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The Worst Episodes of Blandings

Every episode of Blandings ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Blandings!

Blandings is a British comedy television series adapted by Guy Andrews from the Blandings Castle stories of P.G. Wodehouse. It was first broadcast on BBC...
Genre:Comedy
Network:BBC One

Worst Episodes Summary

"Pig-hoo-o-o-o-ey" is the worst rated episode of "Blandings". It scored 7/10 based on 105 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 1/13/2013. This episode scored 0.4 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Go-getter".

  • Pig-hoo-o-o-o-ey
    7.0/10105 votes
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    #1 - Pig-hoo-o-o-o-ey

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/13/2013

    Clarence has to get his pig eating again or he will lose the Fattest Pig prize to his fiendish rival. Meanwhile, Connie demands he put a stop to his niece Angela's love affair with cowboy Jimmy.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Go-getter
    7.4/1070 votes
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    #2 - The Go-getter

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/20/2013

    Anxious to impress the wealthy Schoonmakers, Connie hires Baxter, a personal secretary, to put a shine on Blandings. But a freshly fertilized rose bed and Freddie's attempts to sell dog food to the guests make the visit anything but sophisticated.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Company for Gertrude
    7.6/1058 votes
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    #3 - Company for Gertrude

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 1/27/2013

    Clarence hopes to avoid dancing with his niece Gertrude by inviting a convenient blockhead to keep her company. Meanwhile, Freddie must keep his new Portuguese wife a secret from Connie.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Crime Wave at Blandings
    7.8/1055 votes
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    #4 - The Crime Wave at Blandings

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/3/2013

    Notoriously uptight Baxter is trying to weasel his way into permanent employment at Blandings, but Clarence has bigger problems. His grandson George is terrorizing the estate with an air rifle, and Freddie is being pursued by East End gangsters.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Lord Emsworth and the Girlfriend
    7.8/1052 votes
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    #5 - Lord Emsworth and the Girlfriend

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 2/10/2013

    With the help of Freddie and some mischievous schoolchildren, Clarence hopes to dodge the double ordeal of having to wear a top hat and make a speech at the Blandings fete.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Problems with Drink
    8.1/1051 votes
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    #6 - Problems with Drink

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 2/17/2013

    Connie insists Clarence spruce himself up for a visit by the sophisticated Lady Daphne and her spoiled brat, Huxley. But when Daphne takes an unusual interest in Clarence (and his prize pig), Connie becomes suspicious.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Dirty Work at the Crossroads
    8.1/1041 votes
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    #7 - Dirty Work at the Crossroads

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 2/23/2014

    Clarence and Connie's even more terrifying sister, Charlotte, is threatening to take up residence at Blandings permanently. Freddie comes to the rescue with an audacious plan to steal the Empress.

    Director: Mandie Fletcher

    Writer: N/A

  • Hallo to All This
    8.1/1043 votes
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    #8 - Hallo to All This

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 3/2/2014

    Clarence must prevent his younger brother Galahad publishing his scandalous memoirs and ruining the family name. If he fails, Connie will exile him to hellish London.

    Director: Geoffrey Sax

    Writer: N/A

  • Custody of the Pumpkin
    8.2/1041 votes
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    #9 - Custody of the Pumpkin

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 3/30/2014

    Clarence's bid to win the Pumpkin prize is threatened by Connie's ambition to marry Freddie off to Sir Gregory's niece.

    Director: Mandie Fletcher

    Writer: N/A

  • Throwing Eggs
    8.3/1058 votes
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    #10 - Throwing Eggs

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 2/16/2014

    The poker-wielding, egg-throwing Duke of Dunstable threatens to have Clarence committed, so Clarence's faithful, port-fueled butler Beach and his feeble-witted son Freddie hatch a plan to rescue him.

    Director: Mandie Fletcher

    Writer: N/A

  • Lord Emsworth Acts for the Best
    8.3/1038 votes
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    #11 - Lord Emsworth Acts for the Best

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 3/9/2014

    Clarence has grown an appalling beard, to the dismay of Beach and Connie, but Freddie needs Clarence to convince Hollywood starlet Pauline Petite of his bona-fides.

    Director: Geoffrey Sax

    Writer: N/A

  • Necessary Rhino
    8.4/1038 votes
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    #12 - Necessary Rhino

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 3/23/2014

    Hannibal Didcot is bullying Clarence over a fake painting. Connie encourages Hannibal to propose to wealthy American Vanessa Polk, but Galahad and Freddie have other ideas.

    Director: Geoffrey Sax

    Writer: N/A

  • Sticky Wicket at Blanding
    8.5/1043 votes
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    #13 - Sticky Wicket at Blanding

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 3/16/2014

    Connie is trying to impress Colonel Fanshawe, in the hope that Clarence might succeed Fanshawe as Lord Lieutenant of Shropshire; but Beach is behaving very oddly indeed..

    Director: Mandie Fletcher

    Writer: N/A