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The Best Episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7

Every episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7!

The off-kilter, unscripted comic vision of Larry David, who plays himself in a parallel universe in which he can't seem to do anything right, and,...
Genre:Comedy
Network:HBO

Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Funkhouser's Crazy Sister" is the best rated episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" season 7. It scored 8.3/10 based on 1912 votes. Directed by Larry Charles and written by Larry David, it aired on 9/20/2009. This episode is rated 0.5 points higher than the second-best, "Vehicular Fellatio".

  • Funkhouser's Crazy Sister
    8.3/101,912 votes

    #1 - Funkhouser's Crazy Sister

    Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 9/20/2009

    Larry attempts a pre-emptive breakup with an ailing Loretta, and learns with Jeff that you can’t make an “empty gesture” to a Funkhouser.

    Director: Larry Charles

    Writer: Larry David

  • Vehicular Fellatio
    8.8/102,025 votes

    #2 - Vehicular Fellatio

    Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 9/27/2009

    Against the will of a renowned doctor, Larry tries his best to irritate Loretta. Once again, Larry causes issues in Richard Lewis' new relationship, and, after being unintentionally tipped off by Leon, takes advantage of the wife of a depressed friend.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Larry David

  • The Reunion
    8.5/101,887 votes

    #3 - The Reunion

    Season 7 Episode 3 - Aired 10/4/2009

    Jeff pitches the idea of doing a Seinfeld reunion to Larry, who refuses at first, until he realizes how he could make it pay off personally.

    Director: Jeff Schaffer

    Writer: Larry David

  • The Hot Towel
    8.1/101,755 votes

    #4 - The Hot Towel

    Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 10/11/2009

    Larry makes an enemy of Christian Slater at Ted and Mary's anniversary party, but gets his payback while at a restaurant with an old flame. Meanwhile, Larry's doctor gives him his personal number and soon regrets it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Larry David

  • Denise Handicap
    9.1/102,403 votes

    #5 - Denise Handicap

    Season 7 Episode 5 - Aired 10/18/2009

    Larry believes that he has found a way to enjoy someone else's disability without being disabled himself. Meanwhile, he hopes to end a rumor that Rosie O'Donnell can beat him up.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Larry David

  • The Bare Midriff
    8.2/101,922 votes

    #6 - The Bare Midriff

    Season 7 Episode 6 - Aired 10/25/2009

    When Larry and Jerry Seinfeld get together to write the reunion show, they consider including Larry's latest experience, which involves a crying Jesus and a bare-midriff assistant.

    Director: Larry Charles

    Writer: Larry David

  • The Black Swan
    8.7/101,964 votes

    #7 - The Black Swan

    Season 7 Episode 7 - Aired 11/1/2009

    Larry has bad luck on the same golf hole twice.

    Director: Bryan Gordon

    Writer: Larry David

  • Officer Krupke
    8.3/101,769 votes

    #8 - Officer Krupke

    Season 7 Episode 8 - Aired 11/8/2009

    Larry is forced to embrace his feminine side; Cheryl competes for a Seinfeld role; a law officer has an unusual name.

    Director: David Steinberg

    Writer: Larry David

  • The Table Read
    9.2/102,292 votes

    #9 - The Table Read

    Season 7 Episode 9 - Aired 11/15/2009

    Larry is miffed at both Marty Funkhouser's sudden presence on set during the Seinfeld reunion's table read and text messages from the nine-year-old daughter of a co-worker. Leon poses as a dead doctor to alleviate Michael Richards' concerns over his Groat's Disease diagnosis.

    Director: Larry Charles

    Writer: Larry David

  • Seinfeld
    9.2/102,463 votes

    #10 - Seinfeld

    Season 7 Episode 10 - Aired 11/22/2009

    Not tipping for a favor gets Larry into bad graces with the studio lot's coffee guy, while Julia Louis-Dreyfus accuses him of leaving a ring on an antique table in her house. Meanwhile, he deals with the suspicion that their closeness during production of the Seinfeld reunion has led to Cheryl sleeping with Jason Alexander.

    Director: Andy Ackerman, Jeff Schaffer

    Writer: Larry David