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The Best Episodes of Birds of a Feather

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The Best Episodes of Birds of a Feather

Birds of a Feather is a British sitcom that was broadcast on BBC One from 1989 until 1998 and on ITV from 2013. Starring Pauline...
  1. Background image for Forever Young
    9.0/10(39 votes)

    #1 - Forever Young

    S12:E8

    Sharon and Tracey suspect that Dorien is fast approaching “The Big Seven 0”, and decide that, whether she likes it or not, the event calls for celebration.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for Abandoned Love
    8.5/10(31 votes)

    #2 - Abandoned Love

    S12:E6

    A surprise visitor in the form of the attractive Emma turns up at Tracey’s house. Sharon’s suspicious, Tracey is welcoming, and Dorien is shocked to the core. Travis, on the other hand, is over the moon.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  3. Background image for Knocking on Heaven's Door
    8.4/10(37 votes)

    #3 - Knocking on Heaven's Door

    S12:E1

    Tracey’s ex-husband dies and she has to decide what kind of a send-off to give him. Sharon wants the funeral to be right for her boys, Dorien’s got the perfect outfit, and Chigwell’s criminal fraternity want to make it extra special.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  4. Background image for Too Much of Nothing
    8.4/10(34 votes)

    #4 - Too Much of Nothing

    S12:E2

    Tracey’s house has been burgled during Darryl’s funeral. The family decide it’s up to them to track down their possessions and set out on a trail involving a snooker club, a pawnbroker and the infamous Theydon Boys drag club.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  5. Background image for Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
    8.3/10(32 votes)

    #5 - Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You

    S12:E5

    Auntie Vera’s got problems with her hips and her block’s defective lifts and tells Sharon and Tracey she’s moving in with them. But Tracey’s only got one room available: it’s Dorien’s… and Dorien is dismayed to be told that family comes first.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  6. Background image for Blonde on Blonde
    8.2/10(31 votes)

    #6 - Blonde on Blonde

    S12:E7

    Travis has serious school news that he’s scared to break to his mum. Sharon decides she’ll pass herself off as Tracey and sort out his problems, but her efforts land the family in a mess that only arch-seducer Dorien can get them out of.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for Gimme Shelter
    8.1/10(58 votes)

    #7 - Gimme Shelter

    S10:E1

    Mouthy Sharon’s living in an Edmonton tower block and is clearly down on her luck, her older sister Tracey’s still living in Chigwell with son Travis, while man-eating Dorien has repackaged herself as Foxy Cohen, author of the sex blockbuster Sixty Shades of Green.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for Slave
    8.1/10(42 votes)

    #8 - Slave

    S10:E2

    Now that Sharon has given up work, Tracey is the only one in the house bringing in a wage, and it's not nearly enough to pay the bills, so Dorien kindly offers to dip into her savings to help out. However, when she calls the bank it emerges every penny she had has been spent on legal fees. In desperation, the sisters take their old friend to a car-boot sale and sell her beloved collection of designer clothes, right down to the shoes on her feet - which are snapped up by former TOWIE star Amy Childs.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  10. Background image for You Can't Always Get What You Want
    8.1/10(34 votes)

    #9 - You Can't Always Get What You Want

    S10:E8

    Sharon and Tracey get a glimpse of a possible future when they see two elderly sisters in the supermarket and it worries them. Dorien's court case comes to a conclusion – but what will the verdict be?

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  11. Background image for Tattoo You
    8.0/10(35 votes)

    #10 - Tattoo You

    S10:E5

    Tracey has Botox injections and Travis gets a tattoo, but how will his mum react? Meanwhile, it looks as if Sharon might need a hearing aid.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  12. Background image for Tombstone Blues
    8.0/10(29 votes)

    #11 - Tombstone Blues

    S12:E3

    Sharon’s disapproval of Tracey dating policeman Barry and apparently overlooking Garth’s feelings for his dad lead to a major quarrel between the sisters. Is it one that Dorien, in her new role as Agony Aunt for GetA-Life Magazine, can solve?

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  13. Background image for Going, Going, Gone
    8.0/10(31 votes)

    #12 - Going, Going, Gone

    S12:E4

    Tracey’s had enough of Dorien entertaining gentlemen callers and Sharon not bringing in a living wage, and throws them both out. Holed up in Sharon’s old bedsit, the two of them take a united stand…or do they?

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  14. Background image for Sailing
    7.9/10(44 votes)

    #13 - Sailing

    S1:E7

    Tracey receives two tickets for a "Christmas Cruise" in the post - a romantic surprise planned by Darryl before being sent to prison. He booked two tickets as he wanted it to be just Tracey and him, thinking Garth would be on a school trip. Tracey decides to take Garth, annoying Sharon who wanted to go. When Garth telephones to say he will not be home for Christmas, Tracey refuses to go at all. However, Dorien devises a plan to get Tracey and Sharon to go on the cruise.

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  15. Background image for Sweet Smell of Success
    7.9/10(36 votes)

    #14 - Sweet Smell of Success

    S2:E2

    Sharon's former neighbour, Lisa, has made a fortune selling a cheap perfume called 'Aromantique', around town. Sharon and Tracey jump on the bandwagon, as they are in desperate need of money. However, when this proves unsuccessful, Tracey decides to sell Darryl’s Jaguar for money. When a prospective buyer comes to view it, he drives it away. Tracey is later told it has been repossessed as Darryl never kept up the payments. At the next prison visit, Darryl tells her he hid £25,000 in the car’s spare wheel. When Tracey tries to buy the car back, Dorien buys it first to save Tracey’s embarrassment at having the car repossessed.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  16. Background image for Baggage
    7.9/10(28 votes)

    #15 - Baggage

    S8:E4

    Sharon and Tracey attend a school reunion. Margie is still a bully, and Poxy Loxy is as leery as ever - though he does give Tracey a perfect chance to play a wicked prank. Meanwhile, Dorien meets someone from the past.

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    Director:Hugh Thomas
  17. Background image for Women's Troubles
    7.8/10(43 votes)

    #16 - Women's Troubles

    S1:E4

    Tracey thinks she might be pregnant. However, on visiting the doctor, Sharon is horrified to discover she is pregnant by Dave, a man she has only recently met. Tracey can't stop herself telling Dave, who is delighted and immediately phones his mother with the good news. Sharon then confesses to Tracey that she has had an abortion.

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  18. Background image for Okey-Cokey-Karaoke
    7.8/10(39 votes)

    #17 - Okey-Cokey-Karaoke

    S4:E12

    Sharon and Tracey are desperate for a holiday, so a karaoke competition seems to be the ideal answer.

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    Director:Terry Kinane
  19. Background image for Nicked
    7.7/10(56 votes)

    #18 - Nicked

    S1:E1

    Sharon visits Tracey's luxury house, 'Dalentrace', in Chigwell and meets Dorien for the first time. Meanwhile, their husbands, Chris and Darryl, take part in an armed robbery and are later jailed for twelve years. Sharon moves from her high-rise Edmonton flat to stay at Dalentrace with her sister.

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  20. Background image for Cheat!
    7.7/10(45 votes)

    #19 - Cheat!

    S1:E5

    Sharon is indignant on discovering that 'Fat Stan', to whom she's sublet the flat in Edmonton, is using the property to store goods, as well as prostitutes. Nevertheless, it does bring about a money-making scheme. Tracey, meanwhile, is still suffering from a combination of depression and financial problems. She and Dorien go out to a dinner-and-dance, where Tracey gets hit on by Dorien's husband Marcus.

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  21. Background image for Love on the Run
    7.7/10(31 votes)

    #20 - Love on the Run

    S2:E11

    Darryl is in hospital and plans to escape for one night so he can be with Tracey. With the help of a nurse, the police guard is drugged and Darryl and Tracey go to a hotel. Meanwhile, Sharon is spending the night with Martin, an artist she recently met. The following morning, the taxi Darryl and Tracey are in is stopped by the police and the driver is arrested for drink-driving. Tracey rings Sharon, who then drives with Dorien to pick Darryl and Tracey up and take them back to the hospital. They get back just after the guard wakes up and doesn't realise Darryl escaped.

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  22. Background image for Commitments
    7.7/10(32 votes)

    #21 - Commitments

    S4:E3

    Sharon's husband Chris wants to dump her for another woman, and take the café away from her. Meanwhile, Dorien is leaving her husband and everything she owns for the youthful charms of lusty Luke. But how will she cope in his sleazy flat in Walthamstow?

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    Director:Terry Kinane
  23. Background image for The Essex Patient
    7.7/10(28 votes)

    #22 - The Essex Patient

    S8:E2

    Tracey and Sharon hit on a name for their new cleaning business: 'Maids of Ongar'. After a strenuous day's work though Sharon begins to feel ill.

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  24. Background image for Blinded by Love
    7.7/10(36 votes)

    #23 - Blinded by Love

    S10:E6

    Sharon's estranged husband Chris gets in touch asking for a divorce so he can marry his new girlfriend Angie, but Tracey has her doubts. Later, at the happy couple's engagement party, Dorien meets a handsome blind man who takes a shine to her.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  25. Background image for Substitute
    7.6/10(38 votes)

    #24 - Substitute

    S1:E6

    Sharon is considering divorcing Chris and Dorien has football hero Patsy Edwards temporarily living in her house, who becomes very fond of Tracey. She doesn't want to be unfaithful to Darryl, however she suspects him of having an affair with a mysterious woman called Juliet.

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  26. Background image for Getting a Grip
    7.6/10(37 votes)

    #25 - Getting a Grip

    S2:E1

    Tracey is shocked to receive overdue bills. There is also a letter from Garth, telling Tracey he has had a fight at school and she will have to pay for half the damage. To top it all off, the central heating breaks down and they hire two female plumbers, Alison and Gloria. Shortly after they leave, the tank starts leaking.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Forever Young" is the best rated episode of "Birds of a Feather". It scored 9/10 based on 39 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/25/2016. This episode scored 0.5 points higher than the second highest rated, "Abandoned Love".