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The Best Episodes of Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Seven British construction workers escape Britain's ever growing dole queues and travel to Germany to work on a site in Dusseldorf. We follow their trials...

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  1. Background image for A Home from Home
    9.0/10(96 votes)

    #1 - A Home from Home

    S2:E5

    The lads can't find accommodation because Arthur Pringle has 'put the word out' about them. They have to 'rough it' in Thornley Manor. Then they find an amateur video showing sexy goings on at the Manor - with Arthur Pringle as one of the stars.

    Director:Roger Bamford
    Writer:Unknown
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  2. Background image for The Return of the Seven Part 2
    8.9/10(106 votes)

    #2 - The Return of the Seven Part 2

    S2:E2

    Dennis has to go back to Newcastle to see his boss, Ally Fraser. While he's there, he meets up with Oz and brings him back to Wolverhampton. Ally Fraser asks him to put together a work gang to renovate an old manor house in Derbyshire.

    Director:Roger Bamford
    Writer:Unknown
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  3. Background image for Cowboys
    8.9/10(107 votes)

    #3 - Cowboys

    S2:E6

    A plumber named Harry Blackburn, who's mad about Country and Western music, joins the gang temporarily. He talks the gang into going for a night out at a Country and Western pub, where ""Big Willie Osborne"" does a turn. The lads go on strike in protest against Ally Fraser's treatment of Dennis. Fraser sends a gang of 'heavies' around to teach the strikers a lesson. The lads give them a ""good kicking""

    Writer:Unknown
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  4. Background image for Marjorie Doesn't Live Here Anymore
    8.9/10(103 votes)

    #4 - Marjorie Doesn't Live Here Anymore

    S2:E8

    Oz goes back to Newcastle and finds that his wife Marjorie has moved away and someone else is living in his flat. He goes to his son Rod's school and waits for the lad to come out. He learns that Marjorie is now living with an Italian named Sandro. She plans to move to Italy with him, taking Rod with her.

    Director:Roger Bamford
    Writer:Unknown
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  5. Background image for No Sex Please, We're Brickies
    8.8/10(93 votes)

    #5 - No Sex Please, We're Brickies

    S2:E7

    Ally Fraser wants the conversion work at Thornley Manor to be finished quickly. He offers the lads some more work renovating his villa in Spain. Arthur Pringle discovers that Wayne didn't bother to get an import license for his German car. He tells the Customs & Excise and they impound Wayne's car. The lads help to get the car back and manage to finish the work at the manor. Before leaving, they brick up Arthur Pringle's front door.

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  6. Background image for A Law for the Rich
    8.6/10(94 votes)

    #6 - A Law for the Rich

    S2:E3

    The gang, minus Barry, arrive at Thornley Manor to start the renovation work. One of the locals reports them to the police, thinking they're housebreakers. They're staying at a local pub, where landlord Arthur Pringle takes an instant dislike to them.

    Director:Roger Bamford
    Writer:Unknown
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    8.6/10(98 votes)

    #7 - Another Country

    S2:E4

    It's discovered that Thornley Manor is a listed building, so the lads are forced to stop work. Arthur Pringle throws everyone out of the pub after he catches Wayne in bed with his daughter.

    Director:Roger Bamford
    Writer:Unknown
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  9. Background image for Hasta la Vista
    8.6/10(89 votes)

    #8 - Hasta la Vista

    S2:E9

    After some delays, the lads finally set out for Spain, Dennis gets a phone call from Ally in the departure lounge saying they are not going yet due to complications. These are all sorted out, and they fly out that weekend, pretending to be tourists and sharing a plane with the Spennymoor and district senior citizens society. .

    Writer:Unknown
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  10. Background image for Quo Vadis, Pet
    8.6/10(91 votes)

    #9 - Quo Vadis, Pet

    S2:E13

    Dennis manages to get the upper hand, forcing Ally Fraser to ""wipe the slate clean"". Oz has a fling with Ally Fraser's girlfriend, Vicki. He also wins the Spanish lottery. The day of the wedding arrives and Barry and Hazel are married at sea. Ally Fraser turns up in another boat, closely followed by a Customs boat. The series ends with Kenny Aimes' yacht heading for Tangiers, with the Customs in hot pursuit.

    Director:Roger Bamford
    Writer:Unknown
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  11. Background image for Scoop
    8.5/10(88 votes)

    #10 - Scoop

    S2:E10

    Spain turns out to be a bit of a let-down, with a distinct lack of the 'action' some of the lads were looking forward to. The gang have problems with the local police after they go swimming in someone's pool, thinking it belongs to Ally Fraser. A British journalist thinks the lads are a gang of bank robbers on the run. They end up being featured in all of the British tabloid newspapers.

    Director:Roger Bamford
    Writer:Unknown
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  12. Background image for An Inspector Calls
    8.5/10(70 votes)

    #11 - An Inspector Calls

    S3:E6

    The lads discover that the past has a habit of coming back to haunt them. A police inspector arrives looking for Moxey and a vengeful Grainger puts a spanner in the works with the bridge-build. Dennis negotiates a peaceful solution, and Grainger agrees to go to Arizona. The bridge is finally completed - but they have a little surprise planned for Grainger! N.B. The Transporter Bridge is still in Middlesborough!

    Director:Paul Seed
    Writer:Unknown
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  13. Background image for The Return of the Seven Part 1
    8.4/10(124 votes)

    #12 - The Return of the Seven Part 1

    S2:E1

    Barry needs some help to finish renovating his house in Wolverhampton before he marries his girlfriend, Hazel. He sends out an SOS to his old pals from Dusseldorf. Dennis, Neville, Wayne and Bomber turn up to help out. They all go off for a drink and come back to find an intruder in Barry's house. It's Moxie - unknown to the others, he's escaped from prison.

    Director:Roger Bamford
    Writer:Unknown
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  14. Background image for Bridging the Gap
    8.4/10(94 votes)

    #13 - Bridging the Gap

    S3:E1

    The lads reunite in Middlesbrough for Oz's funeral, only to be approached by the man himself and he has an 'Irresistible offer' of work at home and abroad. They of course still have their problems and most with their lack of money. With Barry is problems with his marriage to beautiful wife Tatiana, and for Moxey, getting himself on the hit list of a Liverpool gangster called Mickey Startup hasnt really made his day, but things don't get much better.

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  15. Background image for Law and Disorder
    8.3/10(83 votes)

    #14 - Law and Disorder

    S2:E11

    The lads have a few days off work. Ally tells them to make a real effort to persuade everyone that they're tourist rather than illegal workers.

    Director:Roger Bamford
    Writer:Unknown
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  16. Background image for Heavy Metal
    8.1/10(62 votes)

    #15 - Heavy Metal

    S3:E2

    The foreign workforce arive and immediatley there are problems as half are Serbs and half are from Kasavo, who have been at war for years! The boys start their roles as gaffers and the bridge begins to come down!

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  17. Background image for Bridge over Troubled Water
    8.1/10(73 votes)

    #16 - Bridge over Troubled Water

    S3:E3

    There is trouble all round and the deal to sell the bridge falls through. Oz finds out his son is a 'pillow biter' (gay) and has to deal with it in his own way. And men are sent looking for Moxey but help arrives in the most unusual form, a native American!

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  18. Background image for A Bridge Too Far
    8.1/10(60 votes)

    #17 - A Bridge Too Far

    S3:E4

    A Native American appears on the banks of the river and wants to buy the rbidge, but there is a problem the boys don't own the bridge, will granger fall for their scheme? Barry finds out that Tatyana is not Kadi's brother and throws her and Kadi out, Kadi seeks his revenge by shooting up the house! The boys fly out to America on Kadi's old plane with several tonnes of the steel. But Kadi has left a few of his 'possesions' and the motels the boys are staying in is raided by the D.E.A.!

    Director:Paul Seed
    Writer:Unknown
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  19. Background image for For Better or Worse
    8.0/10(78 votes)

    #18 - For Better or Worse

    S2:E12

    Hazel arrives in Spain and Barry tries to get wedding plans sorted out. Ally Fraser suggests that the happy couple should get married on Kenny Aimes' yacht. Unkown to the lads, Fraser plans to use the wedding as a cover for smuggling his money into Spain.

    Director:Roger Bamford
    Writer:Unknown
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  20. Background image for Another Country
    8.0/10(62 votes)

    #19 - Another Country

    S3:E5

    The lads find themselves united once more as workers, with a grim little hut for their new home. Barry begins to go off the rails whilst awaiting trial on drugs charges, Neville falls in love with a prostitute on the road to Las Vegas, and Oz is forced to make a heroic act of bravery to rescue the bridge project from ruin. Granger finds out about the bridge project and threatens revenge. Wyman goes missing after Oz almost comes to blows with some guys in a local pub.

    Director:Paul Seed
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  21. Background image for A Gift from Fidel
    8.0/10(62 votes)

    #20 - A Gift from Fidel

    S4:E3

    The lads are sent out into the Cuban countryside to collect an antique bath, a present from Castro to the British Ambassador. Sounds like an easy job, until Barry goes missing…

    Writer:Unknown
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  22. Background image for Dangerous Liaisons
    7.9/10(59 votes)

    #21 - Dangerous Liaisons

    S4:E5

    The Cuban's are convinced Barry is a spy after discovering his Russian connections. Oz faces a major blow in his relationship with Ofelia after word comes from the British Embassy that they want his relationship with Ofelia to end.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  23. Background image for Our Boys in Havana
    7.7/10(64 votes)

    #22 - Our Boys in Havana

    S4:E2

    Perhaps it's the heat, or the Cuban rum, or maybe it's just creeping middle-age but strange things are happening to TV's best-known gang of Geordie brickies. Neville, for instance, has turned into Newcastle's version of ""Our Man in Havana"", furtively sneaking around the place muttering the name of Heather to everyone in the hope of finding his ""contact"" in the British Embassy. Meanwhile Oz is giving flowers to a beautiful Cuban prima ballerina, and dear Barry is still having therapy by mobile phone.

    Writer:Unknown
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  24. Background image for Moonlighting
    7.7/10(58 votes)

    #23 - Moonlighting

    S4:E4

    Neville's first mission is to get to know Michael works for a pharmaceutical company. As if being suspected of spying isn't bad enough, Michael is also a Manchester United fan. Neville is given a Man U shirt in order to pass himself off as a fan to get close to Michael. The things some people will do for their country.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  25. Background image for The End of the Affair
    7.7/10(59 votes)

    #24 - The End of the Affair

    S4:E6

    Pru comes to the aid of Neville after he is kidnapped. Pru explains to Neville that Tarquin has not been entirely honest with him. Oz visits Barry in jail and finds that he's suffering badly. Oz makes a decision that will help Barry, but will damage his relationship with, Ofelia.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  26. Background image for Britannia Waives the Rules
    7.6/10(64 votes)

    #25 - Britannia Waives the Rules

    S4:E1

    Russia. A marble staircase. Oz descends in his dirty, worn white underpants to join the others over a morning cuppa. The house is magnificent - another job well done. It is payday, and after a celebratory vodka, the boys head outside for a final photo, where the house explodes behind them, leaving them penniless and with no way home. The lads head to the British Embassy, where Oz knows an old Geordie contact who tells the team about the existence of the Overseas Estates Development department which arranges for British workmen to travel round the world fixing up British Government property. The gang plan their letter of application on the way home: ""We are independent building contractors with a vast amount of experience. We recently reassembled the Middlesbrough Transporter Bridge in Arizona, which must count as one of the most famous erections in recent years."" Neville turns down the opportunity this time, but he is approached by a member of MI6, and is asked to work undercover.

    Writer:Unknown
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Best Episodes Summary

"A Home from Home" is the best rated episode of "Auf Wiedersehen, Pet". It scored 9/10 based on 96 votes. Directed by Roger Bamford and written by Unknown, it aired on 3/21/1986. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "The Return of the Seven Part 2".