The action figure Master Chief has become a lonely drunken alcoholic who spends his time playing Halo 3. He finally gets some company when an Arbiter action figure gets delivered to Jon's house.

Master Chief devises a plan to get the prized Recon armor.

Bungie has given Master Chief the secret Recon armor thanks to the Arbiter, but the Chief has developed a terrible attitude as a result, and unleashes it by doing something terrible.

After griping about Forge, the Arbiter challenges Master Chief to a one-on-one duel on Halo 3, but it doesn't last long when the Arbiter gets a kill that should have been the Chief's.

For reasons unknown to Master Chief, Halo 3 multiplayer is exceptionally laggy. Instead, he decides to give Devil May Cry 4 and Call of Duty 4 a shot.

Master Chief broadens his horizons by playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl with Arbiter.