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The Worst Episodes of Beast

Every episode of Beast ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Beast!

Beast is a BBC One sitcom based in a veterinary surgery. Two series of six episodes each were made, with the first broadcast in early...
Genre:Comedy
Network:BBC One

Worst Episodes Summary

"The Love They Call Stalking" is the worst rated episode of "Beast". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Martin Dennis and written by Simon Nye, it aired on 1/20/2000. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Should We Hug?".

  • The Love They Call Stalking
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    #1 - The Love They Call Stalking

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/20/2000

    Nick wants to appear chivalrous when his next-door neighbour Mary, whom he fancies, pops round. Kirsten's powers of diplomacy are stretched.

    Director: Martin Dennis

    Writer: Simon Nye

  • Should We Hug?
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    #2 - Should We Hug?

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 1/27/2000

    Nick feels forced to replace Briony after she insults him. John seems the perfect candidate and Kirsten is delighted, but Nick has other ideas.

    Director: Martin Dennis

    Writer: Simon Nye

  • Frightening Shorts
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    #3 - Frightening Shorts

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/3/2000

    Kirsten gets into a panic about having no real friends and asks Briony to go out for the evening. Nick spies a way to earn money from gullible pet owners.

    Director: Martin Dennis

    Writer: Simon Nye

  • Twin Pekes
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    #4 - Twin Pekes

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 2/10/2000

    Kirsten's attempts to liven up the surgery by playing music from the eighties proves unpopular.

    Director: Martin Dennis

    Writer: Simon Nye

  • Talking Dirty
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    #5 - Talking Dirty

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 2/17/2000

    Nick finally scores with Judy. But how good is he at animal impressions?

    Director: Martin Dennis

    Writer: Simon Nye

  • Cow
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    #6 - Cow

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 1/6/2001

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    Director: Martin Dennis

    Writer: Simon Nye

  • Cat
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    #7 - Cat

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 1/13/2001

    Suffering a hangover, Nick accidentally amputates a cat's foot and is sued for £25,000. Briony offers to buy shares in the practice.

    Director: Martin Dennis

    Writer: Simon Nye

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    #8 - Pig

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 1/20/2001

    Nick agrees to ride naked through the village on a pig if he loses his bet about the diagnosis of a sick dog.

    Director: Martin Dennis

    Writer: Simon Nye

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    #9 - Dogs

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 1/27/2001

    Jade comes up with the idea of starting dog aerobic classes to raise some extra cash for the practice.

    Director: Martin Dennis

    Writer: Simon Nye

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    #10 - Lamb

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 2/3/2001

    Nick is invited to judge the local cat show and discovers some of the owners are open to bribery. He then woos cat owner Mona.

    Director: Martin Dennis

    Writer: Simon Nye

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    #11 - Snake

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 2/10/2001

    Nick falls for the owner of a pet python and pursues her to her workplace - a raunchy nightclub.

    Director: Martin Dennis

    Writer: Simon Nye

  • Juggling with Guinea Pigs
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    #12 - Juggling with Guinea Pigs

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/13/2000

    Disillusioned with life as a vet, Nick makes an appointment with a careers consultant.

    Director: Martin Dennis

    Writer: Simon Nye