The guys plot to recover a pirate's booty. A surprise call from a talk show host sends Zach on an odyssey, while shocking news sends Ed Helms reeling.

The guys train for the Olympics and take a weird drug test. Broden weighs organ donation. Also: old-timey basketball and the clairvoyant Blair Buoyant.

The guys eat late-night snacks. A stereotypical sketch gives Mark an identity crisis and a house party gets out of control. Then: S.W.A.T. Boys!

The guys score a date and chat about clothes. Zach exaggerates details about a night out and Broden gets a hardcore haircut. And: The Hunk & the Dork.

The guys prepare to host the Queen for dinner and are visited by Lord Whoopee and his cushion. Plus: fashion montage, human jukebox and Tiny Little Man.

The guys interview new housemates, Zach's Wi-Fi name is a big hit, Mark brings home a stray man, and a game show goes awry. Plus: everything's a drum.