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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Darkroom Season 1 Episode 1 - Closed Circuit
    0.0/10(62 votes)

    #1 - Closed Circuit

    S1:E1

    Aging TV newsman Greg Conway discovers that he's being replaced by a computer-generated simulation that perfectly replicates his appearance and behavior.

    Director:Rick Rosenthal
    Writer:Alan Brennert

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  2. Darkroom Season 1 Episode 2 - Stay Tuned, We'll Be Right Back
    0.0/10(69 votes)

    #2 - Stay Tuned, We'll Be Right Back

    S1:E2

    Charlie Miller discovers that his crystal radio is in contact with the German U-boat that sunk the ship his father died on during WWII 30 years ago. Should he change the course of history and save his father?

    Director:Paul Lynch
    Writer:Simon Muntner

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  3. Darkroom Season 1 Episode 3 - The Bogeyman Will Get You
    0.0/10(69 votes)

    #3 - The Bogeyman Will Get You

    S1:E3

    Horror obsessed teenager DiDi convinces her sister that an old acquaintance is a vampire.

    Director:John McPherson
    Writer:Robert Bloch

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  4. Darkroom Season 1 Episode 4 - Uncle George
    0.0/10(67 votes)

    #4 - Uncle George

    S1:E4

    When their Uncle George dies, Bert and Margo Haskell convince a homeless man to pose as their late relative in order to keep receiving his pension checks.

    Director:Rick Rosenthal
    Writer:Peter S. Fischer

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  5. Darkroom Season 1 Episode 5 - Needlepoint
    0.0/10(48 votes)

    #5 - Needlepoint

    S1:E5

    A pimp takes advantage of a young woman whose grandmother uses old-time voodoo magic to get her revenge.

    Director:Paul Lynch
    Writer:Violet Pullbrook

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  6. Darkroom Season 1 Episode 6 - Siege of 31 August
    0.0/10(69 votes)

    #6 - Siege of 31 August

    S1:E6

    After buying his son a military playset, a Vietnam veteran-turned-farmer keeps hearing sounds of war in the night and discovers that his son's toy soldiers are alive.

    Director:Peter Crane
    Writer:Peter S. Fischer

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  7. Darkroom Season 1 Episode 7 - A Quiet Funeral
    0.0/10(42 votes)

    #7 - A Quiet Funeral

    S1:E7

    A gangster is in for an unwelcome surprise when he attends the funeral of his ex-partner, a forger who he robbed and left for dead.

    Director:Curtis Harrington
    Writer:Robert Bloch

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  8. Darkroom Season 1 Episode 8 - Make-Up
    0.0/10(51 votes)

    #8 - Make-Up

    S1:E8

    Down-and-out Paddy buys a makeup case from an actor's widow, who claims that when the makeup is applied, its wearer instantly becomes the character. When Paddy puts on the makeup, he becomes whatever character is inscribed on the container. So he sets out to get back at the bookie who owes him.

    Director:Curtis Harrington
    Writer:Jeffrey Bloom

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  9. Darkroom Season 1 Episode 9 - The Partnership
    0.0/10(45 votes)

    #9 - The Partnership

    S1:E9

    As part of a strange partnership, an old man lures travelers to an old abandoned funhouse.

    Director:John McPherson
    Writer:Christopher Crowe

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  10. Darkroom Season 1 Episode 10 - Daisies
    0.0/10(47 votes)

    #10 - Daisies

    S1:E10

    Filandering botanist Dr. John Michaelson develops a machine that can read the thoughts of daisies.

    Director:Paul Lynch
    Writer:Peter S. Fischer

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  11. Darkroom Season 1 Episode 11 - Catnip
    0.0/10(53 votes)

    #11 - Catnip

    S1:E11

    After accidentally killing an old woman said to be a witch, troublemaker Ronnie is stalked by her black cat.

    Director:Jeffrey Bloom
    Writer:Robert Bloch

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  12. Darkroom Season 1 Episode 12 - Lost in Translation
    0.0/10(44 votes)

    #12 - Lost in Translation

    S1:E12

    Archaeologist Dr. Paul Hudson hires a translator to decode an ancient Egyptian scroll.

    Director:Rick Rosenthal
    Writers:Mary Ann Kasica, Michael Scheff

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  13. Darkroom Season 1 Episode 13 - Guillotine
    0.0/10(44 votes)

    #13 - Guillotine

    S1:E13

    A 19th-century Frenchman is aided by his lover to exploit a loophole in the law when he is sentenced to die by guillotine. Should the executioner die on the day of the execution, the prisoner will walk free.

    Director:Rick Rosenthal
    Writer:Peter Allan Fields

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  14. Darkroom Season 1 Episode 14 - Exit Line
    0.0/10(47 votes)

    #14 - Exit Line

    S1:E14

    Actor Dan Burroughs tries desperately to convince highly influential critic Miss Alexis St. Clair to revise her negative opinion about his performance.

    Director:Peter Crane
    Writer:Peter S. Fischer

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  15. Darkroom Season 1 Episode 15 - Who's There?
    0.0/10(41 votes)

    #15 - Who's There?

    S1:E15

    Barry finds his upstairs neighbor Steve waiting in the dark with a gun for his wife, who he thinks is cheating on him, to come home.

    Director:Paul Lynch
    Writer:Brian Clemens

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  16. Darkroom Season 1 Episode 16 - The Rarest of Wines
    0.0/10(46 votes)

    #16 - The Rarest of Wines

    S1:E16

    Following the death of his mother, Frederick inherits her old house and its contents, while his sister Pamela inherits the company, much to Frederick's displeasure.

    Director:Peter Crane
    Writer:Gerald K. Siegel

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Closed Circuit" is the worst rated episode of "Darkroom". It scored /10 based on 62 votes. Directed by Rick Rosenthal and written by Alan Brennert, it aired on 11/27/1981. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Stay Tuned, We'll Be Right Back".