'Black Jaws!' or 'Finger Lickin' Chicken of the Sea'

'Roots: The White Album' or 'The Blacker the Community the Deeper the Roots!'

'Warriors Come Out' or 'Mean Queens of Halloween'

'How Honeybee Got Her Groove Back' or 'Sexodus' or 'Night of the Living Dickheads'

'Sweet Bill's Badass Singalong Song' or 'Bill Cosby Ain't Himself'

'Mister Rogers' Revenge' or 'Please Don't You Be His Neighbor'

'American Band Standoff' or 'The Godfather of Soooul Train' or 'Get On Your Goodfellas'

'Diff'rent Folks, Same Strokes' or 'The Hunger Pang Games'

'The Wizard of Watts' or 'Oz Ain't Got S&@# On The Wiz'