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A look into the lives of descendants of the Cartel life living in Miami as they navigate adulthood and the effects the legacy has had on their upbringing.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Cartel Crew Season 1 Episode 2 - She Set Me Up
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #1 - She Set Me Up

    S1:E2

    Stephanie gets a huge career opportunity in New Orleans and leaves Marie in Miami to settle the score with Nicole; Loz fights his personal demons; Michael grapples with leaving the narco life behind.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. Cartel Crew Season 1 Episode 3 - The Ultimate Disrespect
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    #2 - The Ultimate Disrespect

    S1:E3

    The children of the cartel are all grown up and trying to make it in Miami without following in their parents’ footsteps.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Cartel Crew Season 1 Episode 4 - New York, Old Secrets
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    #3 - New York, Old Secrets

    S1:E4

    Kat convinces her mom to take a trip to New York and uncovers secrets about her father's last night; Stephanie pursues a new friendship with Nicole; Loz and Michael Blanco deal with the demons of their past.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Cartel Crew Season 1 Episode 5 - Who Is Giselle Rosario?
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    #4 - Who Is Giselle Rosario?

    S1:E5

    Marie tries to mend her relationship with her family; Michael and Marie’s relationship faces its greatest test; Kat tries to broker peace between Stephanie and the girls; all hell breaks loose.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Cartel Crew Season 1 Episode 6 - It’s How You Die and When You Die
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    #5 - It’s How You Die and When You Die

    S1:E6

    Marie grapples with the consequences of her history as a webcam girl; Kat tries to fix the problems between Stephanie and the group; everyone considers the dangers of a trip to Colombia.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Cartel Crew Season 1 Episode 7 - Forbidden Paradise Part 1
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    #6 - Forbidden Paradise Part 1

    S1:E7

    The cast travels to Colombia where Kat tries to broker peace between Nicole and Dayana. Meanwhile, a new feud emerges between Loz and Stephanie. Michael sees his mother’s grave for the first time and comes undone.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Cartel Crew Season 1 Episode 8 - Forbidden Paradise, Part 2
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    #7 - Forbidden Paradise, Part 2

    S1:E8

    In Colombia, the cast comes face to face with survivors of the reign of Pablo Escobar; Kat loses her patience with Loz; back in Miami, Michael deals with the emotional fallout of seeing his mother's grave for the first time.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Cartel Crew Season 1 Episode 9 - Back to Miami, Back to Reality
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    #8 - Back to Miami, Back to Reality

    S1:E9

    The cast returns to Miami carrying more baggage than they brought to Colombia; Kat considers giving Eddie a second chance; Michael confronts the truth about his father's death; Stephanie makes a bold play to reunite her family.

    Director:Unknown
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  9. Cartel Crew Season 1 Episode 10 - Out With a Boom Boom
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    #9 - Out With a Boom Boom

    S1:E10

    Defying Michael, Marie gives her parents one more chance to be a part of their lives; Stephanie’s attempt to reconnect her parents before her single release party doesn’t go as planned; Marie confronts Dayana.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Cartel Crew Season 2 Episode 1 - Homecoming
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    #10 - Homecoming

    S2:E1

    The children of the cartel are back and still trying to escape the curses of their past. Marie makes a critical mistake with her family and suffers the consequences. Kat gives her son's father a second chance at love. Stephanie crosses the line.

    Director:Unknown
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  11. Cartel Crew Season 2 Episode 2 - Broken Bonds
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    #11 - Broken Bonds

    S2:E2

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    Director:Unknown
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  12. Cartel Crew Season 2 Episode 3 - A Baby With Satan
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    #12 - A Baby With Satan

    S2:E3

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    Director:Unknown
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  13. Cartel Crew Season 2 Episode 4 - Sneak Attack
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    #13 - Sneak Attack

    S2:E4

    Marie's legal news comes with a catch, Salomé (a.k.a. Betty Idol) throws a fundraiser, and Kat "Tatu Baby" calls out Ali for spreading dangerous rumors.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. Cartel Crew Season 2 Episode 5 - Anger Iceberg
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    #14 - Anger Iceberg

    S2:E5

    The women try to reconcile after the altercation at the fundraiser Salome (a.k.a. Betty Idol) organized, Marie takes anger management classes, and Loz decides his future.

    Director:Unknown
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  15. Cartel Crew Season 2 Episode 6 - Prison and Other Bad Decisions
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    #15 - Prison and Other Bad Decisions

    S2:E6

    Dayana takes her kids to visit their father in prison; a romantic date night for Kat and Eddie quickly unravels; Michael and Majix travel to California to see the fruits of their marijuana line.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Cartel Crew Season 2 Episode 7 - The One with Chapo's Wife
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    #16 - The One with Chapo's Wife

    S2:E7

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    Director:Unknown
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  17. Cartel Crew Season 2 Episode 8 - Border Angels
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    #17 - Border Angels

    S2:E8

    The girls travel to the Mexican border to see the refugee crisis firsthand; and Michael and Majix prepare to launch their Blanco marijuana strain.

    Director:Unknown
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  18. Cartel Crew Season 2 Episode 9 - I Know People
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    #18 - I Know People

    S2:E9

    Stephanie and Betty argue about promises Betty made to a refugee family on the border; Michael and Majix unveil their marijuana strain to the public; and Eddie makes an investment in the future.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Cartel Crew Season 2 Episode 10 - Leave the Nightlife Behind
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    #19 - Leave the Nightlife Behind

    S2:E10

    With Pure Blanco taking off, Marie presses Michael for a ring, Nicole makes a career move, and Majix struggles with how to tell his son about his past.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. Cartel Crew Season 2 Episode 11 - This Isn't Over
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    #20 - This Isn't Over

    S2:E11

    Stephanie's attempt to smooth things over with Marie goes off the rails, Michael makes a grand gesture to Marie, and Dayana takes Alexandra to meet with Bolo's attorney.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. Cartel Crew Season 3 Episode 1 - La Familia Over Everything
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    #21 - La Familia Over Everything

    S3:E1

    Salome grieves the loss of her sister who was shot and killed. Dayana fights to protect her family from the same fate as Salome's sister. Kat struggles to move forward from her breakup. Michael and Marie take the first steps.

    Director:Unknown
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  22. Cartel Crew Season 3 Episode 2 - 2 It's The Prenup For Me
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    #22 - 2 It's The Prenup For Me

    S3:E2

    Nicole reveals a secret trauma that she has been dealing with. Michael drops an unexpected bomb on Marie that puts their whole marriage in jeopardy. Kat has an awkward meet up with Eddie’s new girlfriend. Stephanie questions Day…

    Director:Unknown
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  23. Cartel Crew Season 3 Episode 3 - Dear Michael
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    #23 - Dear Michael

    S3:E3

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Cartel Crew Season 3 Episode 4 - Never Break Bread With You
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    #24 - Never Break Bread With You

    S3:E4

    Marie continues to struggle over her decision to sign Michael's prenup or walk away. Kat voices her issues with Eddie. Stephanie tries to move forward, but someone from her past threatens to undo her resolve. Nicole throws a self-care party that ends in chaos.

    Director:Unknown
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  25. Cartel Crew Season 3 Episode 5 - What's the Tea?
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    #25 - What's the Tea?

    S3:E5

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Worst Episodes Summary

"She Set Me Up" is the worst rated episode of "Cartel Crew". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 1/14/2019. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Ultimate Disrespect".