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The Worst Episodes of Citizen Khan

Family-based sitcom set in the capital of British Pakistan - Sparkhill, Birmingham. Citizen Khan follows the trials and tribulations of loud-mouthed, tight-fisted, self-appointed community leader...

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  1. Background image for Wedding Venue
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    #1 - Wedding Venue

    S1:E1

    The Khan family are preparing for Shazia's wedding - has Mr Khan booked the mosque?

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    Director:Unknown
  2. Background image for Naani's Shopping Trip
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    #2 - Naani's Shopping Trip

    S1:E2

    Mr Khan's plan to attend the Sparkhill Business Association goes awry.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  3. Background image for Family Holiday
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    #3 - Family Holiday

    S1:E3

    Mr Khan is reluctant to dip into the rainy day fund to finance a holiday.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  4. Background image for Amjad's Promotion
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    #4 - Amjad's Promotion

    S1:E4

    Mr Khan is determined to be the impresario behind the new call to prayer at the mosque.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #5 - The Cricket Match

    S1:E5

    Mrs Khan require calm for a prayer meeting but Mr Khan's plans may cause problems.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #6 - The Khan's Anniversary

    S1:E6

    When Mrs Khan suggests inviting the Parvez family to the wedding, Mr Khan has a dilemma.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #7 - Cricket

    S5:E1

    Having been made to sleep in the car by Mrs Khan after forgetting their wedding anniversary, Mr Khan is on a mission to make amends. But his boast to Dave that he knows local boy Moeen Ali backfires when Amjad suggests he could get the famous England all-rounder to make a celebrity appearance at the fundraiser that Mrs Khan and Shazia are helping organise. Mr Khan has no option but to get to the cricket match to find Moeen and do whatever it takes.

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    Director:Unknown
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  9. Background image for Bullies
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    #8 - Bullies

    S5:E2

    Mr Khan buys a drone camera to keep an eye on the local neighbourhood and finds out that his grandson Mo is being bullied at nursery. However, when he decides to take Amjad in hand and teach him how to be a better dad, he gets a lot more than he bargained for during a trip to the local pool and later when re-enacting a scene from gangster drama Peaky Blinders. Meanwhile, Shazia and Amjad are getting ready to go on their first family holiday together, except Mrs Khan thinks she's going along too.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  10. Background image for Funeral
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    #9 - Funeral

    S5:E3

    Tragedy strikes the Khan household, as Amjad's bewigged father, Mr Malik, is knocked down and killed by the number 37 bus. The real tragedy for Mr Khan is that the grief-stricken Mrs Malik is staying with them and comfort eating him out of house and home. But when Mr Khan discovers he might be able to find an investor for his new invention amongst the funeral mourners, he throws himself into the burial arrangements.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #10 - Scab's Parents

    S5:E4

    Mr Khan has been spending quality time with Alia's 'friend who is a boy' Scab. They are getting on famously and, after a one-to-one chat with Alia, Mr Khan suspects it won't be long before there is another Khan family wedding on the horizon. But then Scab takes fright at the prospect of the Khans meeting his parents. The Khans believe it is because they are a bit snooty and object to the idea of having a Pakistani daughter-in-law. So Mr Khan and Amjad hotfoot it to the posh country club to confront Scab's father in a sweaty sauna and give him a piece of their minds.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #11 - Alia's University

    S5:E5

    Mr Khan has to drop his daughter Alia off for her first day at university - in Scotland. Mrs Khan wants the whole family to come, so Mr Khan has to find a way to get all of them from Sparkhill to Glasgow. When the car breaks down, he is forced to improvise alternative travel arrangements, which gives them all plenty of time to reminisce about Alia's early years.

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    #12 - Mr. Khan's Niece

    S5:E6

    Mr Khan and Mosque manager Dave organise rival Muslim Days at the community centre. Mr Khan is convinced his fun day with a bouncy Mosque and 'pin the beard on the Imam' stall will be far more popular than Dave's Women in Islam event. But he forgets that he'd agreed to look after his wayward niece Shabana. Mr Khan is forced to take the stroppy teenager to Muslim Day with him and, to top it all off, Dave has managed to invite Baroness Sayeeda Warsi, whom Khan is desperate to impress.

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    #13 - It's a Khanderful Life

    S5:E7

    Mr Khan faces up to the fact that his life hasn't turned out the way he planned it.

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    6.7/10(25 votes)

    #14 - Family Photo

    S4:E2

    Mr Khan bites off more than he can chew when he takes on a new role as a lollipop man, and a family photo opportunity causes friction between sisters Alia and Shazia.

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  16. Background image for Naani's Return
    6.8/10(31 votes)

    #15 - Naani's Return

    S3:E1

    Mr Khan is over-the-moon when he learns that his mother-in-law wants to move into a home.

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    6.8/10(31 votes)

    #16 - Farley Manor

    S4:E1

    Mr Khan gets into a state at a stately home, when Naani takes the law into her own hands.

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  18. Background image for Chicken Shop
    6.8/10(24 votes)

    #17 - Chicken Shop

    S4:E4

    Mr Khan decides to invest his and Mrs Khan's pension money in a fried chicken franchise.

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  19. Background image for The Wedding
    6.9/10(30 votes)

    #18 - The Wedding

    S3:E6

    Shazia and Amjad's wedding day has arrived, but all is not well in the Khan household.

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  20. Background image for The Makeover
    7.0/10(29 votes)

    #19 - The Makeover

    S2:E6

    Mrs Khan has a makeover and Mr Khan wants a starring role in a video Dave is making.

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  21. Background image for A Khan Christmas
    7.0/10(33 votes)

    #20 - A Khan Christmas

    S2:E7

    On Christmas Eve, Mrs. Khan decides to have a traditional family Christmas, their first one ever. Mr. Khan is not supportive; he thinks Christmas is just an excuse for the people to get ripped off and he believes Khans has the perfect reason not to celebrate it as they are Muslims.

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  22. Background image for Farmer Khan
    7.0/10(31 votes)

    #21 - Farmer Khan

    S3:E4

    Mr Khan discovers that Prince Charles might be dropping in to the city farm.

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  23. Background image for Stags and Hens
    7.0/10(28 votes)

    #22 - Stags and Hens

    S3:E5

    Mr Khan reluctantly agrees to organise Amjad's stag, while Shazia goes on her hen do.

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  24. Background image for Local Hero
    7.0/10(25 votes)

    #23 - Local Hero

    S4:E3

    Mr Khan tries to win a Pride of Birmingham award, which leads to an altercation.

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  25. Background image for Alia's Boyfriend
    7.0/10(25 votes)

    #24 - Alia's Boyfriend

    S4:E6

    Mr Khan enters the Great Sparkhill Bake Off. Meanwhile, Alia gets a boyfriend.

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  26. Background image for A Khan Family Christmas
    7.1/10(29 votes)

    #25 - A Khan Family Christmas

    S3:E7

    A frantic chain of events is set in motion as the Khans prepare for Christmas.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Wedding Venue" is the worst rated episode of "Citizen Khan". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Rani Moorthy, it aired on 8/27/2012. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Naani's Shopping Trip".