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The Best Episodes of America's Funniest Home Videos Season 14

Every episode of America's Funniest Home Videos Season 14 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of America's Funniest Home Videos Season 14!

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Season 14 Ratings Summary

"September 28, 2003" is the best rated episode of "America's Funniest Home Videos" season 14. It scored 7/10 based on 10 votes. Directed by N/A and written by J. Elvis Weinstein, it aired on 9/28/2003. This episode is rated NaN points higher than the second-best, "October 5, 2003".

  • September 28, 2003
    7.0/1010 votes

    #1 - September 28, 2003

    Season 14 Episode 1 - Aired 9/28/2003

    The 14th-season premiere introduces ""Thought Bubble Theater,"" where videos are paused and pop-up bubbles reveal participants' thoughts. Also: a man's attempt to uproot a tree by tying it to his car; ""31 Trampoline Mishaps In 34 Seconds""; talking dogs; a musical montage of cats. George Lopez does the ""Celebrity Pick of the Week."" Finalists: 'The Collision Kid' (Winner), 'Canine Chaos' (2nd Place), and 'Ramp Champ' (3rd place).

    Director: N/A

    Writer: J. Elvis Weinstein

  • October 5, 2003
    NaN/100 votes

    #2 - October 5, 2003

    Season 14 Episode 2 - Aired 10/5/2003

    People being surprised; the world's largest third grader; a montage of people falling to ""Jump Jive An' Wail""; a limousine driver who needs to go back to driving school; sibling rivarly, including a little girl trying to box up her brother and mail him; people who are doomed from the start; whipped Cream surprises; Part 1 of ""The AFV Art Section""; rude interruptions; the ongoing battle between cats and kids; rolling (things, animals ... and people) to the musical sound of Mistro; the fastest way to wash a bike; ""The Book of Why"" humorously answers some of life's most compelling questions, such as ""Why mom is having a bad hair day"", ""Why animal testing isn't all bad"", ""Why the driveway isn't finished"", and ""Why the price of wheat is skyrocketing""; toasts gone bad; a hungry kid who just can't wait until the cookies are done; and a man who frightens his wife by giving their baby a pacifier that looks like a rat. Finalists: 'Linguini Greedy' (Winner), 'The Mom that Roared' (2nd Place), a

    Director: N/A

    Writer: J. Elvis Weinstein

  • October 12, 2003
    NaN/100 votes

    #3 - October 12, 2003

    Season 14 Episode 3 - Aired 10/12/2003

    People who don't focus; Low-tech accidents; Wacky animals to the sound of 'Not Unusual' by Tom Jones; ""Tom's Home Movies""; A human and a bear have a stand-off over who's going to get the pickup truck; People reliving their childhoods; Annoying kids; ""Thought Bubble Theater""; A cat playing with a mouse who is ""digging"" into a shoe; A track-and-field cheater; Unpredictable videos; A montage of destruction to the music from the opera 'Carmen'; Abnormal dog behavior; ""AFV's Guide to Fishing""; People who need to practice their skill a bit more; and in ""Naughty Files,"" a baby pees on its brother upon the mentioning of the word 'bath'. Finalists: 'Dynamite Kids' (Winner), 'Feathered Freak Out' (2nd Place), and 'The Fast and the Fuzziest' (3rd place).

    Director: N/A

    Writer: J. Elvis Weinstein

  • October 19, 2003
    NaN/100 votes

    #4 - October 19, 2003

    Season 14 Episode 4 - Aired 10/19/2003

    People pull scary practical jokes; Stage mess-ups and stage falls; Things animals shouldn't be allowed to do; A grizzly bear sucks on a passifier that was dropped into his tank; Parents who are were proud of their kids; An insect plagues a bride; Marrying into the wrong gene pool; Tom tests the new set, which reacts to his feelings by changing color; The dog who will never have fleas; Halloween antics; A guy who learns the principle 'Let Sleeping Dogs Lie' the hard way; Funny babies; A musical montage of people getting hit by fling objects to music from the movie The Day the Earth Stood Still; A dog holding a tennis ball in the air with his front paws; A dog who needs to work on his stage presense; Strange abilities of the body; and ""Naughty Files"". Finalists: 'Mouthy Minister' (Winner), 'I Do. . .Who?' (2nd Place), and 'Skeleton In Closet' (3rd place).

    Director: N/A

    Writer: J. Elvis Weinstein

  • November 2, 2003
    NaN/100 votes

    #5 - November 2, 2003

    Season 14 Episode 5 - Aired 11/2/2003

    Clips from over a decade of embarrassing moments; Boneheads from the past; ""The Greatest Groin Hits""; Ice/snow hits, falls, and rolls; Jim Belushi and Courtney Thorne-Smith from According To Jim wish AFV a haapy 300th episode; Dizzy Clips; past hosts including Bob Saget, Daisy Fuentes and John Fugelsang; ""Tom's Home Videos""; ""Then and Now"" with winning videos from past years including ""Astigma-Tizzy"" and ""Towel Butt Baby""; Jennifer Garner and Ron Rifkin appear; ""Mini Men""; ""30 Points In 40 Seconds""; ""Those Disgusting Animals""; Classic Nincompoops; The women from the View; Brides On Fire VS. Trees Crushing Cars; ""Little Women""; ""'I Do' Don'ts""; and the Best of the ""Naughty Files"".

    Director: N/A

    Writer: J. Elvis Weinstein

  • November 9, 2003
    NaN/100 votes

    #6 - November 9, 2003

    Season 14 Episode 6 - Aired 11/9/2003

    Ladies clips; ""Kitten Kaboodle"", the classic cat clips; More ""Greatest Groin Clips""; Wedding faints; Kids that should be listened to; ""Tom's Home Movies""; Bathroom humor; Sara Rue and Andy Dick from Less Than Perfect tell everyone what their favorite kinds of videos are; Practical jokes; ""Critter Titters""; ""Then and Now""; Abusement Parks; ""The Barking Lot""; ""Kitchen Klutzes""; Raven-Symone from That's So Raven wishes AFV a happy 300th episode; ""Rugrat Roundup""; A recap of past winners; Montage of classic rollers; The naughtiest clips from over a decade; The ""Greatest Groin Hit"" is revealed; and Tom Bergeron and the rest of the AFV crew thank Vin DiBona for his hard work on the show over all the years. ""Greatest Groin Hits"" Winner: 'Pool Fool'.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: J. Elvis Weinstein

  • November 30, 2003
    NaN/100 votes

    #7 - November 30, 2003

    Season 14 Episode 7 - Aired 11/30/2003

    Bad luck magnets; friendly accidents; jumps; ""Nincompoop Corner""; a man grapples with a bee hive; the difference between man and animal; ""26 Spritzes In 24 Seconds""; the first time curiosity ever cleaned the cat; funny accidents in slow motion, with a play-by-play by host Tom Bergeron about just what went wrong; ""The Flame Game""; cats and dogs; in a low-cost production of The Wizard of Oz, a dog refuses to cooperate as Toto on stage; wild sports videos set to music; poise; threesomes; and ""Naughty File."" Finalists: 'Toddler Roulette' (Winner), 'Toto Recall' (2nd Place), and 'Macaw Guffaw' (3rd place).

    Director: N/A

    Writer: J. Elvis Weinstein

  • December 7, 2003
    7.0/1010 votes

    #8 - December 7, 2003

    Season 14 Episode 8 - Aired 12/7/2003

    Fake lotto tickets; ""Not So Wise Men""; People who display their emotions well; A school Christmas performance featuring kids who can't spell; People who need to take a Christmas refresher course; ""Wet Nosed Wonders""; 34 Sneezes In 26 Seconds; Santa Claus VS. The Easter Bunny; People shooting a video with the intention of getting on AFV; People in costumes making fools of themselves; Losing a shoe; A woman who gets her arm caught in a common kitchen appliance; Christmas morning chaos; Snowy and icy accidents; A bear steals campers' food; ""Merry Christmas from Our Staff""; ""Naughty Files""; and ""Classic Nincompoops."" Finalists: 'Back to the Belfry' (Winner), 'Caught on Tape' (2nd Place), and 'Treadmill Trauma' (3rd place).

    Director: N/A

    Writer: J. Elvis Weinstein

  • January 11, 2004
    NaN/100 votes

    #9 - January 11, 2004

    Season 14 Episode 9 - Aired 1/11/2004

    Clips of animals causing chaos at home; ""Nincompoop Corner""; a man who goes for a boat ride and loses his dentures along the way; sports mishaps; Fake Dinosaurs VS. Dudes In Drag; Innocent Bystaners; ""Thanks for Helping, Now Stop""; a boy who goes bowling and ends up dropping the ball on his dad's foot; and a firefighter who loses control of a high powered hose; ""What's In His Shirt""; running into things; pole vaulting accidents; sleeping on the 'job'; ""The Naughty Files""; and ""The Best of the Babies."" Finalists: 'Sonic Youth' (Winner), 'Piñata Pirate' (2nd Place), and 'Flush With Success' (3rd place).

    Director: N/A

    Writer: J. Elvis Weinstein

  • January 25, 2004
    6.8/1010 votes

    #10 - January 25, 2004

    Season 14 Episode 10 - Aired 1/25/2004

    Weddings gone wrong; babies doing the darndest things; funny signs; a teenage boy having a really bad hair day after his buddies decide to give him a haircut.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • All Animal Extravaganza
    NaN/100 votes

    #11 - All Animal Extravaganza

    Season 14 Episode 11 - Aired 2/7/2004

    It's an ""All Animal Extravaganza,"" as a special edition of America's Funniest Home Videos goes to the dogs, the cats and just about every critter in-between for a collection of hilarious videos. Guest stars from the San Diego Zoo, including a cheetah and an anteater, join host Tom Bergeron in the studio. Videos include talking cats; wild dogs; animals at play; why dogs are better than cats; ""Tom's Home Movies"" involving animals; ""Featured Creatures""; a montage of birds on the attack; fish bites; ""Babies Goosing Dogs VS. Cats Running Into Walls""; bugs; ""The Naughty File;"" on safari. Finalists: 'Smitten with a Kitten' (Winner), 'Pumpkin-Headed Pooch' (2nd Place), and 'Cat on the Attack' (3rd place).

    Director: N/A

    Writer: J. Elvis Weinstein

  • Videos of disastrous home repairs
    5.6/1010 votes

    #12 - Videos of disastrous home repairs

    Season 14 Episode 12 - Aired 2/15/2004

    Hunky carpenter Ty Pennington of ""Extreme Makeover: Home Edition"" and ""Trading Spaces"" guest stars on a ""home deconstruction"" episode that will include videos of home repairs gone horribly wrong. Ty will also build a special trophy for the winner of that week's show. Videos include slow motion defeats; construction destruction; ""Name That Sound""; bike riding accidents; attempts at flight; reactions to positive pregnancy tests; ""Naughty Files""; and the best of the trampolines. Finalists: 'Gifted Child' (Winner), 'Pain in the Brass' (2nd Place), and 'Ring-A-Ding Dog' (3rd place).

    Director: N/A

    Writer: J. Elvis Weinstein

  • Grand prize winner is selected
    NaN/100 votes

    #13 - Grand prize winner is selected

    Season 14 Episode 13 - Aired 2/22/2004

    Videos of a cat who sings duets with his owner, a little boy who stuffs an amazing amount of spaghetti up his nose, a piñata party gone amok and a mouthy little old lady minister who has the last word at a noisy wedding are among the finalists for the $100,000 grand prize. For the first time ever, votes for the grand prize will also be taken from viewers who logged on to abc.com, as well as members of the ""America's Funniest Home Videos"" studio audience.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • March 7, 2004
    5.8/1011 votes

    #14 - March 7, 2004

    Season 14 Episode 14 - Aired 3/7/2004

    Teeth removal; zooming in; bike acciddents; weather conditions; ""23 Wake Ups In 40 Seconds""; messy children; wedding proposals; animal escapes; baseball . Finalists: 'Tooth From a Youth' (Winner), 'Little Runaway' (2nd Place), and 'Flower Child' (3rd place).

    Director: N/A

    Writer: J. Elvis Weinstein

  • March 14, 2004
    NaN/100 votes

    #15 - March 14, 2004

    Season 14 Episode 15 - Aired 3/14/2004

    Something scares everyone; troubled animals; a scary bear; payback; underwear; Monday mishaps; wedding clips; slow motion; a prank on a firefighter; man vs. duck in slow motion; a tricked office worker.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • March 21, 2004
    NaN/100 votes

    #16 - March 21, 2004

    Season 14 Episode 16 - Aired 3/21/2004

    What bored kids do; learning can be painful; a boy who's not pleased when he learns he's getting a little sister; people who lack even one good idea; the perils of weightlifting; the top reasons why cats really are better than dogs; padding the résumé; ""Kids Sneezing Into Baked Goods VS. Men Who Scream Like Girls""; water accidents; a cat teaches a dog to roll over; a clever mouse makes an amazing escape from a trap; a mouse chases a cat; special mice and hamsters; ""AFV Video Dictionary""; ""The Naughty File""; and soccer fun. Finalists: 'Captain Cardboard' (Winner), 'Bikini Biter' (2nd Place), and 'Keyboard Bungle' (3rd place).

    Director: N/A

    Writer: J. Elvis Weinstein

  • March 28, 2004
    NaN/100 votes

    #17 - March 28, 2004

    Season 14 Episode 17 - Aired 3/28/2004

    Funny practical jokes, including one woman giving her hubby a chilly wake up call; canines doing the craziest things, including a bulldog who skateboards like a pro; gaseous kids; unsuccessful aviation; ""Tom's Home Videos""; big misses; would-be lumberjacks who have a close encounter with a tree; jumping heart rates; and roller skating mishaps.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: J. Elvis Weinstein

  • April 11, 2004
    NaN/100 votes

    #18 - April 11, 2004

    Season 14 Episode 18 - Aired 4/11/2004

    Video highlights include surveillance camera footage that captures what happens when the roof really does falls in; kittens doing the funniest things; a montage of would-be winners' reactions to prank lotto tickets; hilarious pet tricks, including a canine thief who likes his bread fresh from the oven; and ""Tom's Home Movies.""

    Director: N/A

    Writer: J. Elvis Weinstein

  • Basketball shots; skateboarding mishaps
    NaN/100 votes

    #19 - Basketball shots; skateboarding mishaps

    Season 14 Episode 19 - Aired 4/18/2004

    Clips of great basketball shots and funny skateboarding feats; a package of hilarious wedding moments, including a groom who yawns during his own nuptials; and a husband and wife bickering over just how to work the video camera are all highlights.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: J. Elvis Weinstein

  • Dads react to diaper changes
    NaN/100 votes

    #20 - Dads react to diaper changes

    Season 14 Episode 20 - Aired 5/2/2004

    Hilarious clips from the world of parenting highlight this episode, including dads' reactions when they're forced to do the dirty work - changing diapers; siblings' surprise when they find out there's going to be a new addition to the family; and kids doing the craziest things, including a teenager beside herself when she gets a cell phone for Christmas, and a little boy who decides to decorate his house with whipped cream.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • No Brain, No Pain
    7.0/1010 votes

    #21 - No Brain, No Pain

    Season 14 Episode 21 - Aired 5/16/2004

    A ""No Brain, No Pain"" episode salutes knuckleheads everywhere, including one overwhelmed bride who forgets her new husband's name; groomsmen with a big surprise for a bride and groom at their reception when they drop their drawers; a woman who pulls a practical joke on her boss by dressing in a bear costume; and what happens when raccoons decide to take over one lady's patio.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • May 23, 2004
    NaN/100 votes

    #22 - May 23, 2004

    Season 14 Episode 22 - Aired 5/23/2004

    Some of the most hilarious clips of the season are in the running for the $100,000 grand prize, including ""Bike Yikes,"" where a little boy's bike stunt hits him where it really hurts; ""Captain Cardboard,"" silly home movies that chronicle the adventures of ""Super Nerd""; ""Their Cup is Half Full,"" where two young little leaguers ponder the real reason for their protective cups; and ""Solo Screamer,"" where a previously shy kid finds his voice big time in the middle of a Christmas concert.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A