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Despite being suspended from the force, Assy investigates the case of a dead prostitute. But, when it comes to arresting the suspect, will it end in a case of mistaken identity?

Murder on the Docks

When a priceless painting is stolen, Assy decides to take the case, even though he's been ordered not to.

The Flirty Black Man

A Cuban dignitary is visiting the city for a soccer match and Assy is assigned to bodyguard him. Assy's singing talents are also revealed in this episode.A Cuban dignitary is visiting the city for a soccer match and Assy is assigned to bodyguard him. Assy's singing talents are also revealed in this episode.

Game of Death

Two criminals are robbing people on a bus, but they get more than they bargained for when Assy shows up to take them down.

Busted

Sanchez has a heart attack due to Mexicans falling out of his kid's pinata.

Mexican Rain

A local drug epidemic overtakes the city and puts Detective McGee's life at stake.

Conviction

Following a string of boxer deaths, Assy finds out they've been caused by Polonium poisoning coming from a neighborhood deli.

Ring of Fire

Assy gives up his vacation time to negotiate a hostage situation involving the Mayor at a local pharmacy.

Pharmassy

Assy and Sanchez become Federal Air Marshals in order to combat terrorism, but end up causing more trouble in the air. Though they do catch a drug mule in the process.

Mile High Mayhem

Someone's sabotaging rides at the carnival that Assy and Sanchez are visiting and now they need to save Sanchez's daughter on the ferris wheel.

Murder on the Midway

Assy gets help from a criminal he put behind bars years ago in order to catch the person responsible for a series of violent assaults.

Pegfinger

When Glen the bartender gets killed, the police force looks to avenge his death. So, Sanchez gets a new partner, while Assy is off grieving (and drinking).

Irish Wake

An extortion scheme by a crime syndicate disrupts the annual Exeter Spelling Bee.

Vowel Play

McGee considers switching careers before a disaster.

Hands Up

Assy's bike is stolen by a group of bike thieves with a bigger purpose.

Bikes for Bombs

Assy and Sanchez head to Miami to solve a case after a bunch of jai alai players end up dead in Exeter.

Showdown in the Magic City

A former high school classmate of Assy's kidnaps a popular blind gospel singer minutes before a sold-out concert which Assy had tickets to.

The Ballad of Blind Anthony

When a serial arsonist targets Exeter, McGee's internet lover is the number one suspect.

Johnny Arson

On suspension, Assy must make difficult decisions in the face of corrupt Exter officers and nearly pays with his life.

The Assy Diaries

Assy and Sanchez attempt to break up an underground squirrel fighting ring, forcing Assy to deal with his fear of squirrels.

Squirrels

Assy McGee is an animated sitcom featuring police detective Assy McGee, a parody of tough-guy cop shows and movies, who is literally a walking pair of buttocks. Along with his partner Don Sanchez, the trigger-happy McGee solves crimes in a fictionalized Exeter, New Hampshire. Larry Murphy voices all of the main characters. The series premiered on November 26, 2006, on Adult Swim and was canceled after season two ended on July 6, 2008.

The Best Seasons of Assy McGee

The Best Seasons of Assy McGee

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Season 1