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D.C. Follies is a syndicated sitcom which aired from 1987–1989 and was set in a Washington, D.C. bar, where bartender Fred Willard would welcome puppet caricatures of that day's politicians and celebrities. The humor tended

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot
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    #1 - Pilot

    S1:E1

    Don King helps The Pope with his victory tour; Woody Allen discusses love and death with Fred; the former U.S. Presidents play Trivial Pursuit.

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  2. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 2 - Reagan Parachutes into DC Follies
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    #2 - Reagan Parachutes into DC Follies

    S1:E2

    Ronald Reagan parachutes into D.C. Follies to hear Woody Allen's paranoia about becoming a father. Martin Mull has trouble getting a drink while Nixon, Ford, and Carter badger him for campaign contributions. After being hit on the head, Admiral Poindexter miraculously recalls the events of the Iran-Contra affair, and Nixon accompanies Reagan, Oliver North and Poindexter in a D.C. Follies version of the "Iranscam Rap."

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  3. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 3 - Nixon's Presidential Library is a Bookmobile
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    #3 - Nixon's Presidential Library is a Bookmobile

    S1:E3

    Unhappy with low ratings, Dan Rather searches for a new image for the evening news. Mikhail Gorbachev arrives at D.C. Follies in preparation for the summit. It's discovered that Nixon's presidential library is a bookmobile. Fred becomes a celebrity for a few minutes when Robin Leach drops by looking for a guest for "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" but is pushed aside for Princess Di. Finally, Reagan creates a panic when he mistakes a radio broadcast of "War of the Worlds" for the real thing.

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  4. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 4 - Sean Penn Escapes From Jail and Heads to D.C. Follies
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    #4 - Sean Penn Escapes From Jail and Heads to D.C. Follies

    S1:E4

    Prison escapee Sean Penn comes to DC Follies, where Fred and the rest of gang are preparing for the upcoming annual softball match. Also, President Reagan goes to the hospital for an operation and shares a room with Michael Jackson, Geraldo Rivera hosts his latest expose and Julia Duffy stops by.

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  5. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 5 - Ollie North Raises Money with "Adopt-A-Contra Scheme
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    #5 - Ollie North Raises Money with "Adopt-A-Contra Scheme

    S1:E5

    Prince Charles comes to DC Follies, where he tries to win back his wife, Princess Diana. Ollie North has a new scam up his sleeves, while Gerald Ford has a new hair-growing remedy and Bob Uecker wants to run for President.

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  6. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 6 - Tammy Faye Bakker Debuts Her Latest Song
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    #6 - Tammy Faye Bakker Debuts Her Latest Song

    S1:E6

    Caught up in the presidential campaign, Fred has a nightmare about zombie politicians. Mr. Rodgers broadcasts his show from Russia and ends up in their prison. Tammy Faye Bakker debuts her latest song and Betty White makes an appearance as a stripper for Jimmy Carter's birthday.

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  7. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 7 - Jesse Jackson Sings with Dolly, Barbara and Cher
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    #7 - Jesse Jackson Sings with Dolly, Barbara and Cher

    S1:E7

    John Madden gives Fred a mechanical bull for the bar. Gerald Ford tries to ride it but gets thrown off head first into the wall, where he remains for the rest of the show. Dolly Parton, Barbara Streisand, and Cher testify at the space hearings. Jesse Jackson performs an uplifting song with Dolly, Barbara, and Cher singing backup. Fred's old flame Vanity shows up and turns the distinguished men of D.C. Follies into Jello. Jimmy Carter resolves a problem with his wife by taking her on a romantic date.

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  8. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 8 - George H. W. Bush Schemes to get Ronald Reagan Out of the White House
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    #8 - George H. W. Bush Schemes to get Ronald Reagan Out of the White House

    S1:E8

    George Bush brainstorms for ways to get Reagan out of office. He tries to hypnotize the president but it backfires and he turns himself into "RoboBush." Jim and Tammy Bakker plan a movie version of their lives starring Sean Penn and Madonna. The Bakkers also fantasize about what their life would be like in the White House. Charlie Callas stops by to share his secret on how to attract girls. Sylvester Stallone chooses D.C. Follies as a location for his next movie and proceeds to blow up the bar.

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  9. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 9 - Nixon Gives Fred Financial Advice…And...He Loses His Shirt
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    #9 - Nixon Gives Fred Financial Advice…And...He Loses His Shirt

    S1:E9

    Fred inherits a large sum of money which he invests on the advice of Richard Nixon. Needless to say, he loses all his money and is in danger of losing the bar. Nixon tries various ways to raise money for Fred, one of which is writing a children's fairy tale book. The regular D.C. Follies patrons band together to help save the bar by recording a song a la " We Are The World." Amidst all the charity events, Robert Klein makes an appearance on "Nightline" as spokesman for Jim and Tammy Bakker.

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  10. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 10 - Nixon Impeached from Cub Scouts
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    #10 - Nixon Impeached from Cub Scouts

    S1:E10

    While riding in a limousine, Reagan and Gorbachev are harassed by Sam Donaldson. Back at D.C. Follies, Nixon plans a scam for his Cub Scout troupe. He is eventually caught, impeached from the organization and in his shame runs away. Mickey Gilley parks his jet outside and delivers a song written for and about the ex-presidents. George Bush fantasizes about not being a wimp and becomes George Bond. Nixon of course returns with a new scam involving man's best friend and a monkey.

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  11. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 11 - Nixon Acts as Princess Di's Divorce Lawyer
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    #11 - Nixon Acts as Princess Di's Divorce Lawyer

    S1:E11

    John Madden gives a play-by-play of the events leading up to the summit. Sam Donaldson practices his menacing approach to journalism on the patrons at D.C. Follies. Nixon is angry about being left out of the summit talks, but quickly recovers and comes to the aid of Princess Di as her divorce lawyer which culminates in a festive royal divorce ceremony. Mort Sahl visits the bar and drives a few customers away with his political satire. Reagan and Gorbachev encounter some ups and downs at a secret location for their summit.

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  12. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 12 - George H. W. Bush Falls into a Well
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    #12 - George H. W. Bush Falls into a Well

    S1:E12

    Barbara Walters, Sam Donaldson, Ted Kopel and Dan Rather do a song and dance about the news media. Woody Allen reveals that he is not really Woody Allen. George Bush, in an effort to get into the spotlight, falls into a well. Fred finally rescues him, but his moment of glory is over shadowed by Sean Penn and Madonna's reported breakup. Sam Donaldson fantasizes about creating the perfect presidential candidate and turns Fred into a monster. Rich Hall visits D.C. Follies and shares his sniglets with the patrons.

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  13. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 13 - Reagan Accidentally Gives Fred a Nuke for Christmas
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    #13 - Reagan Accidentally Gives Fred a Nuke for Christmas

    S1:E13

    Santa Claus is confirmed to be real and he makes an appearance at D.C. Follies to hear everyone's Christmas wishes. Reagan attends a meeting of the defense department to learn about a new "A" bomb the size of an audio cassette, and then mistakenly gives Fred the cassette as a Christmas present. Gerald Ford then tries to disarm the bomb. The three ex-presidents play three ex-wise men and the D.C. Follies gang does a little caroling to the tune of "Christmas Day."

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  14. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 14 - Reagan Tries to Wipe Out National Debt with TV Home Shopping Show
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    #14 - Reagan Tries to Wipe Out National Debt with TV Home Shopping Show

    S1:E14

    It's New Years Eve and everyone is making their resolutions. Fred feels he is becoming a doormat for his customers and resolves to change. Reagan takes to the airwaves on a home shopping show in an attempt to wipe out the national debt. Kissinger, Lee Iacocca and John Madden convince Fred that he has to get an angle so Fred sheds his Mr. Nice Guy image and in turn becomes a media hero. He snaps out of it in time to bail out Sean Penn. Ed Asner stops by for a drink and Reagan mistakes him for Gorbachev.

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  15. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 15 - For Nixon's Birthday, an Opera Based on His Life
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    #15 - For Nixon's Birthday, an Opera Based on His Life

    S1:E15

    It's Richard Nixon's birthday and the gang at D.C. Follies give him a roast. Bob Hope, Rodney Dangerfield and all the regulars join in the festivities which include an opera based on Nixon's life. The cab driver, Paul Rodriguez, crashes the party and gets a chance to roast Nixon in lieu of payment.

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  16. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 16 - Astrologer Joyce Jillson Predicts the Future
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    #16 - Astrologer Joyce Jillson Predicts the Future

    S1:E16

    Famous astrologer, Joyce Jillson, sets up shop at D.C. Follies to predict the future. She predicts Jane Fonda will be a very successful bag lady; Gary Hart will again drop out of the race; Reagan will boycott the Olympics; and Nixon will be the next President.

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  17. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 17 - Nixon Dreams of Being a Movie Star with Heather Thomas
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    #17 - Nixon Dreams of Being a Movie Star with Heather Thomas

    S1:E17

    Lee Iacocca moves his Chrysler plant to outer space to avoid union problems on Earth. Barbara Streisand directs a movie at D.C. Follies starring Whoopi Goldberg. Nixon dreams of being a movie star. He is a detective and Heather Thomas is his client. Gerald Ford begins his law practice with an ironic commercial about personal injury. Sid and Marty Krofft open a newsstand outside the bar.

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  18. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 18 - Super Bowl at the Follies
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    #18 - Super Bowl at the Follies

    S1:E18

    The Redskins vs. the Broncos in the Super Bowl. Dick Butkus is at D.C. Follies to host the pre-game show. He gives Fred and Nixon tickets to the game and the seats happen to be on the Redskin's bench. In the middle of the game there is a major earthquake, but the halftime show still goes on with Bob Hope leading Bruce Springsteen and Sammy Davis in the song "America is for Americans." The game then ends suddenly when the players call a strike. Fred and Nixon return home to have a nightcap with Jimmy the Greek.

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  19. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 19 - George H.W. Bush Engages Don King as His Manager
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    #19 - George H.W. Bush Engages Don King as His Manager

    S1:E19

    Admiral Koop enlists the help of Sean Penn to campaign against smoking. They catch up with Rodney Dangerfield on an airplane and throw him into the arms of the police. Back at D.C. Follies, George Bush and Robert Dole are fighting like children. In an effort to find another arena to settle their differences, they agree to go on Sam Donaldson's new show "Political Jeopardy." George Bush also engages Don King as his manager to battle it out with Dan Rather. Pat Robertson makes an unusual plea for campaign contributions, and Alan Rachins plays a legal advisor for people who have been assaulted, abused, or arrested by Sean Penn.

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  20. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 20 - Margaret Thatcher Confers with Madonna to Find a New Image
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    #20 - Margaret Thatcher Confers with Madonna to Find a New Image

    S1:E20

    The show opens with Donaldson, Kennedy, Iacocca and Koch playing a round of "Political Jeopardy." Back at D.C. Follies, It's Valentine's Day and Fred is pining over his lost love, Princess Di. He flashes back to memories of their relationship culminating in a "Casablanca" - type scene where Fred tells Di to marry Charles. Margaret Thatcher confides in Madonna to get help for her new image, which turns out to be a very unusual music video. Fred's faith in love is restored when another old flame, Mary Hart, comes into the bar. The moment is fleeting, however because Mary is really there to be interviewed by Barbara Walters.

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  21. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 21 - Lee Iacocca Becomes Lee Ayatollah and Opens a Chrysler Plant in Iran
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    #21 - Lee Iacocca Becomes Lee Ayatollah and Opens a Chrysler Plant in Iran

    S1:E21

    Lee Iacocca becomes Lee Ayatollah, opens a Chrysler plant in Iran and is bombed by U.S. Tankers. Back at D.C. Follies, Bette Midler graphically describes to Fred the birth of her baby. Then Fred helps Mayor Koch design a campaign slogan. Richard Belzer, thinking of opening a comedy club in Washington, stops by to "work the room" and is arrested by Sean Penn. Dan Dierdorf, Al Michaels and Frank Gifford regale us with Olympic Moments. Sam Donaldson has an "Isn't it True" seizure and attacks everyone at the bar. Mayor Koch and Whoopi Goldberg discuss the homeless while Jesse Jackson and Pat Robertson discuss giving up their Reverend titles.

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  22. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 22 - Recording Industry Behind Nixon's Resignation, Left Clues in Song Lyrics
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    #22 - Recording Industry Behind Nixon's Resignation, Left Clues in Song Lyrics

    S1:E22

    Rona Barret is on hand at the Grammys to introduce the arriving celebrities, while Whoopi Goldberg presents a Grammy to Barbara Streisand who relentlessly thanks herself. Steve Allen stops by and he and Fred try to crack the secret service's code for the presidential candidates, which consists of old TV show titles. Nixon remembers that the recording industry was behind a conspiracy to get him out of office and that they left clues in lyrics to certain songs. Bette Midler wonders why Sam Donaldson is so uptight and Fred tells her what they were like in the 60's. Fred takes us to "Woodstock" where Sam is awakened to the cruel reality of the world. He decides he's the one that must point out the truth.

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  23. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 23 - Ford Begs Nixon to Read a Story from His Bedtime Tales
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    #23 - Ford Begs Nixon to Read a Story from His Bedtime Tales

    S1:E23

    Jimmy the Greek explains to Fred how TV evangelists are different from other people. Sylvester Stallone is worried about losing money if Gorbachev pulls his troop from Afghanistan -- He won't be able to make movies without a war-torn country to shoot in. Kissinger needs a quote for the jacket of his new book. He calls Eddie Murphy, who agrees to have his chauffeur read it. Phyllis Diller drops in to talk about her new role as a cosmetic surgery consultant to the presidential candidates. Ford begs Nixon to read a story from his bedtime tales. He chooses "The Unbelievable Shrinking Man."

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  24. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 24 - Presidential Candidates Selected for Jury Duty
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    #24 - Presidential Candidates Selected for Jury Duty

    S1:E24

    Having been campaigning in the south for so long, the presidential candidates find themselves selected for jury duty. In this parody of "Twelve Angry Men," our jury must decide the fate of a jaywalker. Their debate turns into a song and dance about the upside down world of the primaries. Back in Washington...at D.C. Follies Bob Hope tells of his Vietnam nightmares when his U.S.O. show performed there with Jane Fonda. Mr. Rogers explains voting procedures and describes some of the presidential candidates to his audience. John Ratzenberger drops by to swap statistics with Reagan, Meese, and Mayor Koch about current world problems.

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  25. D.C. Follies Season 1 Episode 25 - George Burns Sends Swaggert to D.C. Follies to Repent His Sins
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    #25 - George Burns Sends Swaggert to D.C. Follies to Repent His Sins

    S1:E25

    George Burns sends Swaggert to "D.C. Follies", to repent for sinning. Waldheim appears through the secret passageway in Fred's office while on a mortal mission to prevent the distortion of Nazi films by a Berlin Film Group. Jessica Hahn's formation of the "Bimbo" union attempts to protect "the other woman." Jim and Tammy ease Swaggert's conscience as they sing him into believing that it's okay to sin. Jimmie Walker has to escape through the rear entrance after telling Fred of Jimmie's new Undecided Political Party. Kissinger reveals the truth about what the third world nations think about the U.S. and Soviet relations. Mr. George Burns has narrowed down his decision of who his new partner will be by choosing Tammy Bakker.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Pilot" is the worst rated episode of "D.C. Follies". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 4/11/1987. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Reagan Parachutes into DC Follies".