Blossom develops a crush on her handsome substitute teacher, who turns out to be happily married.

Blossom runs for president of the student council against popular Eddie Warwick.

Fabian, Phyllis Diller and Jimmie Walker become part of Blossom's beach party fantasy as Shy is Otto's hostage on the eve of the Ruler of the Waves surf contest.

The Russos spend a turbulent Christmas: It isn't a wonderful life for Nick as Christmas approaches, since a musicians' strike forces him to take a gig in a mall organ store.

When Nick announces he is bringing his new love interest home for dinner, everyone has bizarre fantasies about her.

Blossom and Six try to get fake IDs to get into a club; Anthony loses his first patient, an old comedian who left him laughing in the ambulance, and wants to have the funeral at the house.

Blossom looks forward to her first prom date, with Joey's friend Bobby, but after Joey warns him about Bobby's reputation as a ladies' man, Nick forbids her to go out with him.

Blossom debates whether or not to let Jimmy get to second base; Anthony prepares for an earthquake.

Joey's cheating lands him in an advanced English class, while an innocent Blossom is labeled a naughty girl when an old friend spreads a vicious rumor.

Blossom forges her detention slip in order to sneak out to a big rock concert; Nick lies about where he's spending the night after he hits it off with a country singer.

Joey uses an escort service in an attempt to ease his overactive hormones; Blossom's new romance threatens her friendship with Six.

Joey delivers a pizza to a woman who propositions him; Blossom suspects Six may be bulimic; sudden passion consumes Anthony and an antagonist.

Joey and Anthony take jobs as air couriers to Paris.

Vinnie shows up in Paris; Anthony and Joey are followed; Nick and Six's mother spend the night together.

Blossom must decide whether or not to stay in Paris with her mother.

A spoof of '60s beach-party movies features the new chick from Santa Monica making waves with the teen queen of Malibu over a surfer god.

Cast members introduce favorite clips.

Nick's control of the Russo household is undermined when he ex-father-in-law visits.

Blossom enjoys unchaperoned bliss on a school band trip, which enables her to play around in a hotel room with Six. Meanwhile, at home, Nick fears Anthony is messing around again.

Blossom falls asleep watching In Bed with Madonnaand dreams she is a famous singer.

Blossom passes her driver's test, but only because she cries; Joey is being sexually harassed by his boss at work.

Against her father's wishes, Blossom plans to drop out of her snooty private school and enroll in public school. Joey schemes to pass a history test.

Anthony warns Joey that his friend might be getting hooked, while Nick plays hooky with Blossom and misses an important telephone call.

Blossom is confident about her PSATs, while Six suffers from exam nerves; and things turn out differently then either expects. Meanwhile, Anthony's IQ is tested by a trip to the racetrack with Buzz.

After his breakup with Rhonda, Anthony accompanies Joey to a function at the Playboy Mansion, while Blossom attempts to write a romance novel to fund her college education.