Season 1
N/A/100 votesBollocks
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 11/2/1982
Although he has nothing to go on, Paul Collins accuses one of his new neighbours of stealing his toilet. But Barry believes that Damon's poor spelling clears him of responsibilty for the graffiti found in Gordon's bedroom.
Director: Chris Clough
Writer: Phil Redmond
N/A/100 votesMass
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 11/3/1982
The Grants are taken to church by the Collins when there car breaks down and Heather wants Roger to come back to bed instead of watching what is going on in the Close.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Phil Redmond
- N/A/100 votes
Shortage
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 11/9/1982
Paul registers for benefit, Lucy struggles at the local comprehensive.school, realising that her posh voice and background will be a disadvantage. Barry has a dodgy suggestion for Annabelle.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Phil Redmond
- N/A/100 votes
Productivity
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 11/10/1982
Roger tries to assemble a shelving unit, despite having not enough screws and no instructions. Bobby plans a strike at work, and there are cookers on the move on the Close.......
Director: Unknown
Writer: Phil Redmond
- N/A/100 votes
Cost
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 11/16/1982
Paul's digging amuses Damon and his friends. Barry tells a horrific tale of an accident on the building site. Karen brings home her new boyfriend, Demon Duane.......
Director: Unknown
Writer: Phil Redmond
- N/A/100 votes
Diminishing Returns
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 11/17/1982
Heather wonders why Paul is always at home, Roger is becoming agitated about the cookers in the next garden, Karen's period starts, and a strike looks imminent.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Phil Redmond
- N/A/100 votes
Gav and Pet
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 11/23/1982
New neighbours arrive.......in a large frozen meat truck. Karen wants to persuade Bobby and Sheila to allow her to go on holiday, and Heather gets her revenge on Roger.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Phil Redmond
- N/A/100 votes
Humping
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/24/1982
Barry makes Duane understand that boasting about his "conquest" of Karen was really not a very good idea. Meanwhile, Lucy is being physically intimidated at school.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Phil Redmond
- N/A/100 votes
Burgled
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 11/30/1982
The whole close is burgled, but Petra has more reasons to be upset than most. Not only are her house contents not insured even though she works for an insurance company, but she is still not pregnant.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Phil Redmond
- N/A/100 votes
Property Values
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 12/1/1982
A buyer for Gavin's cookers turns up at the Huntingtons'. Barry tries to persuade Sheila to bump up their insurance claim.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Phil Redmond
- N/A/100 votes
Insecurities
Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 12/15/1982
Roger does his Christmas shopping, all of which is then stolen. Bobby is under increased pressure to end the strike as Christmas approaches.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Jimmy McGovern
- N/A/100 votes
Open House
Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 12/29/1982
The Grants invite all their neighbours to their New Year's Eve party. Roger and Heather return home, and discover that their alarm has been tampered with, and Gavin has erected a multicoloured shed to house his cookers.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Jimmy McGovern