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The Best Episodes of Crossing Swords Season 2

Every episode of Crossing Swords Season 2 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Crossing Swords Season 2!

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Goodhearted hero wannabe Patrick lands his dream job as a squire, only to learn the royal castle is a corrupt hornet’s nest of horny monarchs, crooks and charlatans. War, murder, full frontal nudity—who knew brightly

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Crossing Swords Season 2 Episode 1 - Shamrock Shakedown
    8.1/10(43 votes)

    #1 - Shamrock Shakedown

    S2:E1

    Patrick finds himself on trial for betraying the kingdom, and only avoids punishment with a Hail Mary promise to the king: that he will find the legendary leprechaun gold. Patrick is thrilled when he enlists a real, honest-to-god knight to help him in his quest, until he realizes Sir Kutter is a wild card who plays by his own rules.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Crossing Swords Season 2 Episode 2 - Toxic Femininity
    8.0/10(32 votes)

    #2 - Toxic Femininity

    S2:E2

    A drug epidemic at Blossom’s all-girls academy threatens to derail the king and queen’s scheme to draw attention to their newfound wealth. Patrick and Broth go undercover as female students to protect Blossom and bust the drug ring, but they find that the truth behind this mystery is even more shocking than they suspected.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Crossing Swords Season 2 Episode 3 - Destination: Wedding
    8.2/10(32 votes)

    #3 - Destination: Wedding

    S2:E3

    The wedding of the year brings Merriman a chance to mend fences with King Rami IV, whose son is arranged to marry Holden the squire. But when Ruben crashes the wedding in order to win Holden back, Patrick uncovers a malevolent undercurrent to the nuptials.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Crossing Swords Season 2 Episode 4 - Good Vibrations
    8.3/10(30 votes)

    #4 - Good Vibrations

    S2:E4

    When Queen Tulip slips into a sex-toy-induced coma, King Merriman throws a beauty pageant to replace her. Patrick feels guilty because he recruited the sex toy’s inventor. While every eligible lady in town tries to win the king’s hand, Patrick desperately attempts to wake the queen before the kingdom is torn apart.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Crossing Swords Season 2 Episode 5 - Get Your Minchachas Out
    8.3/10(28 votes)

    #5 - Get Your Minchachas Out

    S2:E5

    On an island training retreat, Patrick and the squires meet the most famous knight in the kingdom, but Patrick quickly decides the knight’s lessons are superficial crap. Elsewhere on the island, Merriman and Tulip attend couples counseling that quickly turns into a struggle for their very lives.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Crossing Swords Season 2 Episode 6 - Tent Pitching
    7.9/10(26 votes)

    #6 - Tent Pitching

    S2:E6

    The circus returns to the kingdom, much to the king’s delight. Blarney is reunited with his uppity clown college classmates. Patrick, however, is concerned that Danielle’s circus origins make this an opportune time for her to strike again.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Crossing Swords Season 2 Episode 7 - Nothin, Usurp With U?
    8.0/10(26 votes)

    #7 - Nothin, Usurp With U?

    S2:E7

    The kingdom adjusts to life under its new (old) king, the Old King, who is back on the throne thanks to Danielle’s machinations. Patrick is torn between loyalty to the kingdom and loyalty to his former king, Merriman. Meanwhile, Merriman tries life as a civilian and quickly finds a new career after a mushroom-fueled drug trip.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Crossing Swords Season 2 Episode 8 - Sad-iator
    8.3/10(27 votes)

    #8 - Sad-iator

    S2:E8

    As punishment for his refusal to turn in King Merriman, Patrick finds himself sentenced to fight in the arena as a gladiator. Merriman starts to take a shine to his new life in the human resources department of a cobbler shop. But when he learns of Patrick’s fate, Merriman puts corporate life aside and attempts to reclaim his throne.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Crossing Swords Season 2 Episode 9 - Knight of the F**king Dead
    8.4/10(25 votes)

    #9 - Knight of the F**king Dead

    S2:E9

    Merriman and Tulip are back just in time for the annual Hallowtide party. Patrick is tasked with chaperoning Princess Blossom but abandons his duties to hang out with the knights. Blossom swaps places with her deceased Aunt Donna in a game of Bloody Mary.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Crossing Swords Season 2 Episode 10 - Hard Day’s Knight
    8.0/10(28 votes)

    #10 - Hard Day’s Knight

    S2:E10

    After months of the kingdom depleting the jewel mines underground, the Mole People finally lash out at the surface-dwellers who have ruined their home. With the royal family in danger, Patrick must journey down into the darkness, where he encounters terror both real and existential; does he even want to be a knight anymore? When Patrick is double-crossed by allies, his world truly comes crashing down around him, and his life will never be the same.

    Director:Unknown
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Season 2 Ratings Summary

"Shamrock Shakedown" is the best rated episode of "Crossing Swords" season 2. It scored 8.1/10 based on 43 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 12/10/2021. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "Toxic Femininity".