The Worst Episodes of Bizarre ER

Featuring a student who has trapped his testicles under a 60kg gearbox; a pole dancer who's fallen off her pole and on to her head; a golfer who's smashed the ball straight into his girlfriend's teeth; and a man who has fallen into an industrial cement mixer.

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Features a fisherman whose tackle is put in danger when an anchor is swung into his groin; surgeons operating on a five-year-old to remove some life-threatening lego from his nose; and a boy who ended up with toes on his hands after a freak bouncy castle accident.

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Featuring a man who has a slip with his scissors while undertaking some 'pubic topiary', an oil rig worker airlifted from the North Sea when he swallows a toothpick and a victim of 'frozen food injury'. Plus, bloodsucking leeches are stuffed into a woman's mouth to keep alive her transplanted tongue.

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There's an angler with a lead fishing weight buried inside his eye socket; a bout of arm wrestling which snaps one man's upper limb like a twig; a party animal whose night on the town has left him with a hole in his head; and a man who severs his spine but who walks out of hospital six weeks later.

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There's a circus dwarf who superglues his penis to a hoover and a shoemaker who stitches up her thumb.

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A gymnast literally falls head over heels for a girl, a vet is attacked by a cat while performing a particularly delicate procedure and a man is gored by a bullock. Plus, proof that beer can be bad for you comes in the form of a barman with an injured foot.

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There's a boy who walked around for six weeks not knowing a pencil had punctured his lung; a prized pooch who breaks his owner's nose; a man whose ear is bitten off in a fight; and a patient whose body is engulfed by giant red spots. Plus a builder who has to be rescued from scaffolding after a slip up with breezeblocks splits his knee.

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There are turkey traumas and a run-in with a reindeer as Christmas comes to the casualty department. Plus, a builder who nail-guns his finger to a wall; a farmer who 'de-gloves' his hand after a slip with a power tool; a clubber keen to carry on partying after falling off her own shoes and; the true meaning of Hasselhoff.

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A man whose nostrils are packed to bursting point with bandages and has to have the stuffing extracted, a housewife who has stitched up her husband's arm with a needle and thread and no anaesthetic, and a dog walker who has a finger pulled off after getting it caught in a lead. Plus, how surgeons saved a man impaled on a fence post.

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A teenager who has literally shot himself in the foot; a walker bitten by an adder, Britain's only venomous snake; a woman left with her heel hanging off after trying to manoeuvre a boat with her foot; and a jogger struck by huge bolt of lightning conducted through the crucifix around his neck.

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A man with bizarre ballooning lips; a frustrated farmer with an obliterated knee, courtesy of a runaway sheep; and a mechanic who has carved up his finger in a car fan belt. Plus, the stomach-churning story of a DIY enthusiast who nearly died after excavating his intestines with an angle grinder.

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A man bitten by his landlord; a toddler attacked by a deckchair; a butcher who's made mincemeat of his own thumb. Plus the astonishing story of a woman whose eye was devoured by a flesh eating bug.

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A teenager who has superglued her fingers together applying false nails, a granny who mangled her ankle after moshing in church, and a DIY enthusiast whose attempt at woodwork turned into the East Anglian Chainsaw Massacre. Plus a schoolboy skewered on a flagpole.

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Includes a supermarket worker who has sliced off his fingertip and brought it to casualty in a carrier bag; a toddler who has hidden cash in his gullet for three months; and a carpet fitter knocked out after accidentally inhaling too much aerosol adhesive. Plus, a freak accident with a cow leaves a farmer with her jaw hanging off.

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Features a women's rugby rout that lands a scrumful of players in casualty; a health and safety instructor with a hole in his head after walking into a car door; and a chef who serves pizza with a fingertip topping after an accident with a meat slicing machine. Plus, the shop fitter who had a two-metre steel rod plunge from the ceiling into his eye and who needed firemen in the operating theatre to get it out.

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Features an agricultural lecturer who was poked in the eye by a knife covered in cow dung; a taxi driver left with a broken wrist after slipping on vomit left by a passenger; and a door glazer who shot himself in the finger with a nail gun. Plus, a man saved by surgeons after accidentally hacking his head in half with an angle grinder.

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Features a butcher impaled on a meat hook, a woman who has broken her hip while killing a wasp and a gardener undergoing emergency surgery to salvage fingers lacerated by a lawnmower. Plus, how medics saved a man who was scalped after getting his hair caught in an industrial lathe.

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Features a pig handler landed in casualty after being charged by a sow; a trumpeter who takes off the top of his finger in a bike chain; and a pensioner who is a sight for sore eyes after accidently using Olbas Oil instead of eye drops. Plus, a man whose scalp was shaved off in a car crash and how surgeons saved him by blowing up his head with balloons.

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Featuring a man who accidentally barbecued his own buttocks; a builder impaled through the thigh on a metre-long metal pole; and a footballer wheeled in with his kneecap facing the wrong way. Plus, how surgeons successfully reattached a farmer's severed arm by first stitching it into his crotch, and medical professionals confess the most bizarre and outrageous cases they've ever been confronted with in casualty.

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Featuring a driver run over by the breakdown man sent to repair his car; a schoolgirl injured playing Wii tennis; and a man whose testicles required treatment after being squashed in a motorbike crash. Plus, how surgeons rebuilt a sailor's shattered skull by peeling off his face.

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Featuring a teenager who stepped on a red-hot four-inch nail; a woman injured after punching her partner in her sleep; and a lumberjack who sliced into his own arm with a chainsaw. Plus, how medics saved a woman impaled on razor-sharp railings. And medical professionals confess the most bizarre and outrageous cases they have ever been confronted with in casualty.

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Featuring a rugby player with a finger bent 90 degrees the wrong way; a group of students scorched by an exploding bonfire; a driver who fell flat on her face chasing her runaway car; and a DIY enthusiast who lopped off the top of his thumb with a circular saw. Plus, how skilled surgeons saved the shredded leg of a farmer mown down by a combine harvester.

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Featuring a clubber crushed by a nightclub speaker; a teenager with a bulbous boil caused by a rubbing bra strap; and a schoolgirl with a piece of toy train track trapped on her finger. Plus, how surgeons repaired and rejuvenated a cyclist's face after the skin was ripped off in a freak fall.

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Featuring a schoolboy smacked in the eye by a toilet doorknob, a student with a needle embedded in her leg and a man who accidentally immersed his hand in boiling hot tar. Plus, how a gardener lost a leg in a horror lawnmower accident and surgeons rebuilt his lacerated hand using parts of the severed foot.

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A man's karate chop ends with his thumb bone poking out through the skin; a teenager preparing for a date passes out; and a charity worker ends up with a squashed foot after a colleague drove over it. Plus the extraordinary surgery that saved the life of a boat captain after an anchor catapulted into his face.

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