episode 18 - Aired 4/4/1999
When Reverend Lovejoy subjects the congregation to an extended Bible reading, the Simpsons fall asleep and have dreams based on Bible stories.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Larry Doyle
- 6.7/1019 votes
#3 - My Mother the Carjacker
Season 15 Episode 2 - Aired 11/9/2003
Homer's mother returns, and after being cleared of all charges, is re-imprisoned on a technicality.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Michael Price
- 6.6/1018 votes
#4 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?
Season 11 Episode 3 - Aired 10/24/1999
With Lisa's help, Homer uses his vast knowledge of food to become the town's leading restaurant critic. But when he gets petty and vindictive in his criticisms, all the other chefs in town try to kill him.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Al Jean
- 6.5/1018 votes
#5 - Faith Off
Season 11 Episode 11 - Aired 1/16/2000
Homer gets a bucket stuck on his head, and when it is removed the town is convinced that Bart has the powers of a faith healer. Then mobster Fat Tony tries to turn the boy's spiritual abilities into more sinister directions.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Frank Mula
- 6.5/1020 votes
#6 - Hungry Hungry Homer
Season 12 Episode 15 - Aired 3/4/2001
Homer becomes a Good Samaritan after discovering the simple joys of helping people in need–which is put to the test when he goes on a hunger strike after the owner of the Springfield Isotopes attempts to discredit him when Homer stumbles on his plot to discreetly move the team to Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: John Swartzwelder
- 6.5/1020 votes
#7 - Eeny Teeny Maya Moe
Season 20 Episode 16 - Aired 4/5/2009
Moe once again searches for love and falls for a woman named Maya over the Internet. However, when Moe meets Maya face-to-face, he discovers it's more like face-to-knee, as Maya is only three feet tall.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: John Frink
- 6.4/1016 votes
#8 - There's Something About Marrying
Season 16 Episode 10 - Aired 2/20/2005
Springfield legalizes same-sex marriage to increase tourism. After becoming a minister, Homer starts to wed people to make money. Meanwhile, Marge's sister Patty comes out as a lesbian and reveals that she is going to marry a woman named Veronica.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: J. Stewart Burns
- 6.4/1014 votes
#9 - We're on the Road to D'ohwhere
Season 17 Episode 11 - Aired 1/29/2006
After Bart steals a key from Principal Skinner's office and gets himself into hot water, Marge and Homer send him to a behavior modification camp.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Kevin Curran
- 6.2/1015 votes
#10 - Girls Just Want to Have Sums
Season 17 Episode 19 - Aired 4/30/2006
The family attends "Stab-A-Lot: The Itchy and Scratchy Musical." The musical's director is a graduate of Springfield Elementary and Principal Skinner puts his foot in mouth when he makes sexist comments about her education and that of women in general. He tries to make the situation better, but only buries himself deeper and deeper until he is fired and replaced by Women's Educational Expert Melanie Upfoot. The first thing she does is split the school into girls and the boys. Lisa dislikes the way girls are being taught math and she ventures over to the boy's side of the school in search of a challenge. Disguising herself as Jake Boyman she starts attending the boy's school but while she finds the math problems more interesting, it is being a boy that is a greater challenge.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Matt Selman
- 6.2/1019 votes
#11 - Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words
Season 20 Episode 6 - Aired 11/16/2008
Lisa learns she is good at crossword puzzles and enters a city-wide contest. Homer discovers he has a flair for letting loved ones down so he opens Sweet Conclusions Break-Up Service, but lands himself in trouble with his daughter when he places a bet against her in the competition.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Tim Long
- 6.2/1019 votes
#12 - MoneyBART
Season 22 Episode 3 - Aired 10/10/2010
Lisa starts coaching Bart's Little League team; Marge and Bart spend the day at an amusement park, where former MLB manager Mike Scioscia gives Bart advice.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Tim Long
- 6.1/1015 votes
#13 - See Homer Run
Season 17 Episode 6 - Aired 11/20/2005
Homer becomes Springfield's safety guru and before long he's challenging Mayor Quimby for office. Until, that is, there's an embarrassing mishap with his costume.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Stephanie Gillis
- 6.1/1018 votes
#14 - G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)
Season 18 Episode 5 - Aired 11/12/2006
Homer is bamboozled by Army recruiters and winds up in basic training, where he runs afoul of a tough-minded colonel and is assigned to play the enemy in war games.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Daniel Chun
- 6.1/1017 votes
#15 - The Devil Wears Nada
Season 21 Episode 5 - Aired 11/15/2009
Marge and a group called the "Charity Chicks" pose for a calendar in hopes of raising money for charity, but Marge becomes the talk of the town thanks to her racy poses. Meanwhile, Carl is chosen as the newest supervisor at the nuclear power plant, and hires Homer to be his personal assistant.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Tim Long
- 6.1/1017 votes
#16 - The Bob Next Door
Season 21 Episode 22 - Aired 5/16/2010
Bart becomes convinced that his new neighbor, Walt, is his archenemy, Sideshow Bob, disguised and back for revenge. But when Marge tries to convince Bart otherwise by taking him to visit the state penitentiary, a disturbing truth is revealed.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: John Frink
- 6.0/1018 votes
#17 - Last Tap Dance in Springfield
Season 11 Episode 20 - Aired 5/7/2000
Lisa enters a tap dancing academy, where the teacher is a child star who never quite grew up. Meanwhile, Homer gets laser eye surgery.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Julie Thacker
- 6.0/1023 votes
#18 - I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can
Season 14 Episode 12 - Aired 2/16/2003
Lisa competes at a spelling bee and earns the right to compete in the Spell-lympics, becoming the pride of the town. The host of the show George Plimpton, asks her to intentionally lose so that a more popular boy can win. Lisa refuses and continues to compete, but accidentally misspells a word and loses. Meanwhile, Homer tours with a group obsessed with eating Krusty Burger's latest sandwich.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Kevin Curran
- 6.0/1020 votes
#19 - Today I Am a Clown
Season 15 Episode 6 - Aired 12/7/2003
Krusty discovers that he never had a bar mitzvah as a child. He quits his show to have it as an adult, with the help of his father, Rabbi Krustofski. Meanwhile, Homer hosts a late-night talk show a la "Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher" as a replacement for Krusty's show.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Joel H. Cohen
- 5.9/1015 votes
#20 - The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
Season 15 Episode 14 - Aired 3/14/2004
The Simpsons go on a late-night attic search after Bart and Lisa (who are freaked out over a horror movie Homer let them watch) begin hearing voices -- and find Marge's ex-prom date Artie Ziff, who's on the run for cheating the shareholders of his company.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Dan Castellaneta
- 5.9/1015 votes
#21 - Midnight Rx
Season 16 Episode 6 - Aired 1/16/2005
Homer, Grampa, Apu and Flanders travel to Canada to buy sorely needed prescription drugs with fake Canadian health-care cards.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Marc Wilmore
- 5.8/1012 votes
#22 - Husbands and Knives
Season 19 Episode 7 - Aired 11/18/2007
Marge opens a gym for real women because she's disenchanted with Springfield's snooty, glitzy L.A. Body Works. Her gym, Shapes: A Gym for Women, is a huge success, launching a chain that makes Marge rich and famous. But Homer fears Marge will leave him for someone more attractive and goes to extreme lengths to try to save his marriage.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Matt Selman
- 5.8/1014 votes
#23 - Apocalypse Cow
Season 19 Episode 17 - Aired 4/27/2008
Bart joins the 4-H club and raises a calf to be a blue-ribbon-winning bull, but panics when he learns the bull will be slaughtered.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Jeff Westbrook
- 5.6/1014 votes
#24 - A Star Is Torn
Season 16 Episode 18 - Aired 5/8/2005
Lisa agrees to enter a Krusty-sponsored "Li'l Starmaker" competition and panics when another contestant (guest voice Fantasia Barrino) outperforms her.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Carolyn Omine
- 5.5/1012 votes
#25 - Rome-Old and Juli-Eh
Season 18 Episode 15 - Aired 3/11/2007
Selma and Grampa embark on a May-December romance, and Bart and Lisa get into trouble with deliverymen over cardboard boxes.
Director: Nancy Kruse
Writer: Daniel Chun