In an attempt to get Jane Doe's attention, Scoutmaster Lumpus allows Camp Kidney hosts a dance, a Shindig Tootananny Hullabaloo, to which the Squirrel Scouts are invited.

Lazlo wins an award, but the other Bean scouts grow jealous. Things go out of hand when Lazlo makes them awards out of toilet paper.

Samson uses a frozen caveman to talk to, but the Jellies find his icy buddy and try to thaw him out, much to Samson's dismay.

After an accident occurs to Slinkman due to the Dung Beetles' stupidity, Slinkman makes a rule in which made Edward take care of the Dung Beetles. Trying to get rid of them after a number of accidents trying to protect them, Edward makes hang in a tree, in which it resulted making the beetles become smart.

Again, Edward gets in trouble for his anger, but finds that there is someone worse than him, which is Gretchen.

Aliens abduct Samson and want cheese. Finding Samson of no use to them, the aliens release him. Upon his return, he finds three new campers arrive from Canada, and Samson is certain that they are the aliens in disguise, so he sets out to prove it.

Patsy tries to sit with Lazlo on the bus, but ends up causing problems with the other Bean Scouts.

Lazlo is determined to prepare for the Prickly Pines Parade, but have a rough competition with the Squirrel Scouts.

Samson becomes a teen idol to the Squirrel Scouts. He then tries to hide from the girls and chase him around.

Lumpus tricks Lazlo and the Bean Scouts into digging an area to find dinosaur bones to make a bowling alley for himself.

When Slinkman goes on a candy confiscation rampage, Samson uses his chemistry set to make candy, with disastrous results.

After winning a lemonade drinking competition with Edward, Lazlo realizes that he has to go to the bathroom, but he can't find a place to go.

Due to a mailing error, Slinkman receives the "Squirrel Scout Handbook." The camp turns upside down with all the new rules.

Nurse Leslie feels he is not respected in camp; therefore applying for a job at Acorn Flats.

With their search failed at Camp Kidney, the aliens hope to get luckier in their search for cheese in Acorn Flats, where the Squirrel Scouts are preparing the annual Cheese-festival.

Edward puts on the calendar "Edward Day" for the next day (so everyone will worship him), only to find that everyone is acting like Edward, particularly Clam.

The Jellies realize that Camp Kidney is not on a place mat map at Beef Lumberjacks, thus leading them to do whatever it takes to get them on it.

Raj becomes friends with an strangely shaped insect.

Harold (The walrus scout) decides that he wants to be with the "cool scouts" (mostly with Raj).

When Clam makes a toy airplane, Edward played around with it but it then landed on Ms. Mucus' trailer. As the Jelly Trio to decide to go take it, many feared going, since Ms. Mucus confiscates all the toys! As Clam tries to get his toy back, Lazlo and Raj go and save him. Clam then finds many toys inside of Ms. Mucus' trailer. They get however caught. How would they escape?

Clam is lost in the forest, so Raj tells a story about Clam being invisible.

Clam accidentally sends Jelly Cabin to outer space and is in Lumpus' home against his will, and was awoke all night except for 17 seconds, and must be speaker for the Legume council or will be embarrassed, but thanks to Lazlo's puppet plan, they succeeded.

In order to impress Jane Doe, Scoutmaster Lumpus tries to get a main role in a play, directed by Lazlo, which is already in production. The play is about a villager looking for something to eat and leads to the finding of 7 deadly sandwiches.

Because of Samson's new vacuum, he endangers Chip and Skip's dirty streak and with the other Bean scouts, desperately try to get some mud from the Squirrel Scouts who refused to.

Chip and Skip are Nina's soul mates and she is repulsed, until they build a spaceship.