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The Worst Episodes of Bones

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The Worst Episodes of Bones

Dr. Temperance Brennan and her colleagues at the Jeffersonian's Medico-Legal Lab assist Special Agent Seeley Booth with murder investigations when the remains are so badly decomposed, burned...
  1. Background image for The Ghost in the Machine
    6.8/10(1.6k votes)

    #1 - The Ghost in the Machine

    S8:E9

    A psychic joins the investigation of a death of a little boy whose soul is believed to be still alive, prompting the team members to reflect on their beliefs of life after death.

    Director:Milan Cheylov
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  2. Background image for The Murder of the Meninist
    6.8/10(760 votes)

    #2 - The Murder of the Meninist

    S11:E12

    The team investigates a body found in a car crash, the remains of which belong to a founder of a men's rights organization who may have been the victim of domestic abuse. As Brennan learns more about the tenets of the victim's organization, which claims middle-aged white men are oppressed and feminists are man-haters, Brennan uncharacteristically loses her cool during an interrogation and assaults the organization's co-founder. Meanwhile, Angela and the team struggle to deal with Hodgins post-wheelchair bitterness and Booth is convinced Brennan is a jinx for the Philadelphia Flyers.

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  3. Background image for The Hot Dog in the Competition
    6.9/10(12 votes)

    #3 - The Hot Dog in the Competition

    S7:E2

    A competitive eating champion's body is found shortly before the next major competition. Following a disagreement over the baby, Booth and Brennan attempt a little role-playing. Back at the lab, Brennan's new assistant seems a mismatch, despite his genius.

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  4. Background image for The Carrot in the Kudzu
    6.9/10(9 votes)

    #4 - The Carrot in the Kudzu

    S9:E18

    When an actor known for playing a popular character on a kids' TV show is murdered, unexpected suspects are discovered; Brennan and Booth plan a party for Christine's birthday; Clark asks for opinions on his novel.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  5. Background image for The Bump in the Road
    7.0/10(14 votes)

    #5 - The Bump in the Road

    S7:E8

    With the help of Special Agent Genny Shaw, the Jeffersonian team identifies the remains of a discount shopper and “extreme couponer” who was dragged along the road by an 18-wheeler. Meanwhile, Brennan is adjusting to her first day back at work after giving birth, and Cam disapproves of her daughter’s romance with intern Finn Abernathy.

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  6. Background image for The Diamond in the Rough
    7.0/10(1.1k votes)

    #6 - The Diamond in the Rough

    S8:E10

    The Jeffersonian team investigates the death of a professional ballroom dancer who was murdered three days before her audition on a popular dancing competition show. In order to solve the case, Brennan and Booth go undercover as dance competitors to see if they can find potential suspects.

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  8. Background image for The Secrets in the Proposal
    7.0/10(12 votes)

    #7 - The Secrets in the Proposal

    S9:E1

    The Jeffersonian team investigates the murder of Jason Siedel, an accountant for the state department, whose remains were found in a hotel air conditioning unit. When Booth finds his old army buddy and CIA agent, Danny Beck, clearing away evidence at the victim's condo, he begins to realize that Siedel's murder could yield more suspects than the team had anticipated. Booth also seeks out Aldo Clemens, his friend and an ex-priest from their military days together, to get advice on his relationship with Brennan, now that Pelant has put a wedge between them. Meanwhile, Brennan must decide whether to have faith in Booth or to end her relationship with him.

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  9. Background image for The Cold in the Case
    7.0/10(11 votes)

    #8 - The Cold in the Case

    S9:E21

    The team investigates the death of a woman whose body was cryogenically frozen before being dumped in a swamp; Cam is nervous to meet Arastoo's parents; Booth is up for a promotion.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  10. Background image for The Twist in the Twister
    7.1/10(12 votes)

    #9 - The Twist in the Twister

    S7:E5

    The team discovers the remains of a so-called "storm chaser" who seems to have died while following a tornado. But footage recorded during the storm ultimately leads them to believe he was murdered. Meanwhile, Booth becomes increasingly overprotective of Brennan both at home and in the field, and sleep-deprived Angela and Hodgins come to terms with having Angela's father and rock musician babysit their infant son.

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  11. Background image for The Dude in the Dam
    7.1/10(14 votes)

    #10 - The Dude in the Dam

    S9:E8

    The team suspects that a man who made his money donating sperm was killed by a recipient who learned his records were inaccurate; Brennan enters a feud with a fellow author (Nora Dunn).

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  12. Background image for The Purging of the Pundit
    7.1/10(868 votes)

    #11 - The Purging of the Pundit

    S10:E3

    The remains of a right-wing radio host are found in a storm drain, and the investigation reveals some surprising extracurricular activities that narrows the search for suspects. Meanwhile, Agent Aubrey tries to get Booth to trust him, and Brennan worries about her husband's state of mind.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  13. Background image for The Baker in the Bits
    7.1/10(734 votes)

    #12 - The Baker in the Bits

    S10:E13

    When the body of an ex-con is found in pieces, the Jeffersonian team investigates a local bakery known for employing former felons.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  14. Background image for The Strike in the Chord
    7.1/10(767 votes)

    #13 - The Strike in the Chord

    S11:E16

    The team investigates the death of the leader of the Lynwood University male acapella singing group, "The Whippersnaps," whose body was found in the school rat lab. The victim recently kicked out Ian Jansen, one of the group's best singers, sending Booth and Aubrey to question Ian and other current members of the male group and some stars of the competing female acapella group to get a handle on the group dynamics and what could have led to the murder of one of their own. Meanwhile, surprising information about Aubrey's own college experience is brought to light, Hodgins applies for an experimental nerve regeneration study, Booth tries to plan a summer trip with Parker and a new intern joins the Jeffersonian lab.

    Director:Michael Lange
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  15. Background image for The Radioactive Panthers in the Party
    7.1/10(635 votes)

    #14 - The Radioactive Panthers in the Party

    S12:E10

    When the burning, bruised body of an aspiring writer/director crash-lands onto a passing car, the team investigates a series of odd locations and characters that are connected to his film. Meanwhile, Bones seeks guidance from Dr. Mayer on the meaning of passion in the work place and Booth allows Aubrey to take the reins on their current case.

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  16. Background image for The Maiden in the Mushrooms
    7.2/10(892 votes)

    #15 - The Maiden in the Mushrooms

    S8:E21

    The Jeffersonian team investigates the murder of a TV producer. Meanwhile, Brennan has trouble accepting the fact that Christine might be an "average" child, when her daughter gets accused of biting another classmate. Then, Hodgins uses all of his tools at the Jeffersonian to chemically recreate Finn's special hot sauce.

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  17. Background image for The Repo Man in the Septic Tank
    7.2/10(10 votes)

    #16 - The Repo Man in the Septic Tank

    S9:E17

    When the remains of a repo man are found in a septic tank, the team learns he had a troubled past; a forensic anthropologist (Ignacio Serricchio) who has defected from Cuba needs an internship.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  18. Background image for The Turn in the Urn
    7.2/10(10 votes)

    #17 - The Turn in the Urn

    S9:E19

    When a wealthy artifact collector walks into his own funeral, the team must determine the real identity of the deceased; Finn's new hot sauce venture is making big money.

    Director:Tim Southam
    Writer:Unknown
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  19. Background image for The Money Maker on the Merry-Go-Round
    7.2/10(779 votes)

    #18 - The Money Maker on the Merry-Go-Round

    S10:E7

    The team investigate a billion dollar hedge fund company when severely damaged remains from human's are found under a merry go round.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  20. Background image for The Psychic in the Soup
    7.2/10(811 votes)

    #19 - The Psychic in the Soup

    S10:E11

    Angela’s psychic friend is enlisted when the body of a local psychic is found.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. Background image for The Putter in the Rough
    7.2/10(724 votes)

    #20 - The Putter in the Rough

    S10:E14

    The team take a look into the death of a mini-golf superstar. Brennan is concerned about her dad.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  22. Background image for The Big Beef at the Royal Diner
    7.2/10(711 votes)

    #21 - The Big Beef at the Royal Diner

    S10:E16

    The team are called in after the remains of a celebrity chef are found in a local park.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  23. Background image for The Promise in the Palace
    7.2/10(667 votes)

    #22 - The Promise in the Palace

    S11:E7

    The team investigates the murder of an escape artist whose body is found in the woods. They discover that the victim worked at the Magic Palace, and had some secret activities in the works that might have made him enemies in the magic community. Meanwhile, Brennan and Booth poll their friends as to whether or not the tooth fairy should visit Christine, and Angela continues to work with Sebastian Kohl on her photography.

    Writer:Joe Hortua
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  24. Background image for The Man in the Wall
    7.3/10(19 votes)

    #23 - The Man in the Wall

    S1:E6

    When Brennan and Angela get caught in a fight in a dance club, Brennan kicks someone into a wall, which causes the wall to break open and reveal a mummified corpse and a meth stash.

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  25. Background image for The Man in the Mud
    7.3/10(13 votes)

    #24 - The Man in the Mud

    S3:E10

    A body discovered in a hot spring turns out to be that of Tripp Goddard, a sexy motorcycle racer who had disappeared two weeks earlier. Sweets talks Booth and Bones into going out with him and his girlfriend.

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  26. Background image for The Tough Man in the Tender Chicken
    7.3/10(1.1k votes)

    #25 - The Tough Man in the Tender Chicken

    S5:E6

    Remains of a chicken farmer are found on the bank of a nearby river, and Booth and Brennan are called in to investigate. The farmer, who was an animal rights activist, was about to inherit a chicken factory and had many enemies with motive to kill him – leaving the team with a lot of murder suspects to sort through.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Ghost in the Machine" is the worst rated episode of "Bones". It scored 6.8/10 based on 1633 votes. Directed by Milan Cheylov and written by Hart Hanson, it aired on 12/3/2012. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Murder of the Meninist".