The chauvinistic chief must adjust to the fact that his new commanding officer is a Wave.

Sharkey tries to help a recruit write a break up letter but is called away before finishing the task. Robinson sees the unfinished note and assumes that his buddy Sharkey is suffering heartbreak.

It's Sharkey's birthday and is disappointed that he only gets gag gifts. Sharkey is persuaded to head to the local disco to cheer up and finds himself popular on the dance floor.

Sharkey butts heads with a commander of a group of Waves that move into the barracks, and conspires to bring her down.

Sharkey and the men try to scrounge up a woman to represent their barracks in the Navy's Miss Topside beauty contest.

Kowalski's sleepwalking leaves his facing a discharge, but Sharkey may be the one to blame.

The sudden appearance of a heavily-pregnant woman sends the men in panic, as a congresswoman targeting the base to shutdown is set to arrive for an important inspection.

When the Russian flu sweeps through the barracks, Sharkey is desperate to be free of being stranded with Pruitt.

Sharkey seems to relish denying the men a celebration after the completion of boot camp. But when the food and other party favors arrive Sharkey is forced to reluctantly reconsider.

An enlisted man thinks Sharkey is discriminating against him because he's Japenese.

The new captain proposes to shape up ""the chief with the biggest beer belly,"" a pretty fair description of the outraged Sharkey.

The men try to hide an inflatable female doll in the barracks without Sharkey's knowledge.

When Sharkey goes to con men to get Kolwoski's money back, he is tricked into high-stakes gambling.

When it's found that Pruitt is in a love triangle he confides to Sharkey that he doesn't know which girl to choose.

When Sharkey is given an assignment that involves flying, Robinson tries to cure him of his fear of flying.

The shy Skolnick begins a whirlwind romance with a cocktail waitress, raising questions from those around him.

When Sharkey learns one of his recruits is using a hair dryer he confiscates it. But he learns that the men are upset and want the hair dryer returned.

The recruits try to hide Rodriguez's girlfriend after she unexpectedly shows up amid a crackdown on hookers sneaking onto the base.

A checkup at the hospital leads to misunderstandings the leave Sharkey viewed as a severe mental patient.

Sharkey wrestles with proposing to Natalie or risking losing her after she gives an ultimatum.

Sharkey sets out to find a way to be nice and learn how to say "I love you" to Natalie.

Sharkey goes up against a shady used car salesman to get the recruits' money back after being sold a clunker.

A trip to the Tijuana bullfights sees the recruits being thrown in jail, as well as the officers coming to retrieve them.

When a homeless drunk enters the barracks and makes himself at home, Sharkey is livid. And nothing that the men do dislodges the man from his comfy quarters.

Sharkey's plans with Natalie are complicated by tests aboard a submarine.