Blue Collar look at the good old-fashioned American vacation with tips on how to quiet a noisy kid at a pool, how to arrange a weekend in jail when your cable goes out and what to do when your father marries a younger woman on spring break.

Blue Collar take a light-hearted look a marriage. The show starts off with a lingerie fashion show for married women. Jeff plays a very strange action hero, and Larry reads a special version of "Little Red Riding Hood." The Redneck Word of the Day is "hammer."

A New Orleans palm reader predicts the future for Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy. Cousin Timmy shows off his secret stash of candy to "Big Kids," Ronnie, Blake and Dooley. Gary Anthony Williams joins Jeff and Bill for a second discussion of who has the biggest deck and Hank Williams, Jr. joins the cast for dinner.

Big Kids' Ronnie, Blake and Dooley get spooked while trick-or-treating. The Tackett Family tries to throw a Halloween party but it turns out that Terry and Lloyd forgot to send the invitations. Larry the Cable Guy plays the Phantom of the Grand Ole Opry and The Redneck Words of the Day are "Disdain" and "Mask."

Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy relax at Dan Grogan's Gravy Spa, Larry learns synchronized swimming, 400 lb. parents Hank and Debbie are upset when their daughter Cleo wants to date a "skinny person", and Larry and Brooke find a simpler way to eat with "Pre-Chewed Food." The Redneck Word of the Day is "Artichoke."

Jack Bauer is back in the new drama "24 Seconds" for people with short attention spans. Heath Hyche, Ashley Drane, Gary Anthony Williams and Peter Oldring try to spell "engine" in a Redneck Spelling Bee and The Martin Brothers, Casey, Jack and Dale stage their own Funniest Home Video. The Redneck Word of the Day is "Judo."

Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy take a lesson in Japanese cooking, Larry plays an overly friendly family dog named Rusty and Jeff plays an overweight detective named Heavy Heat. Bill Engvall insists that men should always pack the car, but his perfect system leaves no room for his family. Brooke Dillman, Ashley Drane, Ayda Field, Gary Anthony Williams and Peter Oldring also star. The Redneck Word of the Day is "Masterpiece."

Bill Engvall plays Jeff Foxworthy in the story of Jeff's catch phrase "You Might Be A Redneck", - Larry the Cable Guy goes back in time to discover the origin of Bill Engvall's "Here's Your Sign," and Jeff Foxworthy plays a frustrated Larry the Cable Guy in the adaptation of "Git-R-Done." Jeff Foxworthy plays a NASCAR driver who takes his daughter to work, and Brooke Dillman mud wrestles with Bill Engvall. Ayda Field, Gary Anthony Williams and Peter Oldring also star. The Redneck Words of the Day are Junior and Senior.

Diana DeGarmo joins "Whoopi Goldberg" in a telethon for the victims of people with "Faces That Stayed That Way Disease," Larry the Cable Guy introduces his new scent, "Larry Cologne," and Martha Stewart shares her tips from jail, including candle-making and tricks for improving the taste of prison meals. Bill Engvall opens Major Walnuts, the male version of "Hooters" and the ladies of "Blue Collar TV" star as Kitty, Alexis and Boosha in "Really, Really, Really Desperate Housewives." The Redneck Word of the Day is Austere.

A family dinner turns into a wrestling match when pro-wrestler Jeff Jarrett drops in. Jarrett also laments the bizarre requests from his fans in "Things That Burn Me." Jeff Foxworthy brings the excitement of a riding lawnmower into the house with the turbo, diesel-powered Dirt Demon vacuum. Major John Bell gives his female soldiers a lesson in sexual harassment and Larry the Cable Guy stops by to read another politically correct Fairy Tale. The Redneck Word of the Day is Feature.

It's a very "Brady" flashback when Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy welcome guest star Christopher Knight in a skit called "Brady Trash." The fat family flashes back to the 80s. The Redneck Word of the Day is Demeanor.

American Idol's stars' Ruben Studdard and "Clay Aiken" sing for Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy. "Martha Stewart" shares tips from prison and NASCAR driver, Mike Waltrip confesses to what "burns" him. The Redneck Word of the Day is Raconteur.

Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy go to school to become pro-wrestlers for a day, the Martin Brothers meet their match in a ventriloquist's dummy and Jeff gets help for his barbeque addiction. Jeff, Bill and Larry close the show with personal stupid stories. The Redneck Word of the Day is Judo.

Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy star in comedy sketches including "Beer Goggles" and "Gymnastics." The Martin Brothers enjoy a family reunion, and The Redneck Word of the Day is Falafel.

eff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy star in comedy sketches including "Take Your Daughter to Work Day," "Steroid Kid" and "Indoor Camouflage." The Martin Brothers experience the wonders of car sickness, and the Redneck Word of the Day is Rectum. The episode concludes with an audience Q&A session.

Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy star in comedy sketches including "Rescue 911" and "Wrestling School, Part I," in which they portray wrestlers-in-training. Bill stars in "Sergeant Clean's Spot Gun" and the Redneck Word of the Day is Demeanor. The Redneck Yard of the Week Award goes to a proud citizen of Metairie, Louisiana.

Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy star in comedy sketches including "Toilet In Your Pants" "Wrestling School, Part II," featuring guest star Pro Wrestler Jeff Jarrett and "Dirt Demon." Bill stars in "Bad Story Teller" and the Redneck Word of the Day is Composure.

Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy star in comedy sketches including "Small Town News" and "Used Emporium," where everything from used tooth brushes to diapers can be purchased. Bill stars in "Bad Story Teller" and the Redneck Word of the Day is Satiate.

Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy star in comedy sketches including "Puppet School," where they teach kids puppetry, culminating in a school puppet show and The Martin Brothers teach us how to turn bad parties into a good time. Bill stars in "Bad Story Teller" and the Redneck Word of the Day is Marionette.

Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy and Bill Engvall receive an etiquette makeover, in addition to showcasing their blue collar comedy in skits ranging from "White Trash Days of our Lives," "The Martin Brothers" and "I Predict." The Red Neck Word of the Day is lava and the Red Neck Yard of the Week comes from San Diego, California.

Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy and Bill Engvall showcase their blue collar comedy in skits ranging from NASCAR baby delivery with driver Sterling Marlin to the conclusion of their trip to Etiquette School, along with a musical performance from Deana Carter. The Red Neck Word of the Day is "Safari" and the Red Neck Yard of the Week comes from Roanoke, Virginia.

Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy and Bill Engvall showcase their blue collar comedy in skits ranging from "White Trash Days of our Lives," "Bill Engvall's Country Sausage" and the debut of the "Larrybot 7000." The Red Neck Word of the Day is "Fixture" and the Red Neck Yard of the Week comes from Spring City, Tennessee.

Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy and Bill Engvall showcase their blue collar comedy in skits ranging from a wedding monologue, spoofs of "The Ring" and "Dukes of Hazzard," and a look at the "Redneck Yard of the Week."

Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy and Bill Engvall showcase their blue collar comedy in skits ranging from "White Trash Days of our Lives," "Larry's Rant" and guest star Travis Tritt performs. The Red Neck Word of the Day is "Mantle" and the Red Neck Yard of the Week comes from Riverside, California.

Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy and Bill Engvall showcase their blue collar comedy in a bowling alley challenge, "Larry's Rant" and the guys take questions from the audience. The Red Neck Word of the Day is "Indonesia" and the Red Neck Yard of the Week comes from Cana, Virginia.