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The Best Episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7

Every episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7!

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The off-kilter, unscripted comic vision of Larry David, who plays himself in a parallel universe in which he can't seem to do anything right, and, by his standards, neither can anyone else.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 - Funkhouser's Crazy Sister
    8.1/10(2121 votes)

    #1 - Funkhouser's Crazy Sister

    S7:E1

    Larry attempts a pre-emptive breakup with an ailing Loretta, and learns with Jeff that you can’t make an “empty gesture” to a Funkhouser.

    Director:Larry Charles
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 2 - Vehicular Fellatio
    8.1/10(2250 votes)

    #2 - Vehicular Fellatio

    S7:E2

    Against the will of a renowned doctor, Larry tries his best to irritate Loretta. Once again, Larry causes issues in Richard Lewis' new relationship, and, after being unintentionally tipped off by Leon, takes advantage of the wife of a depressed friend.

    Director:Alec Berg
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 3 - The Reunion
    8.1/10(2099 votes)

    #3 - The Reunion

    S7:E3

    Jeff pitches the idea of doing a Seinfeld reunion to Larry, who refuses at first, until he realizes how he could make it pay off personally.

    Director:Jeff Schaffer
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 4 - The Hot Towel
    7.9/10(1967 votes)

    #4 - The Hot Towel

    S7:E4

    Larry makes an enemy of Christian Slater at Ted and Mary's anniversary party, but gets his payback while at a restaurant with an old flame. Meanwhile, Larry's doctor gives him his personal number and soon regrets it.

    Director:Alec Berg
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 5 - Denise Handicap
    9.1/10(2679 votes)

    #5 - Denise Handicap

    S7:E5

    Larry believes that he has found a way to enjoy someone else's disability without being disabled himself. Meanwhile, he hopes to end a rumor that Rosie O'Donnell can beat him up.

    Director:David Mandel
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 6 - The Bare Midriff
    7.7/10(2148 votes)

    #6 - The Bare Midriff

    S7:E6

    When Larry and Jerry Seinfeld get together to write the reunion show, they consider including Larry's latest experience, which involves a crying Jesus and a bare-midriff assistant.

    Director:Larry Charles
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 7 - The Black Swan
    7.8/10(2198 votes)

    #7 - The Black Swan

    S7:E7

    Larry has bad luck on the same golf hole twice.

    Director:Bryan Gordon
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 8 - Officer Krupke
    8.4/10(1985 votes)

    #8 - Officer Krupke

    S7:E8

    Larry is forced to embrace his feminine side; Cheryl competes for a Seinfeld role; a law officer has an unusual name.

    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 - The Table Read
    8.7/10(2584 votes)

    #9 - The Table Read

    S7:E9

    Larry is miffed at both Marty Funkhouser's sudden presence on set during the Seinfeld reunion's table read and text messages from the nine-year-old daughter of a co-worker. Leon poses as a dead doctor to alleviate Michael Richards' concerns over his Groat's Disease diagnosis.

    Director:Larry Charles
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 10 - Seinfeld
    9.1/10(2737 votes)

    #10 - Seinfeld

    S7:E10

    Not tipping for a favor gets Larry into bad graces with the studio lot's coffee guy, while Julia Louis-Dreyfus accuses him of leaving a ring on an antique table in her house. Meanwhile, he deals with the suspicion that their closeness during production of the Seinfeld reunion has led to Cheryl sleeping with Jason Alexander.

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Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Funkhouser's Crazy Sister" is the best rated episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" season 7. It scored 8.1/10 based on 2121 votes. Directed by Larry Charles and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/20/2009. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Vehicular Fellatio".