- 10.0/101 votes
#1 - Little Miss Bunker
Season 9 Episode 1 - Aired 9/24/1978
Edith's cousin Floyd abandons his nine-year-old daughter, Stephanie, on the Bunkers' doorstep.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: Mel Tolkin
- 10.0/101 votes
#2 - End in Sight
Season 9 Episode 2 - Aired 10/1/1978
Archie spends a night wallowing in self-pity when an insurance physical reveals an ominous spot on his liver.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: N/A
- 10.0/101 votes
#3 - Edith's Final Respects
Season 9 Episode 5 - Aired 10/22/1978
Edith is the sole mourner at her Aunt Rose's funeral.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: Bob Schiller
- 10.0/101 votes
#4 - Weekend in the Country
Season 9 Episode 6 - Aired 10/29/1978
Archie and Edith are invited to spend a fishing weekend with Barney and Blanche at their cottage. But after a game of Monopoly, an argument between Barney and Blanche begins. That night, Archie is uncomfortable to sleep with a man (Barney) in bed, while Edith and Blanche rate their husbands as a lovers. By the end, Blanche and Barney makeup and Archie tries to forget everything.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: N/A
- 10.0/101 votes
#5 - Archie's Other Wife
Season 9 Episode 7 - Aired 11/5/1978
At an American Legion convention, Archie awakens facing a beautiful black airline stewardess who swears they were married the night before.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: Bob Schiller
- 10.0/101 votes
#6 - Edith Versus the Bank
Season 9 Episode 8 - Aired 11/19/1978
With the TV broken, Edith decides to buy a new one for Archie for their 30th wedding anniversary. But when the clerk won't let Edith buy a TV without Archie's signature because she's a woman, she goes to the bank for a loan. There too, she can not borrow money because she is just a housewife with no job, making Edith furious. Helpless, Edith goes home and asks Archie for $500, but she won't tell him why (surprise). During their conversation, Edith discovers that Archie may be sexist also.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: Mel Tolkin
- 10.0/101 votes
#7 - Return of the Waitress
Season 9 Episode 9 - Aired 11/26/1978
Edith finally confronts the waitress who tempted Archie's fidelity after Harry unwittingly hires her to work at Archie's Place.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: N/A
- 10.0/101 votes
#8 - Bogus Bills
Season 9 Episode 10 - Aired 12/3/1978
Edith is arrested for passing phony $10 bills she got from Archie's Place.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: Bob Weiskopf
- 10.0/101 votes
#9 - The Bunkers Go West
Season 9 Episode 11 - Aired 12/10/1978
After Mike and Gloria cancel their trip home for Christmas, the Bunkers decide to travel west for the holidays.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: Mel Tolkin
- 10.0/101 votes
#10 - California, Here We Are (1)
Season 9 Episode 12 - Aired 12/17/1978
The Bunkers head out to California for Christmas to find out that Mike and Gloria are having marital problems.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: N/A
- 10.0/101 votes
#11 - A Night at the PTA
Season 9 Episode 14 - Aired 1/7/1979
When Edith develops laryngitis on the eve of her singing debut at Stephanie's PTA recital, Archie steps in to understudy the duet.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: Mel Tolkin
- 10.0/101 votes
#12 - A Girl Like Edith
Season 9 Episode 15 - Aired 1/14/1979
When Edith invites butcher Klemmer and his new sweetheart, a Russian who is the spitting image of Edith, she notices that Klemmer might have the hots for Edith and not for her.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: Bob Weiskopf
- 10.0/101 votes
#13 - The Appendectomy
Season 9 Episode 16 - Aired 1/21/1979
Edith and Archie rush Stephanie to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy on the eve of her 10th birthday. Luckily, the surgery goes perfectly, so they celebrate both Stephanie's birthday and the success of her operation.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: Mel Tolkin
- 10.0/101 votes
#14 - Stephanie and the Crime Wave
Season 9 Episode 17 - Aired 1/28/1979
Archie and Edith are shocked when they discover that Stephanie has been stealing some of her favorite teacher's belongings, and the Bunkers's also. But Stephanie admits that she stole these things so that when she returns to her dad's, she'll have something to remember them by.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: Mel Tolkin
- 10.0/101 votes
#15 - Barney, the Gold Digger
Season 9 Episode 18 - Aired 2/4/1979
Barney Hefner is suicidal when Blanche finally deserts him, until Archie fixes him up with an overweight but wealthy widow.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: Bob Weiskopf
- 10.0/101 votes
#16 - The Return of Archie's Brother
Season 9 Episode 19 - Aired 2/11/1979
When Archie's brother, Fred, visits Archie to open up a business, he also brings his 18 year old wife, Katherine. Both, Archie and Edith, and even Stephanie, are shocked as they find out. While the new bride and Edith cook supper, Archie and Fred argue about Katherine's age. Before dinner, Fred (and Katherine) leave the Bunker's home, canceling the business. In bed, Edith asks Archie if he were a single 55 year old man, would he go for a young girl. Archie answers no.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: Bob Weiskopf
- 10.0/101 votes
#17 - Stephanie's Conversion
Season 9 Episode 20 - Aired 2/18/1979
After Stephanie comes back from Sunday School, Rev. Chong visits Edith to tell her that even though she is welcome anytime at Sunday School, Stephanie is Jewish. Edith accepts it, unlike Archie. Selfishly, Archie decides to change Stephanie's religion but Edith interrupts that it's not his decision. So Edith brings Archie and herself to visit a Rabbi to get more information of the religion. Later that night, Stephanie awaits at the porch for the return of Edith and Archie. She and her uncle discuss and he approves that it's her decision and whatever religion she'll be, he'll love her the way he has.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: N/A
- 10.0/101 votes
#18 - Edith Gets Fired
Season 9 Episode 21 - Aired 2/25/1979
When an ill woman tells Edith to let her die with dignity at the SunShine Home, the woman's family are furious after her death. The manager fires Edith for her selfishness, even though Edith honoured the woman's wish. Later that night, the woman's daughter thanks Edith to be with her mother as she passed away since she (the daughter) never got to visit her own mother back then.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: N/A
- 10.0/101 votes
#19 - The Family Next Door
Season 9 Episode 25 - Aired 3/11/1979
Louise Jefferson returns for a visit at the Bunker's place to ask Edith if she can sell her (Louise's) former house. Edith doubts but Archie makes her agree so that they (mostly he) can choose white people to move in. When Edith sells the house to a couple and she invites the lady to her house, Archie realises that the woman is black and so is her husband. But Archie isn't disturbed when he finds out that the man is a cop, which could be good for Archie's safety.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: Mel Tolkin
- 10.0/101 votes
#20 - The Return of Stephanie's Father
Season 9 Episode 26 - Aired 3/25/1979
Stephanie's father, Floyd, finally arrives with a devastating proposition for the Bunkers: They can keep Stephanie if they agree to pay him $1000 cash!
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: Mel Tolkin
- 10.0/101 votes
#21 - Too Good Edith
Season 9 Episode 27 - Aired 4/8/1979
On Archie's St. Patrick's Day Party at the tavern, he discovers that Edith is terribly ill after doing a lot of cooking for him. Sidney comes to the rescue and is able to save Edith before it's too late and he also tells Archie that he knew about her illness before and so did Edith. Sidney mentions that he did tell Edith to stay off her feet, but obviously, with the cooking for Archie, she didn't listen to his instruction. Archie visits Edith upstairs and is disappointed that she didn't get rest instead of doing something for his party. Instead of leaving to host it, Archie falls asleep in the arms of his lover, Edith.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: N/A
- 9.0/101 votes
#22 - Reunion on Hauser Street
Season 9 Episode 3 - Aired 10/8/1978
The Bunkers attempt to reunite Blanche and Barney Hefner after her latest fling with an exterminator fizzles
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: N/A
- 9.0/101 votes
#23 - What'll We Do with Stephanie?
Season 9 Episode 4 - Aired 10/15/1978
The Bunkers decide to keep Stephanie after her father fails to reclaim her as promised.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: Mel Tolkin
- 8.7/103 votes
#24 - The Break-In
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/9/1985
After a Madonna concert, the girls arrive home to discover their house has been broken into. This leads the girls to seek out means to protect themselves, including a security system, guard dog and mace. Meanwhile, Rose becomes so paranoid that the robbers will come back she goes so far as to purchase a gun.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: Susan Harris
- 8.7/103 votes
#25 - Heart Attack
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 11/23/1985
After a dinner party, Sophia suffers an apparent heart attack with a heavy storm delaying the paramedics.
Director: Paul Bogart
Writer: Susan Harris