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The Worst Episodes of Bones

Dr. Temperance Brennan and her colleagues at the Jeffersonian's Medico-Legal Lab assist Special Agent Seeley Booth with murder investigations when the remains are so badly decomposed, burned...
  1. Background image for The Ghost in the Machine
    6.7/10(1.6k votes)

    #1 - The Ghost in the Machine

    S8:E9

    A psychic joins the investigation of a death of a little boy whose soul is believed to be still alive, prompting the team members to reflect on their beliefs of life after death.

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    Director:Milan Cheylov
  2. Background image for The Hot Dog in the Competition
    6.9/10(12 votes)

    #2 - The Hot Dog in the Competition

    S7:E2

    A competitive eating champion's body is found shortly before the next major competition. Following a disagreement over the baby, Booth and Brennan attempt a little role-playing. Back at the lab, Brennan's new assistant seems a mismatch, despite his genius.

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  3. Background image for The Bump in the Road
    6.9/10(12 votes)

    #3 - The Bump in the Road

    S7:E8

    With the help of Special Agent Genny Shaw, the Jeffersonian team identifies the remains of a discount shopper and “extreme couponer” who was dragged along the road by an 18-wheeler. Meanwhile, Brennan is adjusting to her first day back at work after giving birth, and Cam disapproves of her daughter’s romance with intern Finn Abernathy.

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  4. Background image for The Carrot in the Kudzu
    6.9/10(763 votes)

    #4 - The Carrot in the Kudzu

    S9:E18

    When an actor known for playing a popular character on a kids' TV show is murdered, unexpected suspects are discovered; Brennan and Booth plan a party for Christine's birthday; Clark asks for opinions on his novel.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  5. Background image for The Twist in the Twister
    7.0/10(11 votes)

    #5 - The Twist in the Twister

    S7:E5

    The team discovers the remains of a so-called "storm chaser" who seems to have died while following a tornado. But footage recorded during the storm ultimately leads them to believe he was murdered. Meanwhile, Booth becomes increasingly overprotective of Brennan both at home and in the field, and sleep-deprived Angela and Hodgins come to terms with having Angela's father and rock musician babysit their infant son.

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  6. Background image for The Don't in the Do
    7.0/10(12 votes)

    #6 - The Don't in the Do

    S7:E9

    When a corpse is found at a landfill, dyed in a blue substance, intern Arastoo Vaziri discovers a method that helps eliminate postmortem damages to the corpse, which leads the team back to a hair salon where the victim worked. Meanwhile Bones is feeling uncomfortable in her post-baby body, so Booth decides to do something special to boost her self-confidence.

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    Writer:Janet Lin
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  8. Background image for The Diamond in the Rough
    7.0/10(1.0k votes)

    #7 - The Diamond in the Rough

    S8:E10

    The Jeffersonian team investigates the death of a professional ballroom dancer who was murdered three days before her audition on a popular dancing competition show. In order to solve the case, Brennan and Booth go undercover as dance competitors to see if they can find potential suspects.

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  9. Background image for The Purging of the Pundit
    7.1/10(839 votes)

    #8 - The Purging of the Pundit

    S10:E3

    The remains of a right-wing radio host are found in a storm drain, and the investigation reveals some surprising extracurricular activities that narrows the search for suspects. Meanwhile, Agent Aubrey tries to get Booth to trust him, and Brennan worries about her husband's state of mind.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  10. Background image for The Baker in the Bits
    7.1/10(709 votes)

    #9 - The Baker in the Bits

    S10:E13

    When the body of an ex-con is found in pieces, the Jeffersonian team investigates a local bakery known for employing former felons.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  11. Background image for High Treason in the Holiday Season
    7.1/10(10 votes)

    #10 - High Treason in the Holiday Season

    S11:E8

    The team investigates the high-stakes murder of a political journalist who was found dead after recently publishing an article exposing corruption in the NSA. Due to the nature of the investigation, Hodgins’ paranoia takes over as the team realizes their every move is being watched. Meanwhile, Brennan secretly tries to plan a surprise for Booth and the whole team celebrates Thanksgiving together.

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    Director:Anne Renton
    Writer:Jon Cowan
  12. Background image for The Radioactive Panthers in the Party
    7.1/10(611 votes)

    #11 - The Radioactive Panthers in the Party

    S12:E10

    When the burning, bruised body of an aspiring writer/director crash-lands onto a passing car, the team investigates a series of odd locations and characters that are connected to his film. Meanwhile, Bones seeks guidance from Dr. Mayer on the meaning of passion in the work place and Booth allows Aubrey to take the reins on their current case.

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  13. Background image for Death in the Saddle
    7.2/10(1.2k votes)

    #12 - Death in the Saddle

    S3:E3

    Things get kinky when Booth and Brennan follow murder clues that lead to a lodge used as an S&M retreat for "jockeys" and their "horses." Meanwhile, Angela tries hypnosis in an effort to figure out her elusive husband's name so she can finally divorce him.

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  14. Background image for The Warrior in the Wuss
    7.2/10(12 votes)

    #13 - The Warrior in the Wuss

    S7:E10

    The corpse of a truck company employee is found in the middle of the woods. After the victim’s son is questioned, Booth and Brennan visit his karate class in search of a motive. Back at the lab, Hodgins is going overboard purchasing lab equipment. Then, Booth’s son Parker returns from England and Brennan is apprehensive about how he’ll react to his new baby sister.

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  15. Background image for The Maiden in the Mushrooms
    7.2/10(862 votes)

    #14 - The Maiden in the Mushrooms

    S8:E21

    The Jeffersonian team investigates the murder of a TV producer. Meanwhile, Brennan has trouble accepting the fact that Christine might be an "average" child, when her daughter gets accused of biting another classmate. Then, Hodgins uses all of his tools at the Jeffersonian to chemically recreate Finn's special hot sauce.

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  16. Background image for The Money Maker on the Merry-Go-Round
    7.2/10(756 votes)

    #15 - The Money Maker on the Merry-Go-Round

    S10:E7

    The team investigate a billion dollar hedge fund company when severely damaged remains from human's are found under a merry go round.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  17. Background image for The Psychic in the Soup
    7.2/10(781 votes)

    #16 - The Psychic in the Soup

    S10:E11

    Angela’s psychic friend is enlisted when the body of a local psychic is found.

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    Director:Unknown
  18. Background image for The Putter in the Rough
    7.2/10(704 votes)

    #17 - The Putter in the Rough

    S10:E14

    The team take a look into the death of a mini-golf superstar. Brennan is concerned about her dad.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  19. Background image for The Big Beef at the Royal Diner
    7.2/10(692 votes)

    #18 - The Big Beef at the Royal Diner

    S10:E16

    The team are called in after the remains of a celebrity chef are found in a local park.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  20. Background image for The Senator in the Street Sweeper
    7.2/10(9 votes)

    #19 - The Senator in the Street Sweeper

    S11:E6

    A pair of funny sanitation workers discover the shredded body of a U.S. Senator in a street sweeper, which leads Brennan, Booth and the team to Capitol Hill, where they meet with U.S. Senator and majority whip Hayley Winters and the victim's chief of staff Eric Morales to get to the bottom of this political murder. Meanwhile, as Aubrey starts to develop a relationship with squintern Jessica, he looks into her past to make sure nothing will harm his dream of a future in politics

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    Director:Steve Robin
  21. Background image for The Fight in the Fixer
    7.2/10(13 votes)

    #20 - The Fight in the Fixer

    S11:E15

    The team investigates the body of a private investigator who was found frozen in ice, after being dumped in the Potomac. The victim, a man with many enemies, was a "fixer" who made sure his clients' problems got "resolved." Meanwhile, Aubrey is shocked to find information tied to his father's whereabouts, Angela and Hodgins continue to work on their rocky relationship, Brennan and Booth get Christine's first report card and criminal behaviorist Karen Delfs asks Aubrey out on a date.

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    Director:Silver Tree
    Writer:Joe Hortua
  22. Background image for The Man in the S.U.V.
    7.3/10(1.7k votes)

    #21 - The Man in the S.U.V.

    S1:E2

    When a man is killed driving an SUV registered to a Middle Eastern man, Dr. Brennan and her team find themselves tracking a terrorist.

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  23. Background image for The Boneless Bride in the River
    7.3/10(1.2k votes)

    #22 - The Boneless Bride in the River

    S2:E16

    The team investigate the death of an Asian woman found without any bones left in her body.

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  24. Background image for The Science in the Physicist
    7.3/10(15 votes)

    #23 - The Science in the Physicist

    S4:E19

    Booth and Brennan are sent to investigate when human remains are found during a photo shoot. When the team uncovers a meteorite in the victim's ear, they are led to the Collar Institute of Science in D.C.

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    Director:Brad Turner
  25. Background image for The Tough Man in the Tender Chicken
    7.3/10(1.0k votes)

    #24 - The Tough Man in the Tender Chicken

    S5:E6

    Remains of a chicken farmer are found on the bank of a nearby river, and Booth and Brennan are called in to investigate. The farmer, who was an animal rights activist, was about to inherit a chicken factory and had many enemies with motive to kill him – leaving the team with a lot of murder suspects to sort through.

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  26. Background image for The Rocker in the Rinse Cycle
    7.3/10(1.1k votes)

    #25 - The Rocker in the Rinse Cycle

    S5:E19

    Booth and Brennan investigate a death at a rock-n-roll fantasy camp where the murder weapon is a Gibson ‘57 Les Paul “Black Beauty.”

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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Ghost in the Machine" is the worst rated episode of "Bones". It scored 6.7/10 based on 1588 votes. Directed by Milan Cheylov and written by Hart Hanson, it aired on 12/3/2012. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Hot Dog in the Competition".