Season 1
4.8/106 votesKick Off
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 6/1/2023
Between a Dad managing a 4th Division football club and friends ditching him for being camp, Alan wants to change. Should he go against his instincts and become a footballer?
Director: Dave Lambert
Writer: Alan Carr, Simon Carlyle
5.4/105 votesBig League Player
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 6/1/2023
Christine is desperate for Graham to take her on a night out. At school Alan is struggling to hide who his dad is from bullies - and there's the dread of communal showers looming.
Director: Dave Lambert
Writer: Alan Carr, Simon Carlyle
7.0/103 votesMan On
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 6/1/2023
Graham's woes extend off the pitch and Alan gets the acting bug, but Christine is worried when he comes home from school with a black eye. How did he get it and from whom?
Director: Dave Lambert
Writer: Alan Carr, Simon Carlyle
7.0/103 votesStud
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 6/1/2023
A brilliant but troubled striker gives the Cobblers a lifeline, while keen birdwatcher Alan becomes eagle-eyed at news of a loose pelican. Then Sue's book club gets out of hand...
Director: Dave Lambert
Writer: Alan Carr, Simon Carlyle
7.3/103 votesSick as a Parrot
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 6/1/2023
It's BCG day at school and he decides to pull a sickie. With Christine otherwise disposed it's up to a begrudging Graham to play nursemaid. Can Alan's acting skills last the day?
Director: Dave Lambert
Writer: Alan Carr, Simon Carlyle
6.5/102 votesFowl Play
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 6/1/2023
Things are looking up for The Carrs - the Cobblers are in the quarter finals of the Milk Cup, Alan's got a part in the school play and Angela's marriage has taken a nose dive.
Director: Dave Lambert
Writer: Alan Carr, Simon Carlyle