Season 1
9.4/106 votesLoading...Best Foot Forward
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 3/7/2016
Freshman Dorothy Castlemore is not having a good day. A fresh black eye, a douchey mortal enemy getting in her way and nobody around she can punch. At least she has the internet and a cute new roommate to help cheer her up!
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NaN/100 votesLoading...Flying Off the Handle
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 3/7/2016
Dorothy has decided which sororities, er, sorority she's going to pledge and makes some unwise choices. Unwise? Unwise.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...A Meeting of Minds
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 3/7/2016
Dorothy has made some…interesting new friends. Although their sorority skills are great, they have a lot to learn about the internet before they're ready to save anyone.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...Gentleman Caller
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 3/9/2016
Meet Dorothy's new boy. And his baggage.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...What's Your Preference
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 3/11/2016
Dorothy is a shoe-in for a bid to MST. Or so she thought. Oh sweet summer child.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...Nothing Is Good and Everything Hurts
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 3/14/2016
How do you solve a problem like Dorothy-Blob? How do you catch a cloud and use it to cheer up your friend who is in the depths of despair because she feels like her life's dreams are over?
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NaN/100 votesLoading...Stop Me If You've Heard This One
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 3/16/2016
What could go wrong at a sleepover? Seriously, trust an Episode Description Writer, this will just be happy fun times!
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NaN/100 votesLoading...A Revelation or Two
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 3/18/2016
Okay...sooo I, your humble Episode Description Writer, was wrong about the last episode. I apologize. But, I bet there won't be any drama in this one! Let's see, In Episode 8: Dorothy finds out the REAL reason she and Connie were rejected from MST. ...Frack.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...Vengeance Interruptus
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 3/21/2016
The gang return from the union meeting and recap their pear-ilous confrontation.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up to No Good
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 3/23/2016
Miller and Dorothy forget the camera is on. A lot. Plus, the girls meet Miller for the first time and at least one terrible pun is made. Seriously, it's awful. My pear pun from last episode description was much better.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...Don’t You Dare Look Back
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 3/25/2016
Alex and Miller work through the drama of their shared past the best way possible - in front of everyone and a camera! (I should really stop teasing them for forgetting about the camera. If they remembered, I'd be out of a job!)
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NaN/100 votesLoading...Bugaboo
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 3/28/2016
Despite some tensions, the group goes on a mission to plant a bug in Rick's office. Meanwhile, Alex opens up to the Inseparables about her history with Miller. (We're having a performance review today. I tried extra hard to make this a professional episode description.)
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NaN/100 votesLoading...100% Success Rate
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 3/30/2016
There is a party. And foam swords! There are heart-to-hearts. And foam swords!!! There is dancing. AND FOAM SWORDS! ...I wish I had a foam sword. ...I wish I had friends who would have foam sword fights with me. ...I wish I existed outside of this description box so that I could make friends who would have foam sword fights with me.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...The Red Pill
Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 4/1/2016
Everyone makes smart choices and nothing goes wrong! Is what I would write if I were writing this episode description on opposite day.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...Backstab in the Back
Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 4/4/2016
Can I tell you a story? It's about 4 friends: Schmorthy, Schmortia, Schmariana & Schmiller. Once upon a time they did not go behind their friend Schmalex's back. The end. The people in this episode are not as sensible as the Schmusketeers.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...Fish in a Barrel
Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 4/6/2016
Blaster toys solve all problems right? Right? Well, Dorothy & Co. seem to think so. And maybe if we all believe hard enough, it'll come true! If you believe, clap your hands! (It's impossible for me to hear you clap, but I'll know whether you did by watching the outcome of this episode.)
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NaN/100 votesLoading...The Good Guys
Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 4/8/2016
Dorothy, Ariana, Miller & Portia. Or as I sometimes call them: DAMP. No. NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING DAMP! DAMP STOP IT NOW. WHY DOES NO ONE LISTEN TO ME. PLEASE DAMP PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...Midnight
Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 4/11/2016
Sigh. Let's be honest. Our heroes have gone off the rails. And there's nothing you or I can do about it. Excuse me while I go ponder the futility of my existence in a world where I am completely incapable of influencing what will happen and my only purpose in life is to record what has already come to pass.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...It Hits the Fan
Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 4/13/2016
This was an emotional roller coaster. I need to go lie down. You go ahead without me. I'll meet you at the next episode.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...Last Dance with Miller Winters
Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 4/15/2016
Hey, who turned out the lights? Hey, who turned out the lights? Hey, who turned out the lights? (Hey, who turned the creep levels of this series up?)
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NaN/100 votesLoading...We'll Do It Live
Season 1 Episode 21 - Aired 4/30/2016
Wow. This episode has everything. A new location. French accents. Dramatic poses. People rolling around on furniture. Philosophical musings on juiceboxes. Everything except swords. But it's more likely someone would hurt themselves if there were swords so maybe it's for the best. I'd hate it if someone died. Also can you believe they did this episode live? That's daring, I wish I was as brave as them. And for 20 minutes too! I feel like I need to make this description longer to match it. But I don't have a lot to say... Anyway. Back to Dorothy. She's gonna try and convince everyone to come back! And that makes me so excited? Because I've missed everyone.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...Caper
Season 1 Episode 22 - Aired 5/2/2016
I don't know if any of you read these…or even know I exist. But I'm kinda sad. I thought now that our main characters were back together things would be fine, but they're not? So if you are reading this and want to help make an Episode Description Writer's day, can you, I don't know, like post a joke or share a funny story in the comments? Or don't. It's fine. I'm fine. I'll just console myself with the fact we got a Portia-centric episode and pretend that she's my friend. (I'm so lonely).
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NaN/100 votesLoading...Rough at the Edges
Season 1 Episode 23 - Aired 5/4/2016
This episode is so long and so much happens in it, I don't even know where to BEGIN to describe it. Which I would normally be a lot more stressed about. It's my job, after all, to accurately and succinctly tease the events in each episode. Admittedly, I'm not very good at my job. But I don't want head office to know that. I haven't heard from them since that performance review though. In fact…I haven't heard from anyone in a while...
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NaN/100 votesLoading...Underhanded
Season 1 Episode 24 - Aired 5/6/2016
Right! Sorry about last week's description! We're going to turn things around and make these description boxes back into happy happy fun places! You can tell by all the exclamation marks! In this episode, the gang must decide whether they can trust Rochefort!!!! :D
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NaN/100 votesLoading...Dorothy the Sigma
Season 1 Episode 25 - Aired 5/9/2016
An excited Dorothy becomes a Mu Sigma Theta pledge! (I don't think this is working!) And spends some time with Connie! (I think I've stumbled onto something!) In a new location! (and i think they know!) But an old 'friend' returns to ruin everything! (Help me!)
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NaN/100 votesLoading...The Connie Conundrum
Season 1 Episode 26 - Aired 5/11/2016
Dorothy furiously tries to set things right after Connie's private photos are leaked. I've decided that I'm going to furiously set things right too. No matter the consequences. All for one? (ง'̀-'́)ง
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NaN/100 votesLoading...But What If
Season 1 Episode 27 - Aired 5/13/2016
Dorothy tries to stop Connie from leaving! They just sent me my next assignment. It means I'll be leaving soon too. But… I'm not ready to leave. There's still too much left to do. (ง'̀-'́)ง
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NaN/100 votesLoading...Bonacieux Bonanza
Season 1 Episode 28 - Aired 5/16/2016
Dorothy and the Mu Sigma Theta sisters begin Operation REMSTCIATISADCWSFAVBAPBP by throwing a fundraiser to raise enough money to keep Connie at Dumas College. I begin Operation WELLS. I'll send the code word if I make it. (ง'̀-'́)ง
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NaN/100 votesLoading...Douche Heel Turn
Season 1 Episode 29 - Aired 5/18/2016
The girls try to stop Rochefort & the union from wrecking their fundraiser before they run out of Time. (ง'̀-'́)ง
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NaN/100 votesLoading...Inseparable
Season 1 Episode 30 - Aired 5/20/2016
It's time to say goodbye to Connie. And to Episode Description Writer 251214. They have already been relocated. We apologize for any inconveniences. We hope you had a pleasant experience with Description Corp. and that you use our services again.
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