Betties, assemble – it's time for another all-girls skate sesh.

It may not be this simple, but... just do the right thing, Janay. Check yourself, Kirt. And speaking of checks, Tovah, what's up?

Kirt turns to "alternative" medicine to heal her friendships while the rest of the crew struggles with relationship issues of their own. Exactly how desperate for cash are you, Indigo?

Why do rich girls want broke girl problems? When will Honeybear stop dodging her crush? And Janay - are you sure this is how you want to spend your birthday?

Donald's unauthorized shadiness finds Janay reeling while Kirt, Indigo, and Honeybear deal with the territorial skater boys. Camille and Bambi hang under awkward circumstances.

When Janay and Kirt attempt to throw an all-girls skate session, an unexpected visitor cuts the festivities short, chaos ensues and there's also a van.