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Blandings is a British comedy television series adapted by Guy Andrews from the Blandings Castle stories of P.G. Wodehouse. It was first broadcast on BBC One from 13 January 2013, and stars Timothy Spall, Jennifer

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Blandings Season 1 Episode 1 - Pig-hoo-o-o-o-ey
    6.5/10(119 votes)

    #1 - Pig-hoo-o-o-o-ey

    S1:E1

    Clarence has to get his pig eating again or he will lose the Fattest Pig prize to his fiendish rival. Meanwhile, Connie demands he put a stop to his niece Angela's love affair with cowboy Jimmy.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Blandings Season 1 Episode 2 - The Go-getter
    7.4/10(81 votes)

    #2 - The Go-getter

    S1:E2

    Anxious to impress the wealthy Schoonmakers, Connie hires Baxter, a personal secretary, to put a shine on Blandings. But a freshly fertilized rose bed and Freddie's attempts to sell dog food to the guests make the visit anything but sophisticated.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Blandings Season 1 Episode 3 - Company for Gertrude
    7.7/10(65 votes)

    #3 - Company for Gertrude

    S1:E3

    Clarence hopes to avoid dancing with his niece Gertrude by inviting a convenient blockhead to keep her company. Meanwhile, Freddie must keep his new Portuguese wife a secret from Connie.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Blandings Season 1 Episode 4 - The Crime Wave at Blandings
    7.8/10(64 votes)

    #4 - The Crime Wave at Blandings

    S1:E4

    Notoriously uptight Baxter is trying to weasel his way into permanent employment at Blandings, but Clarence has bigger problems. His grandson George is terrorizing the estate with an air rifle, and Freddie is being pursued by East End gangsters.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Blandings Season 1 Episode 5 - Lord Emsworth and the Girlfriend
    7.8/10(59 votes)

    #5 - Lord Emsworth and the Girlfriend

    S1:E5

    With the help of Freddie and some mischievous schoolchildren, Clarence hopes to dodge the double ordeal of having to wear a top hat and make a speech at the Blandings fete.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Blandings Season 1 Episode 6 - Problems with Drink
    8.2/10(59 votes)

    #6 - Problems with Drink

    S1:E6

    Connie insists Clarence spruce himself up for a visit by the sophisticated Lady Daphne and her spoiled brat, Huxley. But when Daphne takes an unusual interest in Clarence (and his prize pig), Connie becomes suspicious.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Blandings Season 2 Episode 2 - Dirty Work at the Crossroads
    8.2/10(47 votes)

    #7 - Dirty Work at the Crossroads

    S2:E2

    Clarence and Connie's even more terrifying sister, Charlotte, is threatening to take up residence at Blandings permanently. Freddie comes to the rescue with an audacious plan to steal the Empress.

    Director:Mandie Fletcher
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Blandings Season 2 Episode 3 - Hallo to All This
    8.2/10(51 votes)

    #8 - Hallo to All This

    S2:E3

    Clarence must prevent his younger brother Galahad publishing his scandalous memoirs and ruining the family name. If he fails, Connie will exile him to hellish London.

    Director:Geoffrey Sax
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Blandings Season 2 Episode 7 - Custody of the Pumpkin
    8.3/10(45 votes)

    #9 - Custody of the Pumpkin

    S2:E7

    Clarence's bid to win the Pumpkin prize is threatened by Connie's ambition to marry Freddie off to Sir Gregory's niece.

    Director:Mandie Fletcher
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Blandings Season 2 Episode 1 - Throwing Eggs
    8.4/10(67 votes)

    #10 - Throwing Eggs

    S2:E1

    The poker-wielding, egg-throwing Duke of Dunstable threatens to have Clarence committed, so Clarence's faithful, port-fueled butler Beach and his feeble-witted son Freddie hatch a plan to rescue him.

    Director:Mandie Fletcher
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Blandings Season 2 Episode 4 - Lord Emsworth Acts for the Best
    8.4/10(44 votes)

    #11 - Lord Emsworth Acts for the Best

    S2:E4

    Clarence has grown an appalling beard, to the dismay of Beach and Connie, but Freddie needs Clarence to convince Hollywood starlet Pauline Petite of his bona-fides.

    Director:Geoffrey Sax
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Blandings Season 2 Episode 6 - Necessary Rhino
    8.5/10(43 votes)

    #12 - Necessary Rhino

    S2:E6

    Hannibal Didcot is bullying Clarence over a fake painting. Connie encourages Hannibal to propose to wealthy American Vanessa Polk, but Galahad and Freddie have other ideas.

    Director:Geoffrey Sax
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Blandings Season 2 Episode 5 - Sticky Wicket at Blanding
    8.6/10(47 votes)

    #13 - Sticky Wicket at Blanding

    S2:E5

    Connie is trying to impress Colonel Fanshawe, in the hope that Clarence might succeed Fanshawe as Lord Lieutenant of Shropshire; but Beach is behaving very oddly indeed..

    Director:Mandie Fletcher
    Writer:Unknown

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Pig-hoo-o-o-o-ey" is the worst rated episode of "Blandings". It scored 6.5/10 based on 119 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 1/13/2013. This episode scored 0.9 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Go-getter".