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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 3 Episode 1 - Episode 1
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    #1 - Episode 1

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    Brian and Kevin attempt to regain more than £16,000 owed by a travel company. However, one of their employees proves to be less than helpful. Later, they travel to Middlesex looking for £4,500 owed by a computer repair shop, but the manager claims the company have ceased trading. Meanwhile, Stuart and Elmor head to Merseyside to attend the eviction of a tenant with a brain tumour who has been unable to pay the rent on his house, and later attend an eviction with a twist – the tenant is in fact the letting agent and has been living in the house under a false name.

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  2. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 3 Episode 2 - Episode 2
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    #2 - Episode 2

    S3:E2

    Brian and Kevin head to Surrey to obtain £6,000 owed by former business owners, but during the initial confrontation, Brian is assaulted. Later, Dael joins Brian to chase a debt owed to a vet by the owner of an ill pet, but they discover she does not have any goods worth enough to cover the debt. Meanwhile, Paul and Steve attend a multi-eviction on a council estate in Barnet, where the tenants are unaware of why they are being made homeless.

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  3. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 3 Episode 4 - Episode 4
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    #3 - Episode 4

    S3:E4

    Paul and Phil head to Kent for an eviction, but when they finally take possession of the house, they discover a full-scale cannabis factory upstairs. Paul later finds himself accused of racism when he and Phil attempt to evict a Kosovan family living in emergency accommodation in North London. Elsewhere, Brian and Dael chase a debt of nearly £3,000 in Hampshire and later attempt to collect almost £5,000 owed by a farmer in Sussex.

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  4. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 3 Episode 5 - Episode 5
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    #4 - Episode 5

    S3:E5

    Stuart and Elmor deal with a tricky debtor who owes more than £1,000 against a debt previously owed by his small business, Morecambe Textiles. Later, they attempt to collect a debt of £1,600 owed by a self-employed DJ, but discover he may be forced to close his business if he is unable to pay. Meanwhile, Paul and Steve attend the eviction of a man in Croydon, only to discover that he is on the way to his aunt's funeral, and the council have refused to rehouse him. Later, they deal with a single mother being evicted by her landlady in Hammersmith after amassing more than £11,000 in rent arrears.

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  5. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 3 Episode 7 - Episode 7
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    #5 - Episode 7

    S3:E7

    Paul and Steve attend an eviction of a tenant who refuses to move out of her property, despite it already having been sold on by the landlord. Later, Phil joins Paul to turn detective when they arrive an eviction in East London, where they discover the remaining tenant escaping through the back door. Meanwhile, Brian and Kevin deal with a single mother of three who owes a debt of more than £5,000 to a former landlord for damage to his property, and later try to reclaim a debt of over £11,000 owed by a furniture business, but an employee of the company becomes less than helpful.

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  6. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 3 Episode 8 - Episode 8
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    #6 - Episode 8

    S3:E8

    Stuart and Elmor head to Liverpool for what they expect to be a routine repossession, but instead face the most challenging eviction of their careers. Behind the front door, they find a critically ill two-year-old child with major heart problems, who is on constant life support and unable to breathe without a ventilator. Later, they encounter another family in crisis in Birmingham, where a retired couple who acted as guarantor for their daughter's tenancy are liable to pay over £3,000 after she defaulted. Meanwhile, Brian and Dael chase £2,000 worth of debt owed by a business based in Kent, and recover £4,000 from a recycling business in Buckinghamshire.

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  7. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 3 Episode 9 - Episode 9
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    #7 - Episode 9

    S3:E9

    Dael and Kevin face a web of deceit in an Italian delicatessen in South London as they chase a huge debt amounting to £29,000. Later, Brian joins Dael to track down a pensioner in Surrey who owes £15,000 for a business he bought four years ago. Meanwhile, Steve and Paul must evict a tenant in North London who has not paid her rent for over 18 months, before heading to Cambridgeshire to make one of their most emotional evictions to date.

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  8. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 3 Episode 10 - Episode 10
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    #8 - Episode 10

    S3:E10

    Paul and Steve head to Bedfordshire to try to evict a community of travellers who have set up home in a private car park. However, they receive a hostile response and must react to prevent the situation from spiralling out of control. Later, they attempt to evict a Romanian family who stopped paying rent seven months ago. Elsewhere, Stuart and Elmor chase a debt of over £3,000 in Merseyside, before trying to recover £5,000 owed by a forklift truck company after an agreement went sour.

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  9. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 3 Episode 11 - Episode 11
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    #9 - Episode 11

    S3:E11

    Stuart and Iain head to Nottingham to recover a debt of nearly £3,000 in unpaid rent from a Turkish takeaway. Later, Elmor joins Stuart to hunt down one of their biggest debts of the year – £66,000 owed by a businessman. Paul and Phil head to a flat in East London expecting a routine eviction, but get more than they bargained for when they find dodgy wiring, illegal substances, and two men sleeping in squalid conditions. Meanwhile, Steve and Ben try to evict a tenant in West London who has broken the terms of her lease, but suspect a subletting scam when they find that the three-bedroom semi has been converted into tiny bedsits.

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  10. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 3 Episode 14 - Episode 14
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    #10 - Episode 14

    S3:E14

    Steve and Ben attend the eviction of a family of Ethiopian refugees in Crystal Palace, who despite having been up to date with their rent, are being evicted by their landlord. Paul, Steve and Ben carry out an eviction which has occurred as the result of an acrimonious divorce that has finally come to a head. Paul, Steve and Ben visit an off-licence who owe more than £6,000 in rent arrears, and the owner battles to keep the shop open just as everything shuts down for the holidays. Paul and Ben carry out an eviction with a twist when they discover a tenant with multiple identities.

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  11. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 4 Episode 1 - Episode 1
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    #11 - Episode 1

    S4:E1

    Agents Stewart and Iain head to Lancashire for an eviction that proves to be the most confrontational case they have ever faced. In Surrey, Brian and Del chase over £2,000 owed by a single mother for an unpaid childcare bill, before trying to recover £12,000 of debt on credit cards. Meanwhile, Stewart and Iain's patience is tested to the limit during another eviction in Birmingham

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  12. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 4 Episode 2 - Episode 2
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    #12 - Episode 2

    S4:E2

    Agents Stewart and Elmore are met with lies and aggression when they track down nearly £3,000 owed by a garage mechanic, while Steve and Ben encounter a retired couple who are being forced to leave their home. Stuart and Vic revisit a young debtor who owe £750 for a laptop computer, and in Oxfordshire, Paul and Steve chase £30,000 owed by a world-famous Formula One racing team

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  13. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 4 Episode 3 - Episode 3
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    #13 - Episode 3

    S4:E3

    Agents Stewart and Iain head to Manchester, where a landlord is owed £8,000 in rent arrears and has already called for police back-up. As tempers rise, the pair must find a way to handle a situation that is spiralling dangerously out of control. Meanwhile, Brian and Del chase £3,000 owed to a firm of letting agents, before tracking a debtor who was accidentally over-paid for a job. Plus, Stewart and Iain face an eviction that is set to test their patience.

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  14. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 4 Episode 4 - Episode 4
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    #14 - Episode 4

    S4:E4

    In West London, agents Steve and Ben face the most audacious sublet scam they have ever seen, where the tenant owes £14,000 in unpaid rent. Meanwhile, Brian and Del chase a debt of over £10,000 owed to a van rental business in Sussex, before heading to Kent to recover £6,000 from a mother who is financially dependent on her new partner. Plus, in North London, Paul and Steve come face-to-face with a terrible case of mould.

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  15. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 4 Episode 5 - Episode 5
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    #15 - Episode 5

    S4:E5

    Paul and Ben face a challenging eviction in London, where a vulnerable tenant in rent arrears has barricaded her front door, and the agents receive a tirade of abuse. Meanwhile, Brian and Del chase a debt of nearly £2,000 in Surrey, before trying to recover almost £3,000 in Northamptonshire. Finally, Steve and Ru head to Portsmouth to evict a young family for a landlord who wants her property back.

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  16. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 4 Episode 6 - Episode 6
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    #16 - Episode 6

    S4:E6

    Agents Stewart and Vic experience one of the most violent cases they have ever faced when they are confronted by an angry older gentleman. Later, the pair chase £3,000 owed for an unwanted car engine, but the debtor is convinced that he knows the law and the agents' jobs better than they do. Meanwhile, Steve and Ben face a dilemma in north London, where a tenant is being evicted for rent arrears, and in south London, Paul and Steve have no option but to force a dramatic entry into a property

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  17. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 4 Episode 7 - Episode 7
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    #17 - Episode 7

    S4:E7

    High Court enforcement agents Paul Bohill and Steve Pinner are in Birmingham on a potentially dangerous, full-scale eviction of a large traveller community. Meanwhile, in London's diamond district Brian O'Shaughnessy and Delroy Anglin are chasing nearly £6,000 owed by a jeweller to an unhappy customer, although a solicitor tries to convince Delroy his client owes nothing

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  18. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 4 Episode 9 - Secrets & Lies
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    #18 - Secrets & Lies

    S4:E9

    Paul and Steve have an emotional confrontation in Berkshire when a tearful woman accuses her landlord of fleecing her for extra rent, while Brian and Del travel to Luton to recover £4,500 owed by an elusive debtor who has been giving them the runaround

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  19. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 4 Episode 11 - Episode 11
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    #19 - Episode 11

    S4:E11

    In south London, father-and-son team Del and Dael Anglin face death threats from a debtor's father, after arriving at a property to collect a debt of over £3,500. Meanwhile, in east London, two agents are confronted with a tenant who claims to have had no prior warning that he is being evicted from his tiny bedsit. Del and Brian try to recover £6,000 owed by a London hotel to a catering supply company, and Paul and Steve must tackle a difficult eviction

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  20. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 4 Episode 12 - Episode 12
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    #20 - Episode 12

    S4:E12

    The agents battle anger and emotion when a debtor in denial gets physical, a hairdresser breaks down, and a daughter refuses to pay for her mum's funeral.

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  21. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 4 Episode 13 - Episode 13
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    #21 - Episode 13

    S4:E13

    Stewart and Elmor turn detective, Brain and Del are assaulted by a debtor's wife, Stewart and Ian decode a debtor's lies, and Del and Dael track down an alleged knight of the realm.

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  22. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 4 Episode 14 - Episode 14
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    #22 - Episode 14

    S4:E14

    Del and Dael encounter lies and a wall of deceit as they try to collect a debt at an Indian takeaway in Essex and another owed by a private car dealer in Surrey. Paul and Steve tackle two tricky evictions in West London.

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  23. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 4 Episode 15 - Episode 15
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    #23 - Episode 15

    S4:E15

    A debtor owes a garage £5,000 after a repair bill escalated. When they knock on the door, the agents face a hostile reception from the debtor's father who claims that his son no longer lives at the address.

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  24. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 4 Episode 16 - Episode 16
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    #24 - Episode 16

    S4:E16

    The High Court Enforcement Agents face angry tenants, including one case in which £45,000 is owed by a businessman to his ex-wife after a bitter break-up.

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  25. Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Season 4 Episode 17 - Episode 17
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    #25 - Episode 17

    S4:E17

    Experienced agent Stewart and trainee Iain chase £3,000 owed by a builder to a dissatisfied customer. Del and Dael collect over £2,500 owed to a frozen food company.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Episode 1" is the worst rated episode of "Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/30/2015. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Episode 2".