- 9.2/1020 votes
#1 - The Doll
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 11/4/2001
At the screening of a miniseries, the young daughter of a TV executive asks Larry to cut the hair off a beloved doll. When he complies, she becomes very upset. To remedy the situation, Larry and Jeff steal the head from Jeff's daughter's doll.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: Larry David
- 8.7/1015 votes
#2 - The Car Pool Lane
Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 2/8/2004
To get to a Dodgers game, Larry finds a creative way to use the HOV lane. Then, he finds himself in a bit of trouble when he gets his father medicinal marijuana.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: Larry David
- 8.5/1016 votes
#3 - The Grand Opening
Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 11/17/2002
Larry figures out a way to fire a chef, and alienate an important restaurant critic, in the days before his new restaurant is scheduled to open. As Susie stews over a misunderstanding with Larry and Cheryl, the Davids spend some quality time at the car wash. With its grand opening at hand, the restaurant owners hire a new chef with a penchant for speaking his mind.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: N/A
- 8.5/1017 votes
#4 - Opening Night
Season 4 Episode 10 - Aired 3/14/2004
The show travels to New York City as Larry prepares to open on Broadway in "The Producers".
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: Larry David
- 8.4/1016 votes
#5 - Palestinian Chicken
Season 8 Episode 3 - Aired 7/24/2011
A Palestinian chicken restaurant is incredibly popular with Larry and his friends despite its open hostility towards Jews and Israel. Meanwhile, Larry's approached to inform people that their habits are agitating by family members too scared to do so.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: Larry David
- 8.4/1019 votes
#6 - Beloved Aunt
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 12/3/2000
When Cheryl's aunt dies, Larry is left in charge of the obituary. But when the newspaper accidentally places ""beloved c*nt"" instead of beloved aunt, things take an expected turn for the worse.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: Larry David
- 8.4/1017 votes
#7 - Krazee-Eyez Killa
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 11/3/2002
Larry is accused of betraying the confidences of Wanda's boyfriend, Crazy-Eyez Killa, a rapper he met at a party. Later, Larry alienates Jeff's wife Susie by declining her house-tour offer. He encounters further problems when he tries to replace a sports jacket Cheryl threw out.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: N/A
- 8.3/1012 votes
#8 - The Seder
Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 11/13/2005
Cheryl puts on a Passover Seder, which Larry promptly finds numerous ways to ruin.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: Larry David
- 8.2/1018 votes
#9 - The Group
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 12/17/2000
Larry runs into his old girlfriend, and she asks him to escort her to an incest-survivors meeting. Cheryl is asked to co-star in ""The Vagina Monologues"" when one of the actresses is sick.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: Larry David
- 8.2/1017 votes
#10 - Thor
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 9/30/2001
Jeff leaves his wife Susie, and worries that his private life will become public in court. Jeff's concern affects Larry, who becomes obsessed with showing Cheryl how normal he is. Meanwhile, Larry seeks revenge on pro wrestler Thor Olson, who he believes slashed his tire after an argument on the road.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: Larry David
- 8.1/1014 votes
#11 - Chet's Shirt
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/15/2002
While comforting a friend whose husband passed away, Larry and Cheryl comment on the husband's shirt. Larry then goes to the department store the next day to buy it. Meanwhile, Jeff talks Larry into investing in a trendy new celebrity restaurant. Larry also gets into trouble when he throws away some trash in a random garbage can.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: Larry David
- 8.0/1012 votes
#12 - Lewis Needs a Kidney
Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 10/30/2005
When Richard Lewis finds out he needs a kidney transplant, he finds two friends who match him, leaving them to decide who ""gets"" to give up their organ.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: Larry David
- 7.9/1014 votes
#13 - The Anonymous Donor
Season 6 Episode 2 - Aired 9/16/2007
It's moving day for both the Blacks and the Davids; Larry's prized Joe Pepitone jersey is lost at the dry cleaners; Larry's irked at Ted Danson's anonymous donation; Cheryl is grossed out by a semen stain on a guest-room quilt.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: Larry David
- 7.8/1014 votes
#14 - Ben's Birthday Party
Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 1/11/2004
Ben Stiller gets upset when Larry refuses to sing "Happy Birthday" to him. Larry then hits him in the eye with a toothpick.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: Larry David
- 7.8/108 votes
#15 - IRASSHAIMASE!
Season 11 Episode 5 - Aired 11/21/2021
After enlisting both Jeff and Freddy’s help for the occasion, Larry’s hot date quickly goes south.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: N/A
- 7.7/1015 votes
#16 - The Massage
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 11/25/2001
Cheryl's psychic busts Larry for a naughty massage, and a restaurant owner busts Larry for stealing forks.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: Larry David
- 7.7/1013 votes
#17 - The Weatherman
Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 1/25/2004
Larry David has a huge problem with name tags. In the process Larry reveals a bathroom preference that disgusts Jeff. Ted Danson makes another great cameo.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: Larry David
- 7.7/1012 votes
#18 - The Larry David Sandwich
Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 9/25/2005
As the Jewish high holy days approach, a near-death experience, coupled with a comment made by his father, leaves Larry wondering if there's more to his identity than he thought. In better news, a sandwich now bears his name, but it's not entirely to his liking.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: Larry David
- 7.6/1022 votes
#19 - Porno Gil
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/29/2000
Larry sets off a bizarre chain of events (as he always seems to do) in which he is forced to attend a party at the home of a porno businessman.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: Larry David
- 7.6/1022 votes
#20 - Dave Returns
Season 4 Episode 15 - Aired 2/16/2012
While trying to get an endorsement from the Chief of Police, Leslie and Ben awkwardly run into Leslie's old flame, Dave. Meanwhile, Andy and the rest of the office work on a theme song for Leslie's campaign.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: Harris Wittels
- 7.6/1017 votes
#21 - The Car Salesman
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 9/23/2001
Larry David and his wife purchase a new oceanfront home owned by a television star's agent. Meanwhile, Larry shocks his wife and friends by deciding to take a job as a car salesman.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: Larry David
- 7.6/1012 votes
#22 - Kamikaze Bingo
Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 10/16/2005
Larry wonders how a Japanese WWII veteran can call himself a kamikaze, and feels a nursing home bingo game may not be on the up-and-up.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: Larry David
- 7.6/1021 votes
#23 - The Bracelet
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 11/5/2000
Larry is continually thwarted in his effort to buy a bracelet as a peacemaking gift for Cheryl.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: Larry David
- 7.4/1014 votes
#24 - The Christ Nail
Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 10/9/2005
A undergarment purchase for his housekeeper lands Larry in hot water, while his father-in-law's fondness for The Passion of the Christ comes in handy more than once.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: Larry David
- 7.3/1030 votes
#25 - The Pants Tent
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 10/15/2000
An innocent bunch-up in Larry's trousers gives rise to an embarrassing situation.
Director: Robert B. Weide
Writer: Larry David