David Mitchell gets down with Downton Abbey.

David Mitchell discusses the weird subject of women getting their boobs signed.

David Mitchell discusses the use of references around children.

David picks up on the assumption that everything is quicker and easier to sort out by text. Is sending bite-sized messages really that effective? Or is it just a small pointless chore?

You know those credits which disrupt your television viewing pleasure at the end of every programme? Squashing the show you were watching into one half of the screen, whilst a voice speaks over the music, what on earth are they thinking?

David talks about the country's problem with its drinking culture; but not in the way of 'Broken Britain's Wild Teens In Booze Binge Shame Shock', rather like having a nice glass of wine at a party, or a pint in the pub.

David Mitchell addresses the American nation on the proper use of particular English words and phrases.

David Mitchell talks about how difficult it is to get a good haircut.

David Mitchell talks about the authenticity of who you are.

David Mitchell discusses the wonderful use of the innuendo.

In this episode David takes issue with ridiculously extravagant weddings. He questions whether they're really supposed to be special for you, or for everyone else?

David Mitchell analyses marathon runners this week, and what the logic is behind their attempts to raise money for charity. Surely all the time they spend training, would have been better spent working a job? After all, they would make a lot more money for charity!

David Mitchell aims his ranty revolver at gangster movies.

David Mitchell discusses this issue of personal debts between friends.

David rants about signs that lie.

David berates the modern button-loving gadget designers who are given free reign with their counterintuitive scratchable DVDs. Do you too lament the simple days of the VHS?

David picks up on British reservations about calling hotels 'cheap.' But cheap is good is it not, so why not say it?

David has his say on the rationale of the gift-giving ritual, from ill-fitting jumpers to duplicate copies of the Bonesetter's daughter, the whole system is hideously inefficient. Aren't we better off putting anything we actually want on an accessible online list?

David Mitchell provides answers for the Dell Quiz.

Is there perhaps a way of combating wastefulness and planned obsolescence. From tables to fuel, could a subscription fee perhaps be a viable solution?

David Mitchell follows his sustainability rant with one on saving the environment. There is always heated debate about global warming, but until there is proof it doesn't exist, shouldn't we be looking for solutions?

David Mitchell gets clever about Mensa!

David Mitchell ponders the tales of mythical heroes.

David Mitchell chews over the subject of communal eating a.k.a. public mastication.

David tackles text speak and the charming little innovation LOL. But will he be for or against the modern habit of approving a joke with the abbreviation?