What Cooper needs is internet clout. But social media's not really his "thing." To sell out, or not sell out?

Cooper might be done with Hollywood, but Hollywood's not done with Cooper.

Cooper and Kris face-off in a hot wing eating showdown that will determine the fate of Cooper's Bar once and for all.

Funzo Cooper! Serious Cooper. Scary Cooper ... Cooper as - Frankenstein-Robert-DeNiro? Hey, actors have to show off their versatility. It's headshot time at Cooper's Bar!

Of all the gin joints in town, the biggest dick in Hollywood walks into Cooper's backyard tiki bar. What are the chances? Looks like Cooper and his friends might be destined for stardom after all.

Good news: The network executives love the pitch. Bad news: They brought notes … and vegan buffalo wings.

The biggest dick in Hollywood stumbles into Cooper's backyard bar.

Cooper and his pals get one last shot at stardom. Can they handle the heat?

As they prep to shoot the pilot, Kris arises from the depths of Hollywood with a divine proposal.

A Christian Superstar and a Blighty Bard walk into a bar.

Wait, when did this become "Britney Lasker's Cooper's Bar?"

Lights! Camera! Back pain! If Cooper can finally nail his takes, a red-carpet evening awaits.