The Best Episodes of Coconut

We meet Ahmed Armstong and the staff of Pak Nation TV for the first time, before joining Ahmed in Dagenham where he interviews a proud Brexiter for his Being British show.

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Katie Hopkins has just been announced as Pak Nation’s National Treasure of 2017 and Ahmed is determined to do justice to his idol in the most British way possible.

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Ahmed takes his protégé Bilal to a famous stately home, to teach him and his viewers about the history, art and culture of Britain.

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Ahmed and his wife Camilla invite us into the Armstrong household for a grand tour and special entertainment as they welcome their favourite neighbours for afternoon tea.

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A trip to a Savile Row tailors and a meeting with a leading PR firm are on the agenda, as Ahmed and Camilla set about taking brand Armstrong to the next level.

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We take a trip back in time as Ahmed meets with a genealogist to unearth his rich British history and discover the Armstrongs who came before him.

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Armed with his autobiography Touching a Gentleman, Ahmed takes centre stage and delivers heartfelt excerpts from his memoirs at his self funded book signing.

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Far from a one trick pony, Ahmed invites cameras on to the set of his latest production, Dinner Fork, Salad Fork - a game show about manners, etiquette and identity.

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With ratings plummeting on his antiquated TV show Being British, Ahmed is given the chance to turn things around with a hard-hitting report on inner city youth.

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It’s Pak Nation awards night and Ahmed is preparing to receive his Pak Plaque, but with Tommy Khan in the building there are sure to be fireworks.

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