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The Worst Episodes of Beach Heat: Miami

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Beach Heat: Miami is a television series which takes place in Miami Beach, Florida. This series is somewhat similar to the 90's television hit Baywatch. The second season premiered in the Winter of 2011. The

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Beach Heat: Miami Season 1 Episode 1 - Virgin Meat on the Beach
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    #1 - Virgin Meat on the Beach

    S1:E1

    In the Season 1 premiere, the Miami lifeguards welcome a new addition to their team, a blonde, virgin bombshell named Brooke; Lana seduces Jace and comes up with a devious plan.

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  2. Beach Heat: Miami Season 1 Episode 2 - Hang and Bang
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    #2 - Hang and Bang

    S1:E2

    Cale asks Brooke to go out with him and is turned down but Jace comes to the rescue with two hot tourists; Melanie meets up with her ex-girlfriend for a nighttime rendezvous.

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  3. Beach Heat: Miami Season 1 Episode 3 - Trolling for Trouble
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    #3 - Trolling for Trouble

    S1:E3

    After a beautiful woman is stung by a jellyfish, Jace and Cale are there to help; Amber hooks up with C-Train and makes a devious deal with his bodyguard, Lee.

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  4. Beach Heat: Miami Season 1 Episode 4 - The Safe Word Is Monkey
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    #4 - The Safe Word Is Monkey

    S1:E4

    Lana takes Tantra to a new level with her client Charley; Keith's plan to loosen up Brooke for Melanie backfires; Amber sets up C-train and his friend with two hotties.

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  5. Beach Heat: Miami Season 1 Episode 5 - The Wrong Drink Can Lead to an STD
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    #5 - The Wrong Drink Can Lead to an STD

    S1:E5

    Brady can't resist when Jace's gorgeous sister Sammy comes to visit; Brooke gets her chance to join the lifeguard sisterhood; Amber pimps out an unsuspecting Chloe.

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  6. Beach Heat: Miami Season 1 Episode 6 - Payback and Prostitution
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    #6 - Payback and Prostitution

    S1:E6

    Lana gets herself into serious trouble and turns to Brooke for help; Chloe vows revenge on Amber and comes up with the perfect plan; Jace has some fun in the tower with a beautiful girl.

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  7. Beach Heat: Miami Season 1 Episode 7 - Make Up Sex
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    #7 - Make Up Sex

    S1:E7

    Amber comes to Melanie for help; much to Cale's dismay, Jace hooks up with Michelle and Tracy; Chloe makes a move on C-Train.

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  8. Beach Heat: Miami Season 1 Episode 8 - Sex with the Boss
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    #8 - Sex with the Boss

    S1:E8

    Amber executes her revenge on Chloe; Lana takes an interest in Dean; Brooke blows off Cale and hooks up with an old girlfriend from boarding school.

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  9. Beach Heat: Miami Season 1 Episode 9 - Sabotage Sex
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    #9 - Sabotage Sex

    S1:E9

    Vinny returns to torment Lana; Cale tries to make Brooke jealous by hooking up with Kitty; Amber attempts to win back C-Train with a beautiful present.

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  10. Beach Heat: Miami Season 1 Episode 10 - Old Habits and New Tricks
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    #10 - Old Habits and New Tricks

    S1:E10

    Jace gets dominated by a beautiful brunette; Cale takes Brooke on their first date; Dean and Lana decide to make their relationship official.

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  11. Beach Heat: Miami Season 1 Episode 11 - Forced to Cheat
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    #11 - Forced to Cheat

    S1:E11

    Lana's world begins its downward spiral; Amber has officially won her way back into C-Train's bed; Cale continues to pursue Brooke.

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  12. Beach Heat: Miami Season 1 Episode 12 - Spreading Her Wings, I Mean Legs
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    #12 - Spreading Her Wings, I Mean Legs

    S1:E12

    Jace loses a rescue and turns to Melanie for comfort; Lana decides to replace her ad; Cale cooks dinner for Brooke in hopes of finally having sex with her.

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  13. Beach Heat: Miami Season 1 Episode 13 - Karma and Cocaine Hook Ups
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    #13 - Karma and Cocaine Hook Ups

    S1:E13

    In the Season 1 finale, Brady continues to chase after Melanie, and is finally successful; Amber makes a plan with Lee to exploit Chloe; a surprise awaits Brooke at the Club.

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  14. Beach Heat: Miami Season 2 Episode 1 - Back to the Beach
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    #14 - Back to the Beach

    S2:E1

    Jack convinces ex-lifeguard Shannon Richards to return to South Beach. Ariel learns how to use a stud finder. Fletch and Jordan break the ice with the girls over drinks and a game of "I Never".

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  15. Beach Heat: Miami Season 2 Episode 2 - Lifeguard Chicks Are Hot
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    #15 - Lifeguard Chicks Are Hot

    S2:E2

    The boys spot and early morning sexy sunbather. Ariel and Cassidy are grateful when Bohdi helps them find a home. The lifeguards save an unlikely tourist. Haley joins the new crew.

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  16. Beach Heat: Miami Season 2 Episode 3 - Blinded by Booty
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    #16 - Blinded by Booty

    S2:E3

    Online tabloid magazine The Dirty's sexy reporter Roxanne Riley seduces an unsuspecting Fletch. Ariel and Cassidy give new meaning to the term 'house warming party'.

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  17. Beach Heat: Miami Season 2 Episode 4 - Dirty Pictures Private Play
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    #17 - Dirty Pictures Private Play

    S2:E4

    Haley, Ariel and Cassidy devise a plan to get back at Roxanne. Fletch loses a sports bet to a beautiful girl from L.A. Roxanne takes secret sexy pictures of a celebrity couple.

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  18. Beach Heat: Miami Season 2 Episode 5 - Roxanne Gets Laid and Played
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    #18 - Roxanne Gets Laid and Played

    S2:E5

    The guys enlist the help of their muscle bound trainer and plan their own revenge on the lustful Roxanne. Sexy barmaid Dylan teaches Bohdi the proper way to do a body shot.

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  19. Beach Heat: Miami Season 2 Episode 6 - Bangin' Sparks
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    #19 - Bangin' Sparks

    S2:E6

    Roxanne gets fired when sex pictures surface; glamour girl turned PR agent, Melania, is brought in.

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  20. Beach Heat: Miami Season 2 Episode 7 - The Sluttiest Delinquents in South Beach
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    #20 - The Sluttiest Delinquents in South Beach

    S2:E7

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  21. Beach Heat: Miami Season 2 Episode 8 - Quickies and Limbo Lines
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    #21 - Quickies and Limbo Lines

    S2:E8

    Things get hot for Haley when security catches her sneaking in to The Dirty. The lifeguards host Melania's Limbo Love-In. Shannon's boyfriend Paul shows up for a surprise visit.

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  22. Beach Heat: Miami Season 2 Episode 9 - Love Lust Lets Just Get It On
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    #22 - Love Lust Lets Just Get It On

    S2:E9

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  23. Beach Heat: Miami Season 2 Episode 10 - Sexting Takes Two
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    #23 - Sexting Takes Two

    S2:E10

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  24. Beach Heat: Miami Season 2 Episode 11 - Girlfriend Experience
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    #24 - Girlfriend Experience

    S2:E11

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  25. Beach Heat: Miami Season 2 Episode 12 - Bikinis and Martinis
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    #25 - Bikinis and Martinis

    S2:E12

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Virgin Meat on the Beach" is the worst rated episode of "Beach Heat: Miami". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 8/5/2010. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Hang and Bang".